Douluo: Gacha Goddess System
Chapter 40

Sister Bao'er Beats Master Yu Xiaogang Senseless, Making Yu Xiaogang Cry

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Sister Bao'er walked much like she did in the anime, with a somewhat cute yet cool air about her.

Lin Fan hurriedly followed. How could he possibly miss such a spectacular show as Sister Bao'er beating up Grandmaster Yu?

From what he had just seen, Sister Bao'er's Qi Body Origin Stream could instantly block the ice and snow Xiao Bai released, and she could even tell that Xiao Bai was not human. Lin Fan felt that Sister Bao'er seemed to have been strengthened after coming to the Douluo Continent.

Lin Fan did not think much of it and continued watching. In his opinion, as long as Sister Bao'er could thoroughly beat up Grandmaster Yu, that was enough.

Lin Fan had long found the Grandmaster unpleasant, but he could not attack him himself. Having the summoned Sister Bao'er do it was simply perfect.

Grandmaster Yu had returned together with Tang San and was currently heading toward his office.

As he reached the corner by the student dormitories, Grandmaster Yu suddenly saw a cute, cool-looking girl in casual clothes, wearing a baseball cap and holding a brick, walking toward him.

"When did the academy get a student like this?" The Grandmaster was somewhat puzzled, but the next second, he saw the girl blocking his path.

Holding the brick, Sister Bao'er looked at the Grandmaster with a blankly adorable expression and said, "Hey, mister, don't you shave before going out? You're all scruffy and messy..."

The Grandmaster touched his face and could not help feeling a little embarrassed. He coughed and said, "Move aside. What are you trying to do? Carrying a brick around in broad daylight—what if you hit a first-year student? Go back now..."

Lin Fan watched from the side and had not expected the Grandmaster to mistake Sister Bao'er for a student.

Still, children on the Douluo Continent differed from those in the modern world. They generally grew faster. Xiao Wu had already been 1.7 meters tall when she graduated at twelve, while Dai Mubai was over 1.8 meters. Feng Baobao was only 1.7 meters now, so she did not look too different from a sixth-year student.

"Sixth year?" Sister Bao'er looked a little confused. She squeezed the brick in her hand and said, "I'm probably older than your mother. Oh right, I forgot, what was I here for again..."

Sister Bao'er suddenly looked around, but she did not see Lin Fan.

Lin Fan was somewhat speechless. Sister Bao'er was a little silly—she could even forget she was supposed to rob someone.

Lin Fan immediately picked up a stone nearby and secretly tossed it over, landing it beside Sister Bao'er.

Sister Bao'er suddenly remembered. Holding her brick, she said, "Oh, robbery... Right, he told me to rob you..."

Once she remembered, Sister Bao'er directly raised the brick at the Grandmaster's head and said, "I'm robbing you. Give me ten... ten Gold Soul Coins, or I'll hit you with this. I won't beat you to death..."

The Grandmaster was stunned. Looking at the girl holding up a brick in front of him, he could not help shaking his head before sternly saying, "What an outrageous demand. You actually dare rob me of ten Gold Soul Coins? If the academy finds out, you'll be expelled. Leave now..."

After saying that, the Grandmaster tried to walk around Sister Bao'er, but she blocked him again. "Are you giving them to me or not? If not, I'm hitting you. He said it was fine as long as I don't beat you to death..."

The Grandmaster was getting impatient. He pushed Sister Bao'er and said, "Move. I have things to do."

Having been pushed, Sister Bao'er immediately became unhappy. She raised the brick in her hand and slammed it straight down onto Grandmaster Yu Xiaogang's flat-topped head.

The brick instantly shattered. The Grandmaster cried out in pain and hurriedly covered his head, staring at Sister Bao'er in shock. "What are you doing? You really dared to hit me..."

Sister Bao'er dusted off her hands and said unhappily, "I already told you. Hand over the money nicely, or I really will hit you. Anyway, he said it was fine as long as I didn't beat you to death. Are you giving it to me now or not?"

"You're courting death..." Covering his flat-topped head, the Grandmaster felt blood flowing and grew angry as well. Looking at Sister Bao'er, he said, "I, Yu Xiaogang, never hit women. Don't force me to act..."

Lin Fan wanted to laugh at that. The man acted as though he were so impressive, when he was only a trash Soul Grandmaster.

Sister Bao'er was unhappy too. She looked around and said, "Hey, where did he go? Looks like I need to finish the task quickly, or I won't even know where to go back to..."

"Hurry up and give me the money. Do you still want to get hit?" Sister Bao'er picked up another fresh brick from the ground.

"Don't even think about it..." The Grandmaster was still quite stubborn.

"Oh, then don't blame me..." Sister Bao'er instantly charged forward at incredible speed and kicked the Grandmaster in the stomach, sending him flying. His plump body slammed hard into the nearby wall.

The Grandmaster immediately felt as if his whole body had fallen apart and collapsed facedown on the ground.

"Hey..." Sister Bao'er curiously looked at herself and blankly said, "I only gave you a light kick. How'd you get kicked flying? What are you doing lying there? Hurry and give me the money."

A light kick?

Lin Fan also found it strange. Sister Bao'er was pretty strong. In Under One Person, it did not seem like she could casually kick someone flying with one kick.

Besides, the Grandmaster was a Soul Grandmaster, not an ordinary person.

Right, ask Ling'er.

Only then did Lin Fan remember that she should know what level of strength Sister Bao'er possessed in this world.

Lin Fan hurriedly asked in his mind, "Ling'er, about what level of Soul Master is Sister Bao'er's strength equivalent to? Has she been strengthened..."

"Beep beep, Master, Ling'er is here. Ling'er is checking the attributes of character Feng Baobao..."

Several seconds later, Ling'er replied in a sweet voice, "That's right. Feng Baobao comes from the world of Under One Person. To balance Master's experience of summoning goddesses, the Summoning Talisman grants her additional physical attributes, allowing her to protect Master better. However, she is only granted additional physical attributes. She can still only use the skills and techniques from her original world. Her combat strength will need Master to slowly cultivate and improve. Have fun, Master..."

Only then did Lin Fan understand. So she really had been strengthened. This was too interesting. Sister Bao'er had already been skilled in hand-to-hand combat, so with her attributes enhanced, even without soul skills, she should be able to crush many people.

Ling'er had probably done this to balance the differences in combat power among goddesses from different worlds. He could also slowly cultivate Sister Bao'er...

With such a powerful Sister Bao'er around for seven days, what should he do? It seemed that Sister Bao'er was not even afraid of the other Gu Yue Na'er...

Lin Fan looked up again and found that the Grandmaster had already forced himself to stand. His clothes were dirty, his face was smeared with dirt, and he clutched his stomach with fury on his face. He immediately released his Martial Soul, and two yellow Spirit Rings appeared around him.

"Luo Sanpao..."

The next second, that cute little pig, Luo Sanpao, appeared before the Grandmaster.

"What is that thing..." Holding her new brick, Sister Bao'er stared blankly at Luo Sanpao.

"You'll find out soon enough. Fart like thunder—Heaven-Shattering Earth-Splitting Luo Sanpao..." the Grandmaster said furiously. At this point, he did not care whether she was a girl or not. A brick had drawn blood from his head, and he had just been kicked. He could not endure this humiliation.

Boom...

Luo Sanpao really did fart. Sister Bao'er immediately sensed it, quickly covered her nose, and retreated several meters.

Lin Fan, standing some distance away, hurriedly covered his nose as well. He saw Luo Sanpao's fart shake a nearby tree, though it did not split apart.

"You dare fart and stink me up? You're really courting death..."

With a flash, Sister Bao'er suddenly rushed in from the side.

"Oh no..." The Grandmaster hurriedly used his second soul skill.

"Fart like smoke—Hypnotic Sleep Luo Sanpao..."

A cloud of smoke rose up, but it was completely useless against Sister Bao'er. She swung her brick again and smashed it into the Grandmaster's face, warping his old face and sending blood spraying from his nose as he instantly fell to the ground.

Sister Bao'er landed gracefully. Holding her brick, she blankly said, "Sorry, I made you bleed. You're not dead, right? Hurry and give me the money. I need to go back..."

"Who exactly sent you?" The Grandmaster glared at Sister Bao'er furiously.

Sister Bao'er raised the brick in her hand. "Don't talk, or I'll hit you again..."

The Grandmaster was already in a miserable state. Blood flowed from his nose and mouth, and there was blood on his head as well. His whole body trembled, and he shakily took out a wallet from his Soul Tool. With a bloodstained hand, he handed it to Sister Bao'er. "There are twenty Gold Soul Coins in here. Please, tell your master not to trouble me again. I, Grandmaster Yu, left the Soul Master world long ago. Now I'm only a useless man..."

At this point, the Grandmaster thought Sister Bao'er had been sent by one of his enemies. Back when the Golden Iron Triangle had roamed the Soul Master world, they had made quite a few enemies.

Sister Bao'er squeezed the wallet in her hand and blankly said, "Wouldn't it have been easier if you'd done this from the start? Don't lie to me. I'm leaving first..."

When he saw Sister Bao'er come out while the Grandmaster still lay in the corner by the wall with blood all over his face, Lin Fan quickly ran out from his hiding place and waved at Sister Bao'er from afar.

"Sister Bao'er, over here..." Lin Fan did not shout loudly, afraid the Grandmaster would hear him. From where he stood, the Grandmaster could not see him at all.

"Is that you? Wait for me..." Seeing Lin Fan, Sister Bao'er's eyes lit up. She gave a blankly adorable shout and instantly sprinted over at incredible speed, leaving Lin Fan stunned.

Those enhanced attributes were way too absurd. Not even a Ferrari could launch that quickly.

It seemed he had to take her to do something over these seven days. And Xiao Wu, Gu Yue Na'er...

As Lin Fan thought this, a smile appeared at the corner of his lips.

PS: This book will not only cover Shrek and Spirit Hall, but also Gu Yue Na'er and the Star Dou Forest faction, as well as Lin Fan and the goddesses' faction. It will make the Douluo world even more exciting...

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