Li Yusong's Nightmare

When Ma Hongjun saw such a stunning beauty as Zhu Zhuqing, he completely ignored Luo Yihe and the others and began discussing Zhu Zhuqing's figure with Huo Yuhao beside him. Zhu Zhuqing frowned as she listened, and Xiao Chenghe was quite displeased as well.

Li Yusong, however, could not care less about them. In Shrek Academy's educational philosophy, as long as a student was outstanding, all other flaws were irrelevant. He simply lay back in his chair and began snoring.

Just as he was about to fall asleep, Luo Yihe suddenly shouted, "Him! Him! That's him!"

Li Yusong had just drifted off when Luo Yihe's shout jolted him awake. He abruptly opened his eyes. "Where? Where?"

Luo Yihe said, "Quick, it's him! He bought a phone last time and didn't pay for it. Big Bear, let's get him!"

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Just as Luo Yihe and the others were about to chase after a fat man running away in the distance, Li Yusong stepped in front of them with a dark expression and said coldly, "Who told you to meddle in your own business? Who gave you permission to meddle in your own business?"

Luo Yihe blinked. "I'm not allowed to?"

Li Yusong said, "No. Your time belongs to me now. You do whatever I tell you to do, understand?"

Luo Yihe said, "Then if you told me to feed you a pound of shit, would I have to go weigh it out and stuff it into your mouth?"

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"I wouldn't be that bored."

"What if you were?"

"There's no what if."

"Then what about ten thousand what-ifs?"

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Other than Xiao Chenghe, who thought this was a perfectly normal conversation, Zhu Zhuqing, Ma Hongjun, and Huo Yuhao were all covering their mouths and snickering.

Li Yusong flew into a rage and roared, "Fine! Even if I told you to bring me a pound of shit to eat, you'd still have to weigh it out and serve it to me! Do you understand?"

Luo Yihe and the others all took a step back in unison. Li Yusong looked confused and stepped toward them, but Luo Yihe and the others immediately took another step back.

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Li Yusong roared, "What are you doing?!"

Luo Yihe said, "My mom told me not to play with people who play with shit, let alone eat it."

Zhu Zhuqing and Xiao Chenghe nodded in agreement, indicating that Luo Yihe was right.

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"You little—"

At that moment, a young woman with exceptionally long legs passed by. Upon seeing Luo Yihe and the others, she said, "Luo Yihe, Xiao Chenghe, why aren't you selling phones? My elders are still waiting to use theirs!"

Luo Yihe replied, "Soon. We'll go in a bit."

Li Yusong, who had been brimming with menace moments before, froze. He looked at Luo Yihe and the others in utter bewilderment. "Aren't you called Niu Thirteen? Why did that girl call you Luo Yihe?"

"Ah, don't worry about those little details!"

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Li Yusong's tone suddenly turned hostile. "Good, good, good. This old man is sincere with you, and you're playing word games with me, is that it?"

"Tell me, are you Niu Thirteen or not?"

Luo Yihe remained perfectly calm. "Of course! I'm Niu Thirteen. If you don't believe me, ask Xiao Chenghe."

"Big Bear, am I Niu Thirteen?"

Xiao Chenghe nodded. "You are!"

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Li Yusong grew furious again. "Didn't you just call him Xiao Chenghe, the person we were looking for? Are you Niu Thirteen or not?"

Luo Yihe put on a thoughtful expression. "Maybe?"

"I'm your mother!"

Li Yusong roared at Luo Yihe. If Luo Yihe had not taken several more steps back, Li Yusong's spit would have splattered all over his face. It was clear just how enraged Li Yusong was.

"You little bastard, you dare make a fool of me!"

As he spoke, the Dragon-Patterned Staff appeared in Li Yusong's hand, and six soul rings emerged beneath his feet.

Li Yusong's roar drew the attention of countless passersby.

Luo Yihe hurriedly waved his hands. "No, Teacher Li. Fine, I'm Niu Thirteen. I'm Niu Thirteen, okay?"

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As more and more people gathered around, Li Yusong gritted his teeth and glared at Luo Yihe. "I'll ask you one last time. Are you Niu Thirteen or not?"

Luo Yihe waved his little bear paw. "Whatever you say."

Pfft!

Not only Ma Hongjun and Huo Yuhao, but also Xiao Chenghe, Zhu Zhuqing, and even the distant passersby burst into thunderous laughter.

Several students who had been drinking milk heard the whole exchange and uncontrollably sprayed twin streams of milk from their noses.

Luo Yihe hurriedly said, "Teacher Li, calm down. Does it even matter who Niu Thirteen is now? Anyway, in a moment, we'll beat up the guy who said he was Niu Thirteen."

Luo Yihe looked at Xiao Chenghe. "Big Bear, get some tissues. Look how mad Teacher Li is. Even snot bubbles are coming out."

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Li Yusong's gaze turned icy.

The look of someone who wanted to kill another person could not be hidden.

Xiao Chenghe took out a tissue from his storage soul tool and handed it to Luo Yihe.

After taking it, Luo Yihe angrily said, "What are you doing? Why'd you give me so much? Is he your relative or something? Half a sheet would be enough next time."

As he spoke, Luo Yihe tore the tissue in half and handed the smaller half to Li Yusong. "Teacher Li, wipe yourself off! You should pay attention to your image when you're out in public."

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Li Yusong ignored Luo Yihe and merely stared at him coldly. He knew that he had been played by a bunch of kids.

Looking at Luo Yihe in front of him and Xiao Chenghe behind him with that smug expression, he truly wanted to slap each of them across the face!

Seeing that Li Yusong would not take it, Luo Yihe put the half tissue away as well and said helplessly, "Teacher Li, I was only trying to be kind. Since you don't need it, forget it."

As Li Yusong's fury continued mounting, he finally could not hold it in any longer and began cursing!

"To hell with forget it! You brat, you were deliberately having fun at my expense, weren't you?!"

"Don't think this old man doesn't know! You're not Niu Thirteen at all!"

"You're clearly not Niu Thirteen, yet you pretended to be Niu Thirteen in front of me!"

After saying all that in one breath, Li Yusong began taking huge breaths.

Luo Yihe blinked. "Teacher Li is really smart."

"Hah!"

Li Yusong was so angered by the compliment that he laughed.

As his body trembled and his face twitched, a glob of snot suddenly shot from his nose.

It was crystal clear, dangling and swaying beside Li Yusong's mouth.

Luo Yihe, Zhu Zhuqing, and Xiao Chenghe all shuddered and took a step back in unison.

Luo Yihe cried out in alarm, "Holy shit! What a huge crystal pendant!"

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"I'll fucking kill you!"

Li Yusong roared once more, snapping Ma Hongjun and Huo Yuhao out of their foolish laughter.

Li Yusong had originally not wanted to make a move in public. Shrek Academy was in Suotuo City, after all, and he had to consider its reputation to some extent. But Luo Yihe had angered him so badly that his liver hurt, and he no longer cared about anything else. He was about to teach Luo Yihe a lesson.

Ma Hongjun and Huo Yuhao were not about to back down either. They both unleashed their martial souls and prepared to deal with Luo Yihe and the others together.

Luo Yihe had already been prepared. He took a step back, grabbed Zhu Zhuqing and Xiao Chenghe, and vanished from the spot.

Before the Shrek Academy group could cry out in surprise, Luo Yihe appeared again and reached straight for Ma Hongjun. Li Yusong raised his staff and brought it down, but Luo Yihe easily dodged and showed no mercy as he smashed a brick into the old man's face.