Do You Want Some Mushrooms?

It had barely been half an hour, yet Yan and Dai Mubai already wanted to die.

Fuck!

Was this guy a pig? How could he eat so much?

Luo Yihe even had Zhu Zhuqing and Hu Liena carry a bag of food each, while he himself picked through the food and complained, "Remember to buy sweeter and spicier ones next time. Don't buy anything this sour again. I don't like it much."

{Ding, negative emotion from Dai Mubai +999}

{Ding, negative emotion from Yan +999}

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Dai Mubai and Yan silently clenched their fists, their teeth grinding audibly.

Damn it, I brought that food in for myself to eat, and you were actually being picky about it.

If I'd known it was going to be fed to this beast, I would've thrown it all into the toilet instead of bringing it in.

Yan and Dai Mubai kept glancing at Luo Yihe.

Was this brat really going to eat it all? Did he really not care whether they lived or died?

Although Luo Yihe complained about their food, he did not slow down his eating in the slightest.

Listening to Luo Yihe eat, Dai Mubai and Yan grew more and more furious.

And they were not the only ones listening to Luo Yihe eat. The others were starting to feel a little hungry too.

After discussing it, everyone began making a fire and cooking. But once the meal was ready, a Soul Sage in a Spirit Hall uniform appeared with his Martial Soul True Body activated and said with a smile, "Everyone, will you hand over your food voluntarily, or shall we exchange a few moves?"

The main group looked at one another.

Xiao Chenghe said, "Brother Luo, what do we do? Sneak attack the chick again?"

{Ding, negative emotion from Mo He +999}

Luo Yihe was speechless. "Can't you see he has his Martial Soul True Body activated? Can we even break through his defenses?"

{Ding, negative emotion from Mo He +999}

Fuck! These two brats were the two inhuman bastards Elder Cheng Long mentioned? They really weren't human! I was less than five meters away from them, and they were actually discussing it right in front of me.

Mo He steadied himself. Luckily, he had listened to the elder and activated his Martial Soul True Body before coming here. Otherwise, either my head or my little brother would have been sneak-attacked.

Of everyone present, Hu Liena had encountered the most powerful people. She hurriedly tugged Luo Yihe's sleeve. "Stop talking. He can hear every word."

Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe turned around, and everyone's faces immediately darkened—the two bastards had actually turned their backs, pretending to continue their discussion while stuffing themselves wildly.

{Ding ding ding...}

Xiao Chenghe said, "Brother Luo, I think we've been discovered."

Luo Yihe casually wiped his hands on Tang San's clothes beside him and said indifferently, "What are you afraid of? He only told us to hand over our food. He didn't say we weren't allowed to eat it."

{Ding ding ding...}

Tang San stared at the grease stains on his sleeve, his face full of dark lines.

Mo He snatched the bowls and plates from Luo Yihe and Xiao Chenghe's hands.

"No eating! Take everything away."

More than a dozen Spirit Hall personnel appeared behind Mo He and took away all the pots, bowls, and utensils.

Huo Yuhao was displeased again. "What do you mean by this? Luo Yihe has been eating the whole way, yet you didn't come. Now that he's practically stuffed, you finally show up."

This time, everyone from Shrek felt that Huo Yuhao had made perfect sense. They all voiced the same complaint—it was unfair.

Mo He said helplessly, "I wanted to come sooner too, but there are more than ten of you, and only this one brat was eating. We would've felt awkward directly snatching your soul tools to search them. Besides, if that was the case, why would we have allowed you to bring them in from the beginning?"

Everyone fell silent. He really had a point.

"Fine. If you still have food, you can take it out and enjoy it slowly. We only rob you once a day."

Everyone looked at one another.

Then they all turned to look at Luo Yihe.

"Ahem! Does everyone want mushrooms? I saw lots of mushrooms on the way here."

Five minutes later, the group found a water source. After washing the mushrooms Luo Yihe had brought back, everyone put one skewer each over the campfire, racing to roast them.

It looked like they were all starving!

They had been watching Luo Yihe eat since morning, so they had long wanted something to eat. Especially Dai Mubai and Yan—since they had been relatively close to Luo Yihe, and he had been eating their food, it naturally suited their tastes. They had been tortured by the smell.

Dai Mubai took a bite and hissed from the heat.

Yan did not look much better, drooling as he blew on his mushrooms.

There were no seasonings, but in their current circumstances, having cooked food at all was already good enough.

Dai Mubai handed a skewer to Zhu Zhuqing. "Here, Zhuqing. Try the mushrooms I roasted myself."

"No need. I have some. Stay away from me."

Zhu Zhuqing remained as cold as ever.

Yan was not about to be outdone, but before he could open his mouth, Hu Liena spoke first. "No need. I have some."

As she spoke, she picked up a skewer of roasted mushrooms and held it to Luo Yihe's mouth, smiling sweetly. "Come on, little boy. Try what your big sister roasted and tell me how it tastes."

Yan angrily bit into a mushroom. "Hmph, he's been eating all day. How could he possibly be hungry?"

Luo Yihe reached out and pushed away Hu Liena's offered food. He held a book in his hand and read it seriously as he said blandly, "You eat first. I'm checking whether these mushrooms are poisonous."

???

The Shrek group froze!

The Spirit Hall Golden Trio froze!

Xiao Chenghe, who still had a skewer of mushrooms in his mouth, froze too!

Everyone stared blankly at Luo Yihe.

Gasp!

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{Ding...}

In an instant, the system notifications in Luo Yihe's mind rang nonstop.

"Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey!"

Several people hurriedly spat out every mushroom in their mouths!

Dai Mubai roared, "Luo Yihe, what the hell are you doing? How could you bring back poisonous mushrooms? How can you be so wicked?"

Luo Yihe replied seriously, "I never said the mushrooms were definitely poisonous. I'm just not sure, that's why I'm checking. Besides, I never told you to eat them."

Huo Yuhao said indignantly, "Listen to yourself. Are those even human words?"

"Don't worry, the one you're eating right now isn't poisonous," Luo Yihe said calmly.

"Really?" Huo Yuhao was overjoyed.

"Mm-hm." Luo Yihe nodded.

After thinking for a moment, he added, "But the mushroom behind you—the one that has been bitten—is poisonous."

Huo Yuhao's face instantly turned pale!

Truly pale! Snow white.

Tang San was shocked. Such a potent poison, and I didn't even notice it.

Ning Rongrong covered her mouth in surprise. "Huo Yuhao, y-your face, why is it so white?"

The others were startled by Huo Yuhao's appearance and all moved more than five meters away from him.

At this point, it was no longer just Huo Yuhao's face that had turned white. His entire body had become snow white, like a clothed snowman—except this snowman was not as fat, nor was it as cute!

Seeing everyone avoid him, Huo Yuhao hurried to the river to look at his handsome face!

It had already turned completely snow white.

"Ah!" Panic!

Huo Yuhao let out a series of ear-piercing cries.

Luo Yihe hurriedly checked what the book said. "Um, Huo Yuhao, don't worry. I checked for you. This mushroom isn't very poisonous. It'll just turn you into a white person for a while, and it also helps clear your bowels!"

The moment he finished speaking, Huo Yuhao clutched his ass and frantically ran toward somewhere with no one around.

"See? I knew it."

Luo Yihe even looked a little smug.