Ch. 1My dream: Konoha's number one pressure king
Key plot points and events
- A modern consciousness awakens in the body of Uchiha Ling, a five-year-old Academy student, during a sparring session. Kakashi has just struck him after Ling’s cruel remarks about Kakashi’s father, Hatake Sakumo.
- Ling recalls the political climate: Sakumo is being vilified for abandoning a mission to save a teammate, and the resulting losses have intensified pressure on Konoha as war approaches.
- Ling tries to encourage the devastated Kakashi, but his words come out as another insult. Kakashi kicks him away, triggering Ling’s Defense-Breaking System, which rewards him for emotionally breaking someone.
- Ling chooses to learn Sakumo’s secret Taijutsu rather than gain Chakra or Lightning Release. He immediately uses the technique to catch Obito’s punch.
- Emboldened by his new skill, Ling insults Obito and Guy as well. Their teacher, Yamano, stops the confrontation and orders the boys to make the Reconciliation Seal.
Character developments
- Uchiha Ling discovers that his mouth seems compelled to produce vicious insults despite his intentions. He embraces this as a way to survive—and even sets himself the goal of becoming Konoha’s greatest trash talker.
- Kakashi is shown as a young boy deeply wounded by the condemnation of his father and the mockery directed at his family.
- Obito and Guy appear as Kakashi’s loyal classmates, rushing to defend him.
- Teacher Yamano is revealed to have encouraged Ling to target Kakashi, suggesting that the bullying is part of a broader effort to discredit the Hatake family.
Significant themes
- The chapter contrasts loyalty to comrades with a wartime culture that prizes mission success above individual lives.
- It highlights how public blame and organized hostility can harm not only a person but also their family.
- Comedy comes from the gap between Ling’s intended encouragement and his uncontrollably cruel phrasing, while the system turns social conflict into a source of power.
Character interactions
- Ling’s insults provoke Kakashi into striking him, then drive Kakashi further into despair when Ling’s attempted consolation backfires.
- Obito and Guy confront Ling on Kakashi’s behalf, but Ling’s newly acquired technique lets him stop Obito’s punch.
- Ling insults both boys in turn, drawing the class’s anger, before Yamano intervenes and orders the three boys to reconcile.