Soul Land: I Have a Negative Emotion System
Chapter 14

Teaching Ma Hongjun a Lesson

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After Li Yusong failed to dodge in time and took a brick to the face, a bump immediately appeared on his cheek. He grimaced in pain.

Taking advantage of the opening, Luo Yihe grabbed Ma Hongjun and Huo Yuhao by the hair and teleported away with them.

In a secluded alley in Suotuo City.

Ma Hongjun and Huo Yuhao were tied up and hung beneath the eaves of an unoccupied house, like two slabs of dried meat.

"Brother Luo, only ten lashes... isn't that a little too few?" Xiao Chenghe hesitated.

"Big Bear, you're a heavy-armored warrior with a strong grip. How about you do it?"

Luo Yihe smiled.

"Me?"

Xiao Chenghe glanced at the damp hemp rope in Luo Yihe's hand, looking rather eager to give it a try. Still, he looked over at Zhu Zhuqing.

Zhu Zhuqing said, "Boring..."

Zhu Zhuqing gave the brothers an exasperated glare. They'd tied up Ma Hongjun and Huo Yuhao like two pieces of salted fish hung out to dry, and now they wanted a pretty young woman like her to lash them with a chili-soaked rope? This... Wasn't that just like the sadistic games she'd seen at the Duke's Mansion, when servants made mistakes or their masters were in the mood for some twisted fun?

Those two brothers... really knew how to put someone in an awkward spot.

She didn't even dare imagine what would happen if she were the one hanging up there, taking a couple of lashes. Would she still have the face to go on living in this world?

When Xiao Chenghe heard that Zhu Zhuqing wouldn't do it, his eyes lit up. He couldn't tear his gaze away from the hemp rope in Luo Yihe's hand.

Luo Yihe noticed Xiao Chenghe's look but said nothing. He thought it was perfectly normal. If he weren't a warrior-type Soul Master himself, he'd want to give them a couple of lashes too.

Without his divine brick, Luo Yihe was actually quite weak, so he solemnly handed the chili-soaked hemp rope to Xiao Chenghe.

Xiao Chenghe took it with both hands, looking utterly serious. Then he patted Luo Yihe on the shoulder and turned around with grim resolve, glaring at the two slabs of dried meat—no, at Ma Hongjun and Huo Yuhao.

Zhu Zhuqing covered her face...

She really couldn't understand where the brothers got all their theatrics from.

Ma Hongjun's hands and feet were bound, but his mouth was free. Luo Yihe had originally wanted to hear them scream, but Ma Hongjun just kept chattering away.

"Fuck you! I'll kill you all!"

With several tufts of hair torn from his scalp, Ma Hongjun's face was covered in blood. He twisted from side to side like a fat flower-patterned snake.

Xiao Chenghe said, "Oh, you want to kill us? I'll give you the chance. Let's have a one-on-one."

Ma Hongjun's eyes reddened. He gritted his teeth and snarled, "A duel is a duel, you bastard! You're a motherless wretch! If you've got the guts, fight your grandpa one-on-one! If I don't kill you today, I'll stop calling myself Ma Hongjun!"

"Whoosh!"

(╬Ò‸Ó) Xiao Chenghe's expression darkened. He set down the hemp rope and pulled a dagger from his Storage Soul Tool. A red gleam flashed!

Xiao Chenghe lowered Ma Hongjun but didn't untie his hands and feet. He charged over and slapped him twice across the face. Two of Ma Hongjun's teeth went flying. Before Ma Hongjun could continue cursing, Xiao Chenghe was already undoing his belt.

(;°Д°) Ma Hongjun panicked on the spot. "Y-you... what are you doing?"

Xiao Chenghe said ominously, "What do you think? I've got a knife out, so of course I'm going to castrate you. Don't move..."

Ma Hongjun, lying on the ground, gulped.

He'd been cursing just a moment ago, but now he didn't dare say a word. One thought repeated over and over in his mind: He wouldn't dare. He wouldn't dare.

This was Suotuo City, home base of Shrek Academy. The academy had two high-ranking Soul Sages and several Soul Emperors...

Then the man in front of him shouted, "Brother Luo, come help me hold him down!"

Luo Yihe, who'd been outside flirting with Zhu Zhuqing, walked in, baffled. Zhu Zhuqing followed behind him. When they entered the alley, they saw Xiao Chenghe sitting on Ma Hongjun, frantically undoing his belt and slapping him across the face every so often.

Zhu Zhuqing and Luo Yihe immediately prepared to back out. Though Luo Yihe didn't understand his brother, he chose to support him.

Zhu Zhuqing's face flushed scarlet. This was too intense. She couldn't handle it.

Just as the two of them reached the entrance, Xiao Chenghe suddenly called out, "Brother Luo, where are you going? Get in here! Weren't you always the one who liked to lead the charge?"

Zhu Zhuqing immediately put some distance between herself and Luo Yihe, looking at him with disdain. "I didn't know you were that kind of person."

Luo Yihe said, "..."

(╬ಠ益ಠ) "Fuck off! Big Bear, explain yourself. What the hell do you mean, I like to lead the charge?"

Xiao Chenghe came out with the dagger and grabbed Luo Yihe, trying to pull him inside. Luo Yihe hurriedly shook him off and snapped, "Big Bear, explain yourself! When the hell did I ever like doing that kind of thing? I'm surprised by your special interests, but as your big brother, I haven't objected, have I? But don't you dare sully my good name!"

Xiao Chenghe scratched his head, confused. "Brother Luo, what are you talking about? Didn't you say when we were kids that you'd castrate everyone who picked a fight with us? That little fatty called us bastards, so shouldn't we castrate him?"

Luo Yihe's gaze sharpened. "Let's go. We'll castrate him!"

Luo Yihe said fiercely.

The moment Luo Yihe stepped inside, he grabbed Ma Hongjun by the head. Ma Hongjun fought back fiercely, so Luo Yihe gave him a vicious slap across the face. "Please cooperate a little!"

{Ding, negative emotions from Ma Hongjun +888}

Well, at least he was pretty polite about it.

"Big Bear, pull his pants down and castrate him."

Xiao Chenghe rushed over. He pinned Ma Hongjun's feet with one hand and tugged at his pants with the other.

"Mm-mm-mm!"

Ma Hongjun struggled even harder, clutching his pants for dear life. He never would've imagined these animals were actually serious.

Zhu Zhuqing stared at the scene before her. Luo Yihe held Ma Hongjun's head down while occasionally giving him a couple of slaps, and Xiao Chenghe pinned his feet while yanking at his pants.

She was completely dumbfounded. Since when had Douluo Continent become so uncivilized? She didn't even dare imagine what it would be like if the two of them became Titled Douluos someday and fought another Titled Douluo. The brothers would yank off the other guy's pants and forcibly uninstall his QQ. The thought was unbearable.

But although Zhu Zhuqing thought all that, she didn't look away. It was her first time seeing something like this, after all... and she was rather curious.

As for Ma Hongjun, a two-ring Soul Master like him was no match for Xiao Chenghe. Before long, Xiao Chenghe had pulled his pants down.

Xiao Chenghe bent over, the dagger in his hand gleaming coldly. He was about to pull down Ma Hongjun's underwear, and Ma Hongjun was so frantic that tears welled in his eyes.

(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

"Big brother, sir, I was wrong! I was wrong! Please spare me this once!"

Ma Hongjun sobbed heartbrokenly.

Luo Yihe said, "What? You were wrong? What did you do wrong? You did nothing wrong."

As he spoke, he went over to pull down Ma Hongjun's underwear too.

Ma Hongjun clutched it with both hands. His voice was so strained it changed pitch.

╥﹏╥ "I was wrong! I was wrong! I really know I was wrong! Please, I'm begging you, let me go."

Ma Hongjun was terrified from head to toe.

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