Gu Yue Na'er Will Eat Xiao Wu, Dai Mubai Showing Off at Shrek

"Xiao Fan, this bed is so soft. Xiao Wu wants to..." Xiao Wu looked at Lin Fan and pressed her moist red lips together. Her figure was already quite alluring now, full in all the right places, with long, fair legs. She had even grown to nearly 1.7 meters tall.

Seeing Xiao Wu's flushed face, Lin Fan quickly coughed, as if reminding her.

This rabbit absolutely couldn't mention their secret flirtation in front of Gu Yue Na'er. Tang San was still pursuing her, so he couldn't let Tang San lose hope.

"Mm..." Only then did Xiao Wu blush. She touched her lips with a finger, then looked at Gu Yue Na'er and said with a smile, "Na Jie, come up and play with us..."

"Ah, play what..." Gu Yue Na'er froze for a moment and looked at Xiao Wu curiously.

"Just play like we used to..." Xiao Wu suddenly kicked off her shoes, jumped down, grabbed Gu Yue Na'er's hand, and pulled her onto the bed.

Xiao Wu lay down on the soft bed and said with a smile, "Na Jie, look how soft this bed is. It's so bouncy. We can play trampoline..."

"Uh, alright..." The obedient Gu Yue Na'er who had grown up was still rather sensible and quiet. She was no longer as silly as Xiao Wu.

Lin Fan looked around the room and found that it even had a living room. Great, he wouldn't have to sleep on the floor now. He could sleep on the sofa.

Lin Fan walked over to the sofa, looked at Xiao Wu and Gu Yue Na'er, then turned to Tang San and said, "Tang San, this sofa is pretty big. Why don't you sleep here tonight too..."

Tang San took one look, but shook his head and said, "No need, Fan Ge. I'll sleep on the floor. Besides, I need to cultivate tonight too..."

After saying that, Tang San took out the bedding he carried with him and made a bed on the floor. Yet his eyes secretly glanced toward Xiao Wu and Gu Yue Na'er. The two girls were still whispering to each other, while the room door remained open.

The current Xiao Wu was lively and tsundere, and Tang San seemed to like her very much. Most importantly, he had never gotten her, so the more he thought about it, the more he liked her.

Lin Fan saw it all but didn't care. He wasn't bullying Tang San anymore. As long as Tang San obediently acted like a turtle, that was enough. But if Tang San later started thinking he was impressive and dared to disobey him, then it would be time to beat him up again.

Lin Fan had even planned to introduce Cuihua, who Ma Hongjun had already slept with, to Tang San. If Tang San refused to sleep with Cuihua, he would summon Bao'er Jie again and beat him until he got together with Cuihua...

Hehe...

Lin Fan felt that he was being a little evil, but he had never been a good person to begin with...

Since he had been reborn in the Douluo Continent, Lin Fan would do whatever he wanted. Who cared whether the protagonist or supporting characters were good people? If he wanted to bully them, he would bully them. That included the female characters; Lin Fan planned to bully them a little too.

Zhu Zhuqing absolutely wasn't allowed to like Dai Mubai. If she dared to like him, he would punish her. Whoever he told her to like, she had to like...

After thinking for a while, Lin Fan saw that it was about time and began checking in. He received three hundred experience points and a bottle of Cultivation Spirit Liquid.

Afterward, Lin Fan looked through his Myriad Realms Ring. Over the past five years, he had accumulated quite a few things inside through level-up draws and check-ins.

Lin Fan currently still had four One-Star Bao'er Jie Summoning Stickers.

Two One-Star Medusa Queen Summoning Stickers.

One Iron Man suit trial card.

One Hulk trial card...

One Hinata Hyuga Summoning Sticker.

He also had a 98K Sniper Rifle and two hundred bullets.

One Desert Eagle pistol.

Aside from those, he had several time-limited skills, similar to the Invisibility Technique from five years ago. They were useless, so Lin Fan had kept them at the bottom of his inventory.

In truth, he hadn't saved up that much. Over the past five years, Lin Fan had only leveled up a dozen or so times. Between the draw chances from leveling up and rewards that only appeared once every several hundred check-ins, he had only managed to build up this little stash.

As for Bao'er Jie and Medusa Queen, Lin Fan had continued summoning them over those five years. He had summoned Bao'er Jie three times and Medusa Queen once. Comparatively speaking, Bao'er Jie's Summoning Stickers were easier to draw. Medusa Queen was one of the more powerful goddesses in the Goddess Alliance, making her somewhat harder to obtain.

The current Medusa Queen was naturally much stronger than before, though she had not yet become the Two-Star Medusa Queen.

The times he summoned Bao'er Jie had all been to suppress Demoness Gu Yue Na'er. Once Gu Yue Na'er's other consciousness appeared, her two soul rings would turn completely black. Combined with the Silver Dragon Spear, her terrifying speed and strength, and her dreadful healing ability, Lin Fan couldn't defeat her at all even with the Immortal Slaughtering Sword.

Only Bao'er Jie, whose physical combat abilities were even stronger, could fight violence with violence, find the right angle, and knock her unconscious with one punch.

However, Bao'er Jie's Summoning Stickers weren't always available. On top of that, as Gu Yue Na'er grew stronger and stronger, her other consciousness would become increasingly difficult to suppress once it appeared.

Therefore, Lin Fan would not use these Summoning Stickers unless it was an emergency.

Once Demoness Gu Yue Na'er appeared, she would kill Tang San. Last time, she had even planned to devour Xiao Wu while she slept beside her. Fortunately, Lin Fan had stopped her.

Logically speaking, Xiao Wu was a Spirit Beast. Even if the normal Gu Yue Na'er killed people, she shouldn't attack Spirit Beasts. But Lin Fan had no idea what was going on. Perhaps in that state, her evil consciousness had been amplified several times over, and she couldn't recognize Xiao Wu in her transformed form.

Looking at Xiao Wu playing with Gu Yue Na'er on the bed, Lin Fan still felt somewhat worried. Xiao Wu didn't know anything right now. It would be bad if Gu Yue Na'er ate her one day.

Naturally, Lin Fan didn't want that to happen. If someone had to die, Tang San should die first. Only then did he feel that the words Bi Ji had secretly said to Di Tian might have been related to this. He really had been set up, and he had no idea what their goal was.

There was no helping it. Lin Fan felt that he had bragged back then that he would protect Gu Yue Na'er, so he could only keep pretending.

Two days later, at the entrance of Shrek Academy's shabby village.

When he saw someone asking for their registration fee back, Dai Mubai, whose face was bruised and swollen and whose body was still wrapped in bandages, suddenly jumped out and shouted arrogantly, "If you want your registration fee back, fine. Beat me, and you'll get every last coin back..."

Dai Mubai's injuries truly had not healed yet. Gu Yue Na'er's elemental attacks left wounds that were difficult to heal. Even after eating Oscar's Healing Big Sausage, he still needed some time to recover.

The crowd that had come to register immediately stared in surprise at Dai Mubai, who was covered in bandages yet still acting so full of himself.

"Damn, isn't this just some big idiot? Mom, let me try. Watch me beat him until he cries..." A large, chubby boy couldn't stand seeing Dai Mubai wrapped in bandages and still showing off. He hurriedly stepped out of the crowd, clenched his fist, and a white ten-year soul ring appeared beneath his feet as he charged at Dai Mubai.

"Fuck your mother. A piece of trash with only a ten-year soul ring, not even level twenty, dares challenge me, the Evil Eye White Tiger? Do you really think anyone can bully me, Dai Mubai, the Evil Eye White Tiger..."

Dai Mubai cursed in annoyance, then sent the chubby boy flying more than ten meters with a single kick. Three soul rings immediately erupted from his body, and the powerful purple thousand-year soul ring instantly intimidated a large group of youths who wanted their registration fees back.

"Who else wants to try..." Dai Mubai now felt incredibly impressive. Damn it, not just anyone could kick the Evil Eye White Tiger in the balls. Trash like you...

Just as Dai Mubai was showing off, a familiar voice suddenly rang out.

"Evil Eye White Tiger, I never expected you to be this impressive. You're still covered in bandages, yet you came out here to show off..."