Oscar: "Luo-ge, could we stop chatting and get some buffs first? We're about to get beaten to death."
o(╥﹏╥)o
"Waaah!!!"
The Shrek members silently nodded. You'd already offended them beyond repair, so what the hell was there left to explain? Hurry up and buff us!
Luo Yihe sighed, but he didn't feel guilty or anything. He knew the people around them were all from Spirit Hall, and he had to make sure he was in the right, didn't he? The whole thing was being recorded, too! Luo Yihe cared a lot about his reputation.
After that, Luo Yihe stopped hesitating. Four colorful Soul Rings appeared beneath his feet, shimmering and shifting through all kinds of colors every second. They looked incredibly flashy.
"Third Soul Skill, Demon Mask!"
The Shrek members, Xie Yue, and Yan suddenly found something over their eyes... sexy pink lace blindfolds.
The Spirit Hall Academy team, who had been whipping them, immediately stopped. They all stared, dumbfounded... It was a little hard on the eyes.
Urk~
A few students with weaker stomachs threw up on the spot, especially the one who'd been whipping Ma Hongjun. Seeing that chubby face wearing a pink lace-trimmed blindfold made him puke uncontrollably. He felt like he needed to wash his eyes.
When the Shrek members saw each other's getups, they all started retching. They turned their heads away, refusing to look at such a painful sight.
But they soon realized—wasn't this damn thing Luo Yihe's Soul Skill? Didn't that mean they were wearing one over their own eyes, too?
(╬◣д◢)
"Luo Yihe, are you a damn animal or what? This is a Soul Skill? Take this thing off! I'd rather die than wear it."
The Shrek members were furious.
Luo Yihe's voice came through. "Didn't I say there'd be a tiny side effect? You're getting buffs and still complaining? Then take them off yourselves. I can't force you to wear them a second time."
(╬▔皿▔)╯
"Do you even hear yourself? Our hands and feet are tied up! How are we supposed to take them off?"
Luo Yihe: "I can't hear you, Tang San's chanting sutras."
{Ding ding ding...}
(#｀皿´)
"Luo Yihe, just you wait."
"Ahh~ Ahh~"
Suddenly, an even more miserable scream rang out. Everyone turned to look toward Huo Yuhao and Oscar.
They saw Huo Yuhao and Oscar kneeling on the ground.
Behind them stood a man, whipping their butts with a leather strap.
(/∇＼) What was this damn sense of shame?
The Shrek members, Yan, and Xie Yue fell silent again.
Meanwhile, Xiao Tian got more and more excited as he whipped them, shouting for the others to join in.
The Spirit Hall Academy students, cowed by Xiao Tian's tyranny, could only turn and whip the rest of the Shrek members.
Fortunately, Luo Yihe's support meant that, aside from the two support-type Soul Masters, who were already weak, the others could hardly feel any pain anymore.
But... even though it didn't hurt, everyone felt that something was off...
(°ー°〃) They were suddenly feeling a little embarrassed.
The Spirit Hall Academy students whipped them for a long time, until they were panting with exhaustion. When they looked up—
(╬▔皿▔)╯
They were actually asleep.
The whipping grew even more forceful. They even used their Martial Souls and Soul Skills, but no matter how hard they hit, the others kept sleeping soundly.
Ma Hongjun even let out a huge yawn, looking downright mocking.
(╬ಠ益ಠ)
"Damn it, you like sleeping, huh?!"
The bespectacled young man was furious. He took a huge jar of chili water out of his Soul Tool and handed each of them a sea bowlful.
Luo Yihe hugged half a watermelon and watched them. He couldn't help wanting to give them a thumbs-up.
He couldn't help wondering, was this damn place even Douluo Continent? Was everyone really this smart?
Could Yu Xiaogang still become a national preceptor in the future? Could Tang San become a world-shaking genius just by running out of food?
Uh... if... Tang San could still become invincible, then... he probably could become a world-shaking genius.
While Luo Yihe was thinking about all this nonsense, a heart-wrenching cry suddenly rang out.
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"Ahh~ Ahh~"
Below him, the Shrek members howled in pain, twisting like garter snakes being hung up and doused with a pot of hot oil.
Tang San cried his heart out. "Luo Yihe, you son of a bitch! Didn't you say we'd be immune to damage? Aah~ Aah~ Just kill me! I don't want to live anymore!"
Tang San felt as if countless bugs, soaked in chili water for twenty years, were crawling toward his crotch.
It was so unbearable he wanted to die.
Luo Yihe: "I had no idea these people could use magic attacks, and ones aimed at the most vulnerable part of the body, no less! Besides, chili water does critical damage to that area. My third Soul Skill only increases your resistance to physical attacks. It doesn't make you immune to magic damage."
The Spirit Hall Academy students looked smug, their faces full of disdain. "I thought you'd be a lot more arrogant than this."
Just as the Spirit Hall Academy students were laughing wildly, a flurry of white powder suddenly drifted down from the sky. Amid their laughter and misery, some of it floated into their mouths.
"Smack, smack!"
"What's this? It tastes pretty good."
The Spirit Hall Academy students and the Shrek members all strained to lick up the white powder drifting down around them.
What was this?!
Oh no!
My stomach hurts!
In an instant, they could no longer hold it in. One after another, they scrambled into the nearby bushes.
The Shrek members had it worst. Their faces turned deathly pale!
For some reason, their stomachs were churning like a stormy river and hurting like hell!
Every movement made the pain worse.
They needed... the toilet.
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But with their hands and feet tied up, all they could do was desperately hold it in.
Yan clenched his teeth, his breathing growing ragged. After hesitating for a moment, he decided he could probably hold on a little longer.
Then Yan drew a deep breath and shouted:｡ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ｡"Help! Steward, Bishop! I quit! I surrender! Help me—and bring me two rolls of toilet paper while you're at it!"
Before long, a steward really did show up. Covering his mouth, he untied Yan and tossed him two rolls of toilet paper.
Just as he was about to leave, Xie Yue's face turned red from holding it in. He took several deep breaths before quickly speaking. "Steward, I... I quit too."
The steward said nothing. He untied Xie Yue as well and tossed him two rolls of toilet paper.
Seeing that was an option, the Shrek members shouted after him. "S-Steward, we quit too!"
The steward refused outright. "No. You're not from Spirit Hall Academy, so I have no authority to decide whether you can participate or withdraw. You're captives from Spirit Hall Academy. We can't make that decision on their behalf."
After saying that, he bolted and vanished. This spot smelled far too awful.
If he hadn't needed to maintain the image of an expert, he would've thrown up too.
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