Douluo: Tang San Became a Girl? Wait, I'm Xiao Wu?!
Chapter 21

Taking the Demon King's Dual Protection, Taming Shrek with Great Bonds!

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Tang Hao froze where he stood, his outstretched hand trembling slightly in midair.

Seeing his own biological daughter draw her blade against him for the sake of an "outsider" she had only known for a few years.

Her eyes were even filled with rejection and disgust. The old father's weathered heart shattered into pieces on the spot.

He opened his mouth, wanting to explain, yet he could not manage a single coherent word.

In the end, the Clear Sky Douluo could only swallow his broken teeth and blood, silently withdrawing his pressure before retreating into the cold shadows to grieve alone.

Ever since Tang Hao and Tang San, this father-daughter pair, had joined him, Lin Wu felt that his days had become utterly delightful.

To put it bluntly, these two were practically his "Demon King's Dual Protection."

As the daughter blessed by this continent's Heavenly Dao fortune, Tang San could not only continuously feed immense vitality and Heavenly Dao fortune back to him, but was also gentle and obedient in daily life.

Serving tea, pouring water, massaging shoulders, kneading legs—she was proficient in every premium maid service. As long as he held tightly to her thigh—whether spiritually or physically—he could become a god without even leaving his bed.

As for Tang Hao, he was a genuine "Boombox Douluo."

That Haotian Hammer strike against Spirit Hall back then, along with his domineering line, "One chrysanthemum, one little ghost," still rang in people's ears.

With such a free top-tier fighter serving as his bodyguard, Lin Wu could practically swagger across Heaven Dou Empire territory.

However, Lin Wu had not forgotten his foundation.

The Love God Inheritance in his mind continued to remind him.

Only by continuously forging more top-tier bond contracts and conquering more peerless goddesses.

Could his divine trial progress advance by leaps and bounds, allowing the gates to godhood to open completely.

The quickest and highest-quality choices before Lin Wu were none other than the "three beauties of Spirit Hall" and the "three beauties of Shrek."

Spirit Hall was far away, and Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue were both still pieces on the grand chessboard. There was no hurry to uncover them yet.

First, he lacked the strength. Second, if his progress went too quickly, he might easily play himself to death. Trying to take everything would only harm him!

After thinking it over, the quickest and most convenient choice was naturally Shrek Academy, right nearby.

According to the original trajectory, the "three beauties of Shrek" should have been Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing.

Yet now, he had taken the name "Xiao Wu" and transformed into a tall, handsome man.

He had even casually trained Tang San, who had turned into a delicate young woman, into his obedient maid.

By that count, only Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing remained of the so-called three beauties of Shrek.

He wondered whether those two delicate young ladies would bring him any unexpected surprises once he reached Shrek.

Not bad, not bad. He would bring along the Demon King's Dual Protection and tame Shrek with the power of great bonds!

With that thought, Lin Wu turned to look at the father and daughter beside him and casually revealed his plan.

"Little San, Uncle, there's no point staying in that tiny place, Nuoding Academy."

"I'm planning to take Little San to visit an academy outside Soto City. It's called Shrek Academy."

The instant he heard the words "Shrek Academy."

Tang Hao, who had been leaning against a tree trunk nearby and pretending to be profound, abruptly lifted his head. An unmistakable glint flashed through his clouded eyes.

A storm immediately surged through Tang Hao's heart, leaving him utterly puzzled.

How strange!

How did this brat know about Shrek?!

After all, Shrek Academy was practically unknown across the entire continent.

Other than Flanders and those old fellows, as well as records in a few nearby cities.

Hardly anyone outside had heard of this "monster academy" nestled in a rundown village.

He had only investigated Gangzi's background after seeing Tang San acknowledge Gangzi as her master on the first day. Though she later regretted it, he had still looked into Gangzi.

He had traced the Golden Triangle back then, and from there, found Shrek.

Where did this blond brat get his intelligence? Could there be some hidden major force behind him?

Although he could not make sense of it no matter how much he thought, Tang Hao naturally could not ask too much on the surface.

He could only put on a profound, cold expression, grunt heavily through his nose, and follow the flow as he said:

"Shrek... I've heard of it. The teachers there are passable enough. Taking this girl there to train wouldn't be a bad choice."

Unlike Tang Hao's deep suspicions, Tang San's reaction was far more direct and enthusiastic.

The moment she heard that Lin Wu wanted to take her somewhere new.

She did not even need to know what Shrek was or whether it was any good. Her eyes had already curved into crescents with delight.

"As long as I'm with Brother Xiao Wu, Little San is willing to go anywhere!"

Sweet pink bubbles shimmered in Tang San's beautiful eyes. With a coquettish cry, she happily pounced toward him.

She stretched out her fair, delicate arms and tightly hugged Lin Wu's arm.

Like a clingy little kitten, she frantically rubbed her increasingly developed, soft and tender body against his side.

Her slightly warm body temperature and soft, springy touch continuously reached him through the thin fabric.

It made Lin Wu's entire body heat up, and an unbearable restlessness instantly flared within him.

Damn, ever since Little Third Lady took Whale Glue and became a contract beast, her figure and development have become more and more lethal!

If she keeps rubbing against me like this, this body of mine, full of youthful vigor, will make a fool of itself on the spot!

"Cough, cough... Little San, watch your image! We're in public, so stop rubbing against me!"

Lin Wu's throat felt somewhat dry. He hurriedly reached out and pressed down on Tang San's restless little head.

Forcibly pushing this clingy little girl a short distance away from himself.

With her head held down, Tang San did not get angry. Instead, she pursed her tender lips.

She stuck out her little tongue and smiled radiantly, lifting her delicate chin high. Her face was filled with sweet satisfaction and pride after getting her way.

Watching his daughter act so lovestruck, as though she wanted to glue herself to someone else.

Tang Hao's mouth twitched violently, and he nearly spat out another mouthful of old blood.

"Enough, enough! Pack up and leave immediately!"

The old father growled sourly, turning around so he would not have to watch.

Each harboring their own thoughts, the three of them stopped wasting time and set off directly along the official road toward Soto City.

Sunlight spilled across the winding official road as the three hurried onward.

Soto City's towering, massive walls and grand outline could be seen in the distance at the end of the breeze.

On the bustling official road leading to the city gates, streams of people flowed endlessly while vendors' cries rose and fell.

Yet the most eye-catching sight by the gates was undoubtedly this bizarre "group of three."

Tang Hao, the Clear Sky Douluo, whose burly frame was like an iron tower, currently wore a weathered dark face even blacker than the bottom of a pot.

This peerless killing god who had once shaken the world and made Spirit Hall tremble in fear.

Was now actually willing to crouch halfway down and let that brat Lin Wu brazenly ride on his shoulders.

Lin Wu sat cross-legged at ease atop Tang Hao's broad, sturdy shoulders.

He looked down at Soto City's noisy streets while lazily swinging a skewer of candied hawthorn he had just bought.

At Tang Hao's side, Tang San, dressed in a soft little skirt, stretched out her fair, slender hands and tightly held Lin Wu's dangling right hand.

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