Douluo: Gojo Satoru Template, Joining the Chat Group
Chapter 5

Chat Group Rules and Benefits

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[The Strongest: Let me briefly explain the chat group's rules. First of all, this chat group isn't just for chatting; everyone can also gain benefits from it...]

[Not Little Witch: What kind of benefits, Group Leader brother?]

Yang Xiu's face darkened. Why did this little witch love interrupting people so much?!

[The Strongest: Let me finish first. Getting benefits is simple: activity points. Everything you say in the chat group can be converted into activity points. As long as there are enough activity points for the chat group to level up, there will be a lottery opportunity.]

[The Strongest: When the time comes, dice will be rolled. Whoever gets the highest number will receive a reward. As for what the reward is, that will depend on your luck.]

What Yang Xiu did not mention was that every time the chat group leveled up, he could also receive a reward.

And his rewards were several times better than theirs.

[Shadow Cat: Are there rewards that can increase soul power?]

Zhu Zhuqing had still decided to leave the Zhu Clan, so she was desperate to increase her strength.

As for where she would go after leaving the Zhu Clan, she had yet to figure that out.

She could only take things one step at a time.

In any case, she had already completely lost hope in Dai Mubai and no longer wanted to look for him.

[The Strongest: Of course. That's the most basic kind of reward. The size of the reward will depend on everyone's luck.]

[A Physician Cannot Heal Herself: Then how much longer until the chat group can level up?]

[Not Little Witch: That's right, that's right. I can't wait to get a reward already.]

[It's Wu, Not Five: Are there carrots? I want lots and lots of carrots.]

[No Mother Since Childhood: Carrots, carrots, carrots every day. Are you a rabbit or something?!]

Qian Renxue could not help snapping at her. This pathetic girl only knew how to think about carrots every day.

And here she had thought the two of them were teammates in cursing Bibi Dong together!

[It's Wu, Not Five: ? How did you know I'm a rabbit?! Have you been following me?!]

Yang Xiu's face twitched. Xiao Wu really did not have a brain, did she?!

Was she afraid people would not know she was a soul beast or something?

Then Yang Xiu remembered some of Xiao Wu's baffling actions from the original story and felt relieved.

Fortunately, Xiao Wu was not stupid beyond saving and immediately recalled the message.

[Group Message: 'It's Wu, Not Five' recalled this message and smiled at you.]

[No Mother Since Childhood: ? What do you mean?]

Now it was Qian Renxue's turn to be confused. Although Xiao Wu had recalled the message quickly, Qian Renxue had still seen it.

What the hell did she mean by following her?

Qian Renxue was completely baffled.

But even if she racked her brains, she would never have guessed that Xiao Wu was a transformed soul beast.

[Little Witch: Xiao Wu, what did you just recall? Forget it. Group Leader brother~ hurry up and tell us how much longer until the chat group can level up...]

Yang Xiu checked the chat group's upgrade progress. Good lord, it was already almost at the threshold for leveling up.

Most of the activity points had come from Xiao Wu and Qian Renxue cursing Bibi Dong.

With Ning Rongrong and Ye Lingling fanning the flames from the side, the activity points naturally rose rapidly.

They had not been chatting for long, but Xiao Wu and Qian Renxue's insults toward Bibi Dong could already fill over a thousand pages.

It was obvious just how deeply the two of them hated Bibi Dong.

Most of their words were repetitive, though, and the author could not be bothered to write them out.

"Sure enough, as brilliant as I am, bringing these three in was absolutely the right choice!"

Yang Xiu's lips curled upward, revealing the Dragon King's signature smile.

[The Strongest: Just a little more. Everyone, raise those activity points!]

[It's Wu, Not Five: Okay, Group Leader. Bibi Dong, I... beep beep beep beep!]

[It's Wu, Not Five: Bibi Dong, you big bastard! You old hag, just you wait! I'll definitely get revenge on you!]

As expected of a warrior—she went straight in without hesitation.

Yang Xiu could not help giving Xiao Wu a thumbs-up. She might be a little dumb, but when something happened, she really stepped up!

[No Mother Since Childhood: Bibi Dong! You have no heart! You bastard!]

[Not Little Witch: Hehe, this is so fun! I'm joining too. Bibi Dong, you big idiot! Hahaha!]

[A Physician Cannot Heal Herself: +1]

[Shadow Cat: Uh... +1]

[Ah Yin: Do I need to join too?... +1]

To seem sociable, Ah Yin quietly typed a +1 as well.

"Fine, fine, fine! Your activity points aren't enough, so you're taking it out on me, huh?!"

Bibi Dong was nearly angered into laughter.

[Bibi Dong: Hmph! I don't care for this lousy reward. You rabble had better pray I never find you, or you'll suffer dearly!]

[Bibi Dong: The one jumping around the most is called Xiao Wu, right? I'll use every connection Spirit Hall has to find you. Just you wait!]

Bibi Dong's threats did have some effect. At least Xiao Wu had stopped spamming the chat.

However, Qian Renxue was still cursing away with all her might.

[The Strongest: Ahem! Let me add something here. Group members are not allowed to kill one another. Even if you find her, it will be useless.]

After Xiao Wu saw the group leader's words, her previously worried mood eased once more.

[It's Wu, Not Five: Bibi Dong! I... beep beep beep!]

The war of words continued!

Bibi Dong was so furious she nearly spat blood. She was the dignified Pope of Spirit Hall, an inheritor of divine legacy, a level 99 Ultimate Douluo—yet she could do nothing about this lunatic who kept provoking her in the group?

Then had she become Pope for nothing?!

However, Bibi Dong soon thought of a way to deal with her.

"Since I can't touch her, wouldn't it be even better to threaten her with her family and friends?"

Yang Xiu seemed to have noticed Bibi Dong's thoughts and spoke again.

[The Strongest: One more thing: anyone who uses a group member's family or friends to threaten them will receive severe punishment from the chat group.]

Bibi Dong's mouth twitched. She took a deep breath, then asked tentatively.

[Bibi Dong: What is the punishment?]

If the price was small, then naturally she would not care.

But if the price was great, that would be another matter.

[The Strongest: It includes, but is not limited to, a decrease in soul power level, the stripping of divine position, aging in appearance... and so on.]

[Bibi Dong: Fine! Chat group, you win!]

Bibi Dong was completely convinced this time. None of those three punishments were things she was willing to lose.

If her level dropped, how would she take revenge on the Qian Clan?

If her divine position was stripped away, how would she ascend to the Divine Realm with Xiaogang and live happily ever after with him?

Aging in appearance was even more serious. If she became an old woman, she would truly have no face left to see Yu Xiaogang again.

[Group Message: The chat group has met the conditions for leveling up. The group leader may upgrade the chat group.]

Thanks to Xiao Wu and Qian Renxue's unremitting efforts, the chat group had finally leveled up.

Naturally, Yang Xiu did not delay. Following the chat group's instructions, he upgraded it.

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