Douluo: Gojo Satoru Template, Joining the Chat Group
Chapter 41

"Bibi Dong, Yu Xiaogang's Greatest Backing Is You!"

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[World's Greatest Poison: This... has to be a joke, right? No matter what, he shouldn't have let his own disciple absorb a ten-year spirit ring, especially not a genius like Tang San.]

Dugu Yan frowned. Generally speaking, any spirit master with even a little ambition would have a hundred-year spirit ring as their first ring.

Yet Yu Xiaogang had actually wanted Tang San to absorb this ten-year Lone Bamboo...

That was utterly outrageous.

[Shadow Cat: If it were anyone else, I might not believe it, but since it's Gangzi, I believe it instead.] [Bibi Dong: Just as expected of you, Yu Xiaogang.]

Bibi Dong rubbed her forehead. Things were far worse than she had imagined.

[Ah Yin: Damn ten-year Lone Bamboo! Why didn't it let Tang San absorb it?] [Not Little Witch: Hahahaha, Aunt Ah Yin, you're killing me. If Tang San had absorbed it, that would count as revenge too, right?] [Liu Erlong: Sigh... it really is absurd.]

Liu Erlong also felt too ashamed to show her face.

She had previously bragged in the chat group about how amazing his theories were.

Who would have thought that he had nearly made his disciple absorb a ten-year spirit ring? Was that something a human could do?

"Xiaogang... this is a bit too... sigh."

[Strongest: I'm not lying. If that four-hundred-year Mandala Snake hadn't appeared later, Gangzi might really have made Tang San absorb that Lone Bamboo. Actually, I think the most likely possibility is that Tang Hao heard Yu Xiaogang's words from nearby, then hurriedly drove a Mandala Snake over to them so Tang San wouldn't actually absorb a ten-year spirit ring. No matter how brainless Tang Hao is, he can still tell spirit ring colors apart. Naturally, he wouldn't let his son absorb a ten-year spirit ring. But here comes the most ridiculous part: Yu Xiaogang actually couldn't beat this hundred-year spirit beast. That's right, as a level twenty-nine Grand Spirit Master, he couldn't beat this Mandala Snake and was nearly killed by it. If Tang San hadn't relied on memories from his past life, along with his unique techniques and hidden weapons, Yu Xiaogang probably would have truly died here today. At a critical moment, he still needed a six-year-old child to save his life. Tell me, what use was this trash? Oh, no, that's not right. Not only did Gangzi fail to help, he even blasted the Mandala Snake away with a fart, thoroughly enraging it and making Tang San's later job of dealing with it even more troublesome.]

Yang Xiu was truly speechless. He had taken his disciple spirit hunting and nearly gotten himself killed. Could anyone even bear that?

If Tang San had merely been an ordinary child, and Tang Hao had not been protecting him from behind the scenes...

The two of them might really have died on the spot.

[World's Greatest Poison: 666. Getting nearly killed by a hundred-year spirit beast is kind of insane. I can casually crush hundred-year spirit beasts now.] [Bibi Dong: His theories are no good, his character is no good, and even his strength is no good. So what exactly can Yu Xiaogang teach Tang San?]

Bibi Dong genuinely had no idea what Tang San could learn by following Gangzi.

[Strongest: He did learn a little. Gangzi is quite shrewd. The moment he took on a disciple, he immediately taught him what color of spirit ring corresponded to what age of spirit beast, because if he didn't teach it now, he would have to teach it during class.] [Bibi Dong: Hahaha, Group Leader, you're too vicious.]

When Bibi Dong saw the first half, she had thought she was truly mistaken.

Only after reading the second half did she realize the Group Leader was being sarcastic.

"Given the extent of his knowledge, that's probably all he understands."

Bibi Dong said mockingly.

[Not Little Witch: Is Tang San really that monstrous? He could kill a spirit beast over four hundred years old at just six?] [A Healer Cannot Heal Themself: Didn't the Group Leader say it? He had memories from his past life and used some special techniques and hidden weapons, which was why he could kill it.] [Ah Yin: So by that logic, Tang Hao completely knew that Tang San had those techniques and hidden weapons. The hidden weapons and techniques that let a six-year-old child defeat a Mandala Snake over four hundred years old must be far from ordinary...]

Ah Yin had sharply grasped the key point.

Ah Yin, who had already had an answer in her heart, became even more certain now.

[A Healer Cannot Heal Themself: Though it may sound cruel, I still want to say this: Aunt Ah Yin, Tang Hao may truly not care about your child. As long as the talent is good, he doesn't care who lives inside that shell. He can use them as a son regardless.]

Ye Lingling had held those words in for a long time. This was the conclusion she had reached through observation and speculation.

Tang Hao was definitely a deeply scheming bastard. Ah Yin's death might even have been connected to him.

So she would first prepare Ah Yin mentally. When the Group Leader got to her story, she would be able to handle it better.

[Ah Yin: I guessed as much...]

Ah Yin was now completely disheartened. Her husband simply did not care about their child.

Then what had been the meaning of her sacrifice back then?

Had it merely been to provide Tang Hao with a spirit ring?

[Not Little Witch: Let's not talk about such sad things for now. Xiao Wu, you spent six years around Yu Xiaogang. What exactly is his spirit skill? Could it really be that farting pig? I thought you were joking before, but after what the Group Leader said, it turns out it's real!] [Xiao Wu: It really is farting! Otherwise, why would I call him Farting Gangzi? I've forgotten the exact name, something like Heaven-Shaking Earth-Cracking Luo Sanpao. Last time in the cafeteria, a student merely talked back to him a little, and Yu Xiaogang released that spirit skill. I was so furious at the time! The whole cafeteria reeked, and no one could eat. If he weren't Tang San's teacher, I would've hit him with an Eight-Section Throw already.]

Thinking of that scene again, Xiao Wu still ground her teeth in anger.

Ning Rongrong of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Clan had long since been rendered speechless.

She had once thought all those things were simply mockery aimed at Gangzi.

Who would have thought someone's spirit skill could actually be farting?

What kind of spirit beast could possibly drop a farting spirit skill?

After grumbling, Ning Rongrong waved goodbye to Sword Douluo, Bone Douluo, and Ning Fengzhi.

Not long ago, she had discussed it with her father, Ning Fengzhi, and decided to study at Heaven Dou Royal Academy.

That way, she would have a reason to see Brother Yang.

[World's Greatest Poison: Hahaha, I want to know the size of Xiao Wu's psychological trauma back then.]

Dugu Yan was practically laughing herself to death.

If Yu Xiaogang released his spirit skill in front of her, she might die laughing.

[Strongest: @Bibi Dong, by the way, didn't you say earlier that Yu Xiaogang had no backing?] [Bibi Dong: Uh... wasn't he expelled from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan? Could it be that the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan is still secretly helping him?]

Bibi Dong spoke hesitantly. Could it be that old dragon Yu Yuanzhen had not given up on Yu Xiaogang yet?

[Strongest: No, no, no, Bibi Dong. Yu Xiaogang's greatest backing right now is you.] [Bibi Dong: Me? Group Leader, you're not mistaken, are you? I want nothing more than to slap him to death right now!]
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