A Shura Field

Zhu Zhuqing said softly, "Luo Yihe, a person's life is like drinking tea. You have to savor it slowly, drink it slowly, before you can tell whether it's good tea."

"If someone casually brews you a cup of tea someday, that means the tea isn't precious. It's just an ordinary commodity. If you drink it, not only will it make you uncomfortable, it may even hurt you... don't you think?"

Luo Yihe: "..."

Xiao Chenghe: "..."

Everyone from Shrek: "..."

The Golden Trio: "..."

Was this fucking art style even right? Since when did Zhu Zhuqing speak so eloquently?

Not giving Luo Yihe a chance to respond, Hu Liena seized the opportunity and hugged his other arm, sneering, "Little sister, you really do like drinking tea. No wonder you're so good at being tea."

"Some good tea may look nice, but it was bought by someone else, then thrown away like trash. One day, it gets picked up by someone who likes tea, and then that tea really starts thinking it's still good tea."

"You..."

Zhu Zhuqing's face turned red.

"What about me? You're someone with a marriage engagement, and you have the nerve to throw shade at me?"

Hu Liena refused to back down. She raised her head and puffed out her chest, staring straight at Zhu Zhuqing as her ample breasts pressed right up before her.

Only to realize she seemed to be outmatched.

Luo Yihe watched the two beauties before him, looking as though they were about to collide like sparks and the Earth.

He hurriedly winked at Xiao Chenghe.

Xiao Chenghe seemed to be a smart one. He made an OK gesture, then quietly slipped away.

The two women glared at each other as if fire were shooting from their eyes when several snakes, insects, rats, and ants suddenly fell from above, startling Hu Liena and Zhu Zhuqing into screaming!

Ding, Luo Yihe completed the achievement "Holding One on Each Side" and received two hard slaps.

Luo Yihe walked in the middle with two palm prints on his cheeks. Zhu Zhuqing and Hu Liena had been frightened and instinctively hidden in his arms, but this brat's hands had wandered, and the two women caught him in the act. Wasn't that why he got slapped?

"Zhu Zhuqing, want something to eat?"

"Get lost!"

"I brought snacks!"

"Nana, are you hungry? I brought lots of tasty food. Want something to eat?"

"You get lost too."

Dai Mubai and Yan seized the chance while no one was defending Luo Yihe and hurriedly fawned over their goddess and fiancée.

Both wanted to snatch their women back from Luo Yihe's side, but Luo Yihe really could not say anything right now. Or rather, he did not know whom he should help first, and helping either one would be wrong. So he could only watch, even though it annoyed him that these two things were trying to poach his women right in front of him.

Still, seeing the two stunning beauties at his sides like left and right guardians—and each of those left and right guardians, no, beauties, having a simp beside her fawning over her—made Luo Yihe feel ridiculously good.

If Zhu Zhuqing and Hu Liena did not keep pinching him, the feeling would definitely have been even better.

Ma Hongjun's eyes had gone red from watching. He wanted Luo Yihe's position far too badly.

As for Huo Yuhao, who had just run his mouth, Xie Yue dragged him off to one side. Xiao Chenghe quietly followed as well. No one knew what happened, but when they saw them again, Xiao Chenghe and Xie Yue seemed to have gotten much closer. Huo Yuhao emerged wearing clothes covered in whip marks, looking pitiful. Yet barely anyone present had any conscience. They merely glanced at Huo Yuhao before going back to their own business.

Only Zhao Wuji could not bear it and wanted to take Huo Yuhao away, considering it Xie Yue's points. But Huo Yuhao refused. He wanted revenge.

The result was... the two of them dragged Huo Yuhao away every so often.

From the forest came, from time to time, the crack of a whip and the muffled groans of a man whose mouth had been covered!

Dai Mubai and Yan were both holding all sorts of snacks and drinks, offering them to Zhu Zhuqing and Hu Liena.

The two women merely shook their heads and did not even speak to them.

"If they won't eat, I will!" Luo Yihe shouted.

Yan and Dai Mubai both wanted to say, Do you fucking deserve it?

But Dai Mubai was eager to change Zhu Zhuqing's impression of him. Besides, now that Luo Yihe was being egged on by the two women, he wanted to add fuel to the flames!

Dai Mubai directly tossed all his snacks to Luo Yihe. "Pick whatever you want! Eat as much as you like."

Yan had not wanted to give him any, but seeing the other simp hand his over, would he not look stingy if he gave nothing? So he tossed his bag to Luo Yihe too and generously said, "Mine too. Eat whatever you want."

Luo Yihe took the two food bags and looked inside.

"Yo, that's quite a lot of stuff. Look at these gift boxes for cakes! Did you two come here for a picnic?"

Luo Yihe took two candies from the bags.

He handed the candies to Dai Mubai and Yan, then kept both bags for himself.

{Ding, negative emotions from Dai Mubai +777}

{Ding, negative emotions from Yan +899}

"Luo Yihe, you took everything. What are we supposed to eat?"

Dai Mubai asked unhappily.

"Didn't I leave each of you a candy?"

{Ding, negative emotions from Dai Mubai +888}

{Ding, negative emotions from Yan +988}

Yan said unhappily, "Who can one candy possibly feed?"

Luo Yihe said, "Sigh, you're being so petty over a little food. If some girl marries you in the future, will she have to count every grain of rice to get by?"

"Sigh, if you can't bear to part with it, then forget it. I'll give it back to you."

{Ding, negative emotions from Dai Mubai +999}

{Ding, negative emotions from Yan +999}

Did this inhuman bastard have even a shred of shame?

It was already good enough that they let him eat some, yet he actually took everything and left them two candies to survive on for a week?

Hu Liena thought the man she had taken a liking to was truly amusing, so she played along. "That's right. You two grown men wouldn't be unwilling to part with a few snacks, would you? Forget it, kid, let's just return them!"

Yan immediately panicked. "No, no, no, Nana, what's there to be reluctant about? It's only a little food. Eat as much as you like!"

Dai Mubai followed up, "Right, right, eat as much as you like. Zhuqing, let me tell you, I wasn't like this before, I..."

Everyone from Shrek, along with Xiao Chenghe and Xie Yue, looked at them with sympathetic expressions.

Yan regretted his words a little after saying them. That was his food supply for the entire week.

But after thinking it over, he was no longer so worried. Wasn't there another person's food supply too? Could Luo Yihe possibly finish all that food by himself?

Seeing the anger on their faces, Luo Yihe softened and took out ten Gold Soul Coins from his phone, giving five to each of them.

"Here, take them! Consider this payment for what I bought. I've never liked taking advantage of people since I was little."

Dai Mubai and Yan exchanged a look, both somewhat hesitant.

If they accepted, would that not make them servants running errands for their master?

But if he did not take it, Dai Mubai felt that, with Luo Yihe's personality, the losses would definitely be maximized.

"Fuck." ×2

Taking it was wrong, and not taking it was wrong!

Luo Yihe said lazily, "I'll count to three. If you still don't take it, I'm putting it away."

Yan had barely started to open his mouth when Luo Yihe directly counted, "Three," and decisively put the money away.

{Ding, negative emotions from Yan +999}

{Ding, negative emotions from Dai Mubai +966}

"Fuck." ×2

"Awesome." ×7