Douluo: Tang San Became a Girl? Wait, I'm Xiao Wu?!
Chapter 11

Ruthless Training! Dire News Sweeps the Soul Master World! Addicted to Whale Glue

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"Why... Why the hell?!"

Tang Hao clutched the tree trunk, gasping for breath, his eyes filled with the bewilderment and despair of someone questioning life itself.

The cabbage he had raised for six years!

His precious daughter, whom he usually could not bear to let even a finger touch!

She had been at Nuoding Academy for less than half a day, yet someone had already devoured her clean, skin and bones alike!

Not only had her body been pinned to the floor and beaten into submission, but even her mind and soul had been thoroughly brainwashed!

Through the window of Dorm Seven, he watched his daughter snuggle obediently into Lin Wu's arms like a little wife.

She even thoughtfully extended her soft little hand to massage Lin Wu's shoulders, creating such a warm and tender scene...

The mighty Clear Sky Douluo, whose name shook the continent, the youngest Titled Douluo ever renowned throughout the land.

At this moment, he slumped helplessly beside the tree roots.

A cold wind swept past, stirring his tattered cloak.

Two streams of bitter, wronged, utterly powerless old tears ran freely down his weathered cheeks.

"Ah Yin..."

"Our daughter... hasn't just been lured away..."

"Even her brain... has become someone else's power bank..."

After hearing Lin Wu's earth-shattering, ghost-weeping theory of "Life-Flow Blue Silver Grass."

The pink heart-shaped bubbles in Tang San's watery black eyes nearly flooded the entire room.

Follow that self-proclaimed "foremost theorist," Grandmaster?

What did Grandmaster know? What did he understand about Blue Silver Grass?

Her Brother Xiao Wu was not only domineeringly handsome and incredibly powerful, but his insight into the essence of martial souls had reached such an astonishing level!

"Brother Xiao Wu! I'll listen to you in everything! From today onward, I'll train however you tell me to!

Grandmaster or not, I only recognize your theories!"

Tang San pressed her delicate body tightly against Lin Wu's chest, her little face resting against the youth's chest.

She nodded firmly, her eyes full of blind worship and obedience.

Seeing the little girl's adoring expression, Lin Wu's lips curled upward before quickly flattening again.

It really felt great to make the future Tang God King speak like this and admire him so much.

Afterward, Lin Wu put on an act and taught Tang San a breathing and meditation method.

Lin Wu knew perfectly well that Tang San carried the breathing and meditation method of the Tang Sect's Mysterious Heaven Technique from before her transmigration.

Even so, he still put on an act and taught her.

Under normal circumstances, Tang San should not have known any breathing and meditation method at this point; it was something she had brought with her through transmigration.

If he was acting, he had to act it through. And to keep this girl from becoming suspicious, he absolutely could not skip the pretense.

He could not let Tang San discover that he knew she was a transmigrator.

Otherwise, no matter how dependent she was on him now, she would turn against him when the time came.

This was Tang San's greatest secret. In the original story, she had not even told Xiao Wu.

"Remember, the key to this breathing method is achieving harmony between man and nature, drawing in the essence of plants and trees."

Lin Wu spouted nonsense without so much as a change in expression or heartbeat.

"Mhm, mhm! I remember!"

Tang San's little face was flushed red. She had not memorized a word of this "mantra," since she already had her own.

Instead, she devoted herself entirely to feeling Lin Wu's warmth.

His fingers felt warm as they rested on her forehead, making her heart race.

Taking advantage of the moment, she nestled even more tightly into Lin Wu's arms and could clearly hear his steady heartbeat.

"Brother Xiao Wu... you're so good to me," Tang San said softly, her pure face brimming with happiness.

"Very good. You're quite perceptive, as expected of the little sister I chose."

Lin Wu smiled in satisfaction, reached out to ruffle Tang San's silky-smooth hair, then rose to his feet.

"First, circulate your soul power according to the breathing and meditation method I just taught you. Get your body and mind into their best condition.

I'm heading out to prepare some real 'hard currency' for you."

"Mhm! Come back early, Brother Xiao Wu. I'll wait for you obediently."

Tang San answered sweetly, reluctantly releasing the hem of Lin Wu's clothes.

She sat cross-legged on the "assembled bed," obediently closed her eyes, and began cultivating.

After leaving Dorm Seven and walking through the streets of Notting City, Lin Wu shoved his hands into his pockets, calculation glinting in his eyes.

Speaking of the "must-visit viral hotspot" and "Douluo must-eat list" of the Douluo Continent, the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well in the distant Sunset Forest naturally held a place on it.

After all, it was an AAA-grade wholesale supplier of immortal herbs.

But during the early stages of the story, there was one top-tier body-tempering sacred medicine that absolutely every transmigrator protagonist needed—Whale Glue!

There were too few good things in Douluo One. Aside from the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well, only Whale Glue remained.

Of course, if one dared, the Gold of Life beneath the Lake of Life was not bad either.

It only appeared in the original story's second Douluo installment, but by estimation, it had already existed during the era of Douluo One.

Its effects were known from Douluo Two onward. Only Douluo One did not know about them, so it could serve as a transmigrator's benefit there.

Whale Glue! This stuff's effects were incredibly overbearing!

Not only could it greatly improve a soul master's physical constitution, meridian toughness, and bone strength.

It could even directly increase the upper limit of the age of soul rings a soul master could absorb in the future!

After taking this, it was practically like dire news spreading through the soul master world! Once you used it, your head would become sharp.

Most soul masters and nobles currently believed Whale Glue was merely some ordinary strengthening tonic. They had no idea of its strategic value.

Though it was expensive, one could still reliably order it from high-end merchants or auction houses.

As a "pretty boy" who had been meticulously cared for by two beautiful hundred-thousand-year-old big sisters in the great forest for six years, Lin Wu...

Ah, no, a hundred-thousand-year-old Soft Bone Rabbit, naturally had an abundant fortune in his pockets. Before coming here, he had already sold quite a few things in exchange for a large number of gold soul coins.

He was a handsome little rabbit who did not lack money.

Lin Wu walked straight into the largest high-end materials merchant in Notting City.

He tossed out half a bag of heavy gold soul coins and calmly bought up every last piece of Whale Glue currently in stock.

He even placed an order for a large subsequent shipment.

Watching the shopkeeper bow and scrape as he respectfully offered up the precious materials with both hands.

Lin Wu held box after box of Whale Glue that gave off a peculiar aura, a sinister grin spreading across his lips.

The resources were secured.

Next... it was time to train Tang San ruthlessly!

Since this delicate little Third Wife was destined to become his "infinite mana-bar mobile power bank," her physical constitution naturally had to be tempered to the utmost limit!

A powerful body was the best vessel for carrying vast life force!

Back in Dorm Seven, Lin Wu shut the door and immediately began Tang San's "devilish special training."

"Eat this, then go do push-ups, frog jumps, and weighted blacksmithing! Miss even one round, and you're not allowed to sleep pressed against me tonight!"

Lin Wu sat in a chair with one leg crossed over the other, playing with Whale Glue in his hand, his gaze sharp.

His tone was harsh and severe. He showed not the slightest mercy just because Tang San was a delicate little girl.

"Good girl! You ate it all!"

Under Lin Wu's supervision, Tang San began taking huge bites of Whale Glue, chewing away.

Lin Wu nodded in satisfaction.

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