Douluo: First Chat, Opening Feud with Bibidong
Chapter 34

Execution-Level Movie!

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Soto City.

Mafia hideout.

Private room on the second floor.

"I didn't expect you to read this too?"

"Oh, what a coincidence. I have the next volume of this edition. We can read it together..."

The two little ones on the bed had their butts sticking up as they read a pink book together. An obvious 18+ label was printed in one corner.

Clearly, it was not healthy reading material.

"Big Sister Xiao Wu, do you read this kind of book every day?" Zhu Zhuqing asked curiously, her face flushed red as she lay beside her.

After all, when she had come across this sort of book before, she had only glanced at it and never looked carefully at its contents.

Only today had a whole new world been opened up to her.

"Oh, come on~"

"Why are you pretending to be so reserved? You're reading this kind of book too. We're good sisters, so look at this part. It's my favorite section." As she spoke, the little perverted rabbit pointed at the passage she had marked and eagerly scooted closer.

This made the somewhat innocent Zhu Zhuqing shift uncomfortably. She felt as though she had been led onto some unspeakable crooked path.

Xiao Wu, meanwhile, thought she had found a fellow enthusiast and excitedly shared her collection. She even started helping Zhu Zhuqing cultivate her seedlings.

"Look, there are pictures too!"

"This page is my favorite. It's drawn so vividly! Two little sisters bullying..."

Xiao Wu was incredibly proactive!

She had no idea that the person beside her had never actually read the book, and simply kept sharing her hobby.

"Mm, mm, mm..."

Zhu Zhuqing said nothing, but her eyes followed Xiao Wu's finger the entire time, continuously loading forbidden knowledge into her mind.

It was like a rabbit inviting a cat over to watch television, only for them to watch Animal World~

That was bound to go off the rails...

[--⊙ω⊙--]

[Um, although I know speaking now is a real buzzkill, I still need to remind you.]

[Reading too many books like this is bad for your health...]

"Shut up. What would a Magic Mirror know?"

"I'm sharing a hobby. Aren't you enjoying it too?"

A pair of rabbit eyes glared viciously at the Magic Mirror.

As though if it said one more word, she would destroy the evidence.

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[No rights at all... Little girl beside her, you took this Magic Mirror out, yet you won't take responsibility?]

[This Magic Mirror had been doing perfectly well in my master's secret chamber...]

Seeing the Magic Mirror's aggrieved expression, Zhu Zhuqing felt somewhat guilty.

She hurriedly sat up and positioned herself between the mirror and the rabbit.

"Enough, Big Sister Xiao Wu."

"I brought the Magic Mirror out too. There's no need to get upset with it. Let's continue reading."

She pressed the rabbit back down.

Xiao Wu was not an unreasonable person. Just now, she had merely become embarrassed and angry, like a man being told he had weak kidneys.

After Zhu Zhuqing soothed her,

her anger faded as well.

Thinking about it carefully, why argue with a Magic Mirror? It was just a mirror—it did not understand that sort of feeling anyway.

"Hmph! Big Sister Xiao Wu can't be bothered arguing with you!"

"You're just a mirror. Do you even understand what feelings are? You don't know carrot!"

[--ദ്ദി˶>𖥦<)✧--]

[Who says this Magic Mirror doesn't understand? Let this Magic Mirror show you what feelings are—"Creating film"]

Xiao Wu had only spoken casually, but when she saw the expression on the Magic Mirror vanish and turn into a spinning circle,

she immediately became interested.

Even Zhu Zhuqing did the same, stopping the words she had been about to use to persuade them.

Two pairs of eyes fixed themselves on the mirror.

[--Now Playing--]

[Production: The Rabbit and Cat's Life as Maids

Cast: Du Bei / Xiao Wu / Zhu Zhuqing.

Film Rating: Execution-Level!]

As the film on the mirror began,

the Magic Mirror thoughtfully tipped itself over, giving the two before it a more comfortable viewing angle.

The opening showed two women dressed in maid outfits, cleaning an ancient castle...

The two girls on the bed were instantly captivated.

Gradually, they became absorbed in the plot.

On the street.

Du Bei, who was conducting market research, suddenly sneezed without warning!

"Who's thinking about me?"

He rubbed his nose and looked around.

Finding nothing unusual, he put the baffling feeling out of his mind.

Forget it. Since he had forgotten it,

it definitely was not anything important.

"Screw it. Better keep looking for my target."

"If I let that brat Tang San get any stronger, I'll be screwed. I need to snatch that piece of crystal hair before he does."

His gaze swept across the surrounding stalls and shops one by one.

Yet he still could not find the shabby little general store owned by Flander from the original novel.

He had already made nearly a full circuit around the area.

He arrived at a fruit stand.

He took out a gold... silver Soul Coin from his chest and handed it to the vendor, then took an apple.

After wiping it haphazardly against his clothes, he put it in his mouth.

"Sir, let me ask you something. Is there a general store around here that sells soul tools?"

Faced with Du Bei's question,

the old man silently pocketed the silver coin, his aged face breaking into an extremely fawning smile!

He raised a withered hand and pointed into the distance.

"That shop is around the corner ahead. Just head toward the most secluded direction and keep going straight. You'll see it!"

After learning what he wanted to know,

Du Bei finished the fruit in his hand, then waved to the old man.

"Thanks, sir."

With that, he headed toward his destination.

As Du Bei's figure gradually disappeared into the distance, the vendors selling other fruits looked at the old man with envy.

"Old Li, you struck it rich."

"You actually ran into such a sucker. One apple and a bit of information for a silver Soul Coin."

Faced with the others' envy and jealousy,

the old man merely waved his hand modestly, acting smug despite having just won the jackpot.

"Small money, just small money..."

However, while speaking with the others, the old man's eyes remained extremely sharp. He watched the expressions of the surrounding vendors as though observing something.

Until he spotted a burly man selling melons with his head lowered. The two exchanged a glance.

They nodded to each other in tacit understanding.

The other vendors did not notice this and continued chatting, occasionally teasing one another for no reason.

Not far away.

Several people were silently watching this side.

"The one selling fruit at the team leader's place just now seemed to be the boss, right? Boss, why did he come over so late?"

"The boss can do whatever he wants. What the hell does it have to do with you? Watch your stall and keep gathering intelligence!"

Then, one of them, clearly the leader, sternly instructed the others.

"Everyone, guard your own positions!"

"Yes!" xn!

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