Days of Leisurely Farming in the Primordial World
Chapter 253

Spanking the Black Flood Dragon and Little Qilin

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"Can any of you tell me why you ignored what I said before?"

After scaring them by tasting their flesh, Wu Chu finally stopped smiling, picked up the fire poker, put his hands behind his back, looked at them with a serious expression, and asked.

"Senior, it was all its doing! It led me this way!" Feng Hen exclaimed immediately upon hearing this, showing no remorse whatsoever when betraying his enemy.

The Black Flood Dragon immediately retorted, "Bullshit! You were the one who retreated this way!"

Feng Hen snorted and said, "Please be clear, senior, its cultivation is stronger than mine. When I was fighting and retreating, the direction I initially retreated was not towards your Purple Jade Mountain."

Wu Chu glanced at them and chuckled, "Don't you know that my Purple Jade Mountain has Mountain Protection Array? Do you think you can stand against me within this Mountain Protection Array? Or do you think I wouldn't dare to do anything to you dragon princes and Qilin Clan?"

As Wu Chu spoke, he muttered to himself, "Indeed, how could I dare offend both your Dragon Clan and the Qilin Clan at the same time? You're just being arrogant and fearless! Aren't you!"

As he spoke, he scanned the two giant beasts, making them feel uneasy, sensing that something was amiss with this senior.

"If I were to hang you up and beat you up, would the Dragon Clan and the Qilin Clan turn against me? I'm quite curious about that too! What do you think?"

As soon as Wu Chu finished speaking, before the two giant beasts could plead for mercy, their massive bodies were pulled up by the Merit Divine Chains and hung upside down in the air.

"Senior, I was wrong, I was wrong..."

Feng Hen was quite pragmatic and immediately admitted his mistake, doing so with remarkable speed.

Seeing that his attitude in admitting his mistake was not bad, Wu Chu looked at the Black Flood Dragon. The Black Flood Dragon stiffened its neck and gritted its teeth, clearly much more defiant than the young Qilin Clan Feng Hen.

Wu Chu laughed and flew to the tail of the Black Flood Dragon. Then its tail was pulled and bent towards its back, revealing its equally black tail belly.

Wu Chu didn't know where its rear end was, so he used the belly of its tail as its rear end.

"You're quite tough! I like tough young dragons like you."

As Wu Chu spoke, he began to strike the black dragon with a fire poker, making a crackling sound. The burning pain instantly traveled into the Black Flood Dragon's body, following its nerves and stimulating its brain.

"You..."

"Shut up! Young dragons should have the backbone of young dragons. You didn't beg for mercy at first, and you can't beg for mercy now, otherwise wouldn't you be bringing shame to the Dragon Clan?"

"..."

Black Flood Dragon gritted his teeth, wanting to curse.

Feng Hen, standing to the side, grinned slightly, secretly pleased with himself for being so clever.

"Old Dragon Gengchen is quite clever, actually knowing to send a brute like you to carry out such a mission." Wu Chu said while spanking the dragon's buttocks, "Do you think that just because you act like a brute, I can't guess that this is Old Dragon Gengchen's trick?"

The Little Qilin beside it perked up its ears, as if it had discovered some great secret. The Gengchen Old Dragon... that must be the Great River Water Lord Yinglong!

"It's a pity he probably didn't expect that I would break his trap in this way! Of course, it's also possible that he had already thought of it, but thought that I would not stoop to the level of you juniors, and that this way you would be even less in danger."

As Wu Chu spoke, he shook his head. "It's a pity. He foresaw many things, but he didn't foresee that you would be so incompetent as to be unable to kill Feng Hen, this Little Qilin, in such a short time."

The Black Flood Dragon was somewhat confused, thinking: Does Senior Water Lord really have this idea? But why did Senior Water Lord tell me to lure this guy out of Purple Jade Mountain and then capture him when the opportunity arises?

Alas! It's all my fault for being too arrogant, thinking this guy was cowardly and incompetent... It seems even Senior Suijun misjudged him. This guy isn't cowardly and incompetent at all; he's clearly very powerful but pretends to be a despicable and pathetic scoundrel to lure us into his trap!

Wu Chu chuckled and said, "What? You've been guessed correctly and are speechless now? Oh! You can speak now."

But the stubborn Black Flood Dragon remained silent, its tail twitching incessantly.

The spot where Wu Chu had been repeatedly whipping was already smelling burnt.

Feng Hen, who was watching this scene out of the corner of his eye, felt a pang of sympathy for the Black Flood Dragon, thinking that its rear end had been severely slapped.

"It's okay if you don't say anything. Think about it first, and I'll come back to hit you later."

Wu Chu spoke, he turned to Feng Hen, "Little Qilin, it's your turn now."

As he spoke, he landed on the Little Qilin's rump and poked it with a fire poker. "You can stay silent like it, anyway, you're definitely going to get a beating."

"Senior, senior... whatever you wish to know, I will answer to the best of my knowledge. Ask away, ask away!" Feng Hen immediately cried out. He didn't want to get a spanking; that would be too embarrassing for the Qilin Clan.

Snap...

Wu Chu's fire poker still landed on Feng Hen's buttocks, the burning sensation causing his hips to tremble involuntarily. At that moment, he felt like crying.

"Senior, I already said I would tell you everything I know, why are you still hitting me? Waaah..."

Wu Chu chuckled and said, "If he is the mastermind, then you are an accomplice. If you had truly taken me seriously before and heeded my words, you could have simply turned around and left. But you didn't, did you?"

"Senior, I know I was wrong! I know I was wrong! Please don't hit me anymore."

Attacking other places is one thing, but attacking there is utterly shameful. It insults its Qilin Clan character and tramples on its dignity as Qilin Clan.

Of course, it didn't think begging for mercy was a disgrace; after all, the strong are respected!

"Then tell me, why did you cooperate with it? You knew it was provoking me."

"I... I just felt that since it had offended you so much, you would surely teach it a lesson. I was thinking, could I ask you to help me get rid of this wretched creature?"

"Hmm, that makes some sense. Continue."

"No, that's all!"

"Really nothing?" Wu Chu lashed out with the stick again. "You're not being honest!"

"No, stop hitting me, senior! I'll tell you everything, I'll tell you everything!" Feng Hen was almost sobbing. He had never felt so ashamed in his life. "Fifth Uncle hopes that you can join our Qilin Royal Court, but you have always refused. I was thinking that if you kill this black mudfish this time, wouldn't you be tied to our Qilin Royal Court?"

"See? I told you you had a big mind! Little Qilin, you have a bright future!"

Snap snap snap...

Ahhhhh...

The sound of Wu Chu slapping the Qilin Clan's buttocks, along with Feng Hen's shouts, immediately carried on the wind, making the Black Flood Dragon secretly gloat: Damn Qilin Clan, you've finally met your match!

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