Watching Sherlock and Tony pick on Captain America, who had the least formal education of them all, Black Widow could only sigh helplessly and explain things to him. But once she finished explaining what the two men meant, his expression did not improve. Instead, he looked even more bewildered.
He even began wondering whether his parents had had another child after he enlisted, or whether Hydra really had stolen his DNA.
Seeing Captain America looking so dazed, Hawkeye thought for a moment, then patted him on the shoulder and offered some reassurance.
"Captain, don't overthink it. First, while the odds of two completely unrelated people looking exactly alike are low, it's not impossible. Second, Tony has already agreed to get that actress's DNA for a comparison. You don't need to worry about the rest."
Hearing Hawkeye's words, John Wick chimed in to comfort Captain America.
"Exactly, Captain. Rather than worrying about an adult film actress who might not even be related to you, I think you should be more concerned about those high heels that took down Tony and Sherlock!"
After hearing their attempts at comfort, Captain America rolled his eyes practically into the heavens. He thrust a towering middle finger at the two of them and grumbled.
"So neither of you plans to let me off the hook either!"
At Captain America's reaction, every man in the room burst out laughing. What could they say? Spend enough time around a bastard like Sherlock, and his influence inevitably rubbed off on you. Captain America was the perfect example.
Since the Battle of New York, Captain America had gone from a model young man who never swore to the far more down-to-earth fellow he was now.
Black Widow, however, rolled her eyes skyward at the sight. If the timing had not