Naruto: Mental Breakdown System, Stressing Out the Ninja World
Chapter 23

SS-Grade Sexy Transformation Technique Ultimate

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After school, Ebisu grimaced in pain, but the thought of learning a new ultimate technique filled him with excitement, and he followed Uchiha Ling.

The sheer pleasure of brutally beating Shiranui Genma was just too satisfying!

In the woods beside the training ground, Uchiha Ling said solemnly:

"The Sexy Transformation Technique is the foundation, the beginning of your unique ninja way.

"Teacher Yamano says our ninja way is vulgar, but any technique that can defeat an enemy is a good ninja technique.

"The technique I'm about to teach you is something no man can resist!"

Uchiha Ling formed a hand seal and created a Shadow Clone.

Ebisu looked left and right in confusion. The Shadow Clone Technique was an advanced ninja technique. Was he going to teach him the Shadow Clone Technique?

How could the Shadow Clone Technique be something no man could resist?

The Shadow Clone snorted. "Original, you're truly evil. Rotten to the core. Your feet are probably oozing pus!"

"Shut up! Shadow Clone! Don't delay our pursuit of the ninja way!"

"The ninja way? This is clearly the sewer way!"

Uchiha Ling said, "Ignore my Shadow Clone. All my Shadow Clones have something wrong with their heads.

"Listen carefully, Ebisu. This SS-grade ultimate technique is called the Double Sexy Transformation Technique!"

As he spoke, white smoke burst around both Uchiha Ling and his Shadow Clone. When the smoke cleared, two scantily clad women with voluptuous figures stood there.

"No enemy can refuse a pair of sisters! So let the enemies experience the pain of distraction, Ebisu!"

Ebisu pushed up his sunglasses, blood trickling from both nostrils.

He looked to the left, then to the right. Th-this really was impossible to refuse!

Poof! Poof! After two clouds of white smoke, Uchiha Ling reappeared.

"To help you master the Double Sexy Transformation Technique, I'll give you special training. First, I'll help you master the Shadow Clone Technique!"

"What?" Ebisu said in astonishment. "You're willing to teach me an advanced ninja technique like the Shadow Clone Technique?"

"Of course. I've acknowledged you, Ebisu. You're my brother on the path of confusing ninja arts!"

Ebisu was beside himself with excitement. Uchiha Ling was the biggest troublemaker in the class, and also the strongest. He had actually earned Uchiha Ling's recognition!

Over the following days, Uchiha Ling began to regret his decision.

Ebisu was too stupid!

He truly taught Ebisu the Shadow Clone Technique without holding anything back, yet it took Ebisu more than two whole months to learn it.

Spring passed, and early summer arrived.

During training class, Uchiha Ling, as usual, ran Akimichi Takashi ragged until he was drenched in sweat, then left the training ground in satisfaction.

He gave Ebisu a firm nod.

Ebisu understood what Uchiha Ling meant.

He had already mastered the SS-grade ultimate of the Transformation Technique! Now was the time for actual combat!

"Teacher! I challenge Shiranui Genma!"

Shiranui Genma's whole body tensed. His instincts told him that something bad seemed about to happen.

More than two months ago, Ebisu had humiliated him with the Sexy Transformation Technique, and it had taken him a long time to emerge from the psychological trauma.

The two arrived at the center of the training ground.

"Form the Seal of Opposition!"

After Ebisu formed the Seal of Opposition, he immediately made another hand seal.

Yamano's eyes lit up. That hand seal? Wasn't that the hand seal for the Shadow Clone Technique?

Poof!

After the white smoke cleared, Ebisu had created a Shadow Clone.

Shiranui Genma secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Good, good. It was only a Shadow Clone.

The Shadow Clone Technique was powerful, and he could not use it either, but at least it was not humiliating. At worst, he would be attacked from both sides and take a beating.

Yamano nodded repeatedly. As expected of Team Leader Huìdài's son. He had learned the Shadow Clone Technique at only six years old.

Ebisu shouted, "Feel my ninja way!"

Shiranui Genma thought, Isn't your ninja way all about the basics? What could you possibly do by combining the basics with a Shadow Clone?

Then he saw a sight that filled him with terror.

Ebisu and his Shadow Clone took two running steps together before leaping into the air.

"SS-Grade Ninja Art! Double Sexy Transformation Technique!"

The Ebisu figures in the air both used the Transformation Technique.

Two scantily clad women with voluptuous figures emerged amid the white smoke!

"Ah? Mm... th-this... you!"

Those breasts, those legs, those sultry eyes, those flushed cheeks... As Shiranui Genma looked left and right, blood sprayed from both nostrils. His blood rushed to his head, and he fell backward.

Before losing consciousness, he thought, I'm finished. I'm really finished!

Winning and losing no longer mattered. His reputation was completely ruined.

[A ninja near the host has suffered a mental breakdown. The system is activating...]

Under his guidance, Ebisu had improved by leaps and bounds. On the path of seductive ninja arts, he had already surpassed his master. The two women he transformed into were even more vivid and lifelike than Uchiha Ling's, catching attention at a single glance.

This was talent.

Effort was not entirely useless, but talent determined a ninja's upper limit.

Ebisu had found the path suited to him. This flexible child's confusing techniques were practically flawless!

[Shiranui Genma's mental breakdown detected. Extracting an ability related to Shiranui Genma. The host may choose one of three options. Option One: Fire-nature chakra; Option Two: 0.1 units of chakra; Option Three: Senbon needle throwing skill.]

Damn system, it really did not give anything good.

Option One was fire-nature chakra. He already had fire-nature chakra, yet the system was still using it to pad out the choices.

Option Three was the senbon needle skill Shiranui Genma had secretly practiced.

Ninja tool throwing would be taught next semester. Uchiha Ling did not like senbon needles, so there was little use in taking it.

In the end, Uchiha Ling chose the chakra amount.

With that extra 0.1 units, his chakra amount reached 0.5 units.

"Ebisu!"

Teacher Yamano did not even bother making the two form the Reconciliation Seal. He stormed into the field in fury, pulled out a wire kunai, and hung Ebisu upside down from a tree again.

He yanked on Ebisu's ear as he hung there and roared:

"Is this how you use the Shadow Clone Technique after learning it?

"You've completely ruined this technique! Is something wrong with you? Was the last beating not enough? Are you acting up again?"

Ebisu hung upside down without feeling the slightest embarrassment, merely grinning foolishly.

He had learned the Shadow Clone Technique, and he had also learned the SS-grade Sexy Transformation Technique. He was too strong!

Sure enough, this was his ninja way!

"Teacher, as a ninja, you have to win by any means necessary! My father says ninjas are tools. How can tools get sick?"

Yamano had no way to deal with Ebisu. He only hoped Team Leader Huìdài would not beat Ebisu into a cripple this time.

After all, he had managed to learn the Shadow Clone Technique. His training had merely gone a little off track.

Shiranui Genma left the field with his head hanging low.

His classmates avoided him whenever they saw him, and he felt isolated.

Why was Ebisu so strong?

Shiranui Genma looked toward Uchiha Ling, who likewise had no one within three meters of him.

It had to be him!

After school, Shiranui Genma followed Uchiha Ling.

"Uchiha Ling! I want special training with you!"

"Special training? With who? With me?"

Uchiha Ling found it hard to believe. Am I really this popular now?

Do I look like the kind of person who gives others proper special training? If you follow me, just wait to grow crooked.

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