Kill Luo Yihe Together

Shrek and the others fell into despair, but they could not give up.

What if they gambled that it was just a fart?

But what if they lost the bet?

What if they won, though?

Uh, gently. Just gently! Even if it was not a fart, as long as they moved carefully, they should still be able to salvage things!

With that thought, the Shrek group, clinging to a shred of luck, gently let out a breath and relaxed slightly behind them!

"Psssh!"

Oh! That damned sound! It was so relieving! So attention-grabbing!

When they realized something was wrong and tried to hold it back, the floodgates had already opened. Whether they could close them was no longer up to them.

"Psssh, psssh, psssh~~"

No one knew who lost control first, letting out an incomparably blissful sound of relief, accompanied by the splattering sounds of diarrhea.

At that moment, Luo Yihe suddenly emerged and said cheerfully, "How are you guys feeling? Better? I paid a fortune for this top-grade laxative. It can definitely cancel out the magical damage that their chili water did to your little brothers."

At those words, the Spirit Hall Academy students, who were hiding in the bushes and nearly shitting themselves senseless, poked their heads out one after another!

(°ー°〃)?

Damn it! Luo Yihe.

The Shrek group...

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Luo Yihe, just you wait.

So you were behind this again!

{Ding ding ding ding...}

Luo Yihe: "..."

"No, brothers, didn't you ask me to help ease your suffering? Why are you unhappy again?"

(╬ಠ益ಠ)

Did he even hear himself? He had actually done something as wicked as drugging them with laxatives.

Beads of sweat the size of peas rolled down the Shrek group's foreheads!

They wanted nothing more than to rush over and fight Luo Yihe to the death.

But... now was not the time!

Tang San barely forced out a smile. "Brother Luo, could you untie us first? We're about... about to lose it."

"No. Looks like you all shit yourselves. You're filthy."

{Ding ding ding ding...}

Their last hope shattered. Tang San, the last of the Shrek group to hold on, finally turned his blue-and-white pants yellow after chatting with Luo Yihe.

Then it became uncontrollable, the pssshing sounds continuing without end.

Tang San wanted to die. Not only had someone forcibly accessed his QQ Space and drenched him in chili water, now he had inexplicably shit himself.

And he was still hanging there in a pink lace-trimmed blindfold, covered in whip marks, and now incontinent as well.

The more he thought about it, the more Tang San sprayed as he threw back his head and roared, "Luo Yihe! Luo Yihe! From this day on, I, Tang San, am your sworn enemy! Until one of us dies! Until one of us dies!"

Splash, splash~

Golden yellow liquid slowly flowed down Tang San's pant legs, dripping onto the ground.

"Third Brother, stop yelling. That beast has already run off."

Ma Hongjun was nearly shitting himself senseless, but seeing that Tang San was almost as bad as Xiao Tian from Spirit Hall Academy, he felt he should still remind him.

Tang San's eyes were bloodshot. He panted like an ox, his voice chillingly cold. "Spirit Hall Academy, let's work together and kill that beast Luo Yihe. Neither side alone is a match for him."

The Spirit Hall Academy students looked at one another. A few hours ago, they would have scoffed at the idea, but now...

"Beat Luo Yihe to death!!!"

"Beat Luo Yihe to death!!!"

The Spirit Hall Academy students shouted in unison. Even though their legs had gone numb from squatting and they were nearly shitting themselves senseless, they had finally managed to shout with some momentum.

"Pfft~"

After their unified shout, long, drawn-out sounds rose one after another, like flute notes, growing ever higher and remarkably crisp.

The last two bursts were even accompanied by pssshing sounds!

{Ding...}

The Spirit Hall people immediately squatted down again.

The Shrek group's minds exploded. Whatever color their pants had been before, they were now all a brilliant yellow.

At that moment, Luo Yihe suddenly appeared again, pulled out his phone, and began snapping photos. He even had the flash on.

"Come on, smile!"

{Ding ding ding...}

The Shrek group: "..."

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It was over. The Shrek group's lifelong reputations... were ruined.

After despair came boundless fury.

"Luo Yihe, you'd better not let us catch you, or I'll make you eat all of this."

"That's right, make him eat it."

Luo Yihe was startled by their ferocity. After taking a few more pictures, he turned and ran.

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"Luo Yihe, you bastard!!!"

Five minutes later...

Σ(;ﾟДﾟ): "Lord Deacon, Lord Bishop, this is bad! Some students have shit themselves unconscious! Hurry and find a healing-type Soul Master!"

ヽ(༎ຶД༎ຶ)ﾉ: "Get... get one for me too..."

Xie Yue weakly pulled out his phone and made a call!

"Hello, Sister. Choose between me and Luo Yihe! One of us has to die today."

"Brother, what's wrong? Why do you sound so weak? You can use your phone now—did Luo Yihe go save you? What happened between you two?"

"Don't... don't ask. Damn it, anyway, you can forget about you and Luo Yihe for the rest of your life unless I die."

With that, he ended the call. Xie Yue felt as though he was about to shit himself to death.

He swore that in this life—no, in his next life and the life after that—he would stay as far away from Luo Yihe as possible.

Listening to the endless notifications of negative emotions in his mind, Luo Yihe's heart tightened.

Luo Yihe knew he was in danger!

He had to find Zhu Zhuqing, Hu Liena, and Xiao Chenghe and get out of here immediately. Once those people came around, he would definitely be finished.

They were all in a rampage right now. Xiao Chenghe alone could never hold them off.

Besides, they were now wearing a layer of equipment that could contend with Titled Douluo—ah, no. In Luo Yihe's eyes, as long as it could touch a god, it was divine equipment capable of dragging a god down with it.

Before long, Luo Yihe found Zhu Zhuqing and Hu Liena, but Hu Liena could not leave with them. She still had to complete her trial and return to Spirit City. At this point, she did not dare follow Luo Yihe across the continent for love.

"Hmph."

Zhu Zhuqing snorted coldly. "I've never seen you be this gentle before."

Did I have a choice but to be gentle? Her teacher was Bibi Dong, a peerless Rank 99 Douluo, a super boss who was ruthless and vicious. As long as men were not involved, Bibi Dong probably had eight hundred schemes in her head.

After everything that had just happened, Luo Yihe no longer dared treat those people like idiots. Every one of them had a mind that worked frighteningly fast. If that was the case, what exactly did Bibi Dong see in that useless Yu Xiaogang?

It made no damn sense!

"How could Hu Liena compare to you? You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen."

"Then why did you write her a love poem!!!"

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"Listen to her bullshit! Do I look like someone who can write love poems?"

Luo Yihe also knew he owed Zhu Zhuqing a little. On the way to find Xiao Chenghe, he kept coaxing her.