Days of Leisurely Farming in the Primordial World
Chapter 366

Her Excitement, Snap! Friends Part Ways

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Qingqiu Li still left. After all, leaving in front of all living beings of Purple Jade Mountain would be incredibly embarrassing if she immediately went back after being persuaded by Wu Chu.

She is, after all, the ruler of Qingqiu; she should still maintain some decorum.

Although Wu Chu's hug had left her feeling weak and almost made Wu Chu do whatever she wanted, it also made her realize what Wu Chu and Houtu Tu had done in private... After all, Wu Chu's skillful kissing technique, if not honed with Houtu Tu, where else could he have learned it from? He couldn't have been so skilled without a teacher!

Thinking of this, Qingqiu Li felt angry. She pinched Wu Chu again, then pushed Wu Chu several miles away before turning around and fleeing.

Seeing Qingqiu Li panting heavily, her face flushed with embarrassment... Wu Chu thought that this old fox spirit, who was probably tens of thousands of years old, must have fled in embarrassment.

Silently savoring the soft, sweet taste of the past, Wu Chu hummed a little tune with a sense of satisfaction.

"Scumbag!"

On his shoulder, Yibao's figure appeared, swinging her little bare feet, showing no mercy to her master Wu Chu, and criticizing him without any restraint.

Since there were no outsiders present, Wu Chu didn't mind, and simply said, "Don't say that. I didn't select any concubines, nor did I use methods like forcing them to drink, blacklisting them, deceiving them, or drugging them to coerce or seduce them. They're not minors, and it was all consensual..."

"I'm reminding you to improve your cultivation level quickly." Yibao glanced at him sideways, her expression one of exasperation. "Look at you, she just gave you a light push and you flew miles away. What if she gets excited and squeezes her legs together when you're doing your business later..."

"Click..."

As Yibao spoke, she made a gesture of breaking at the waist.

Wu Chu, his face covered in sweat, sighed, "Baby! You're still so dirty-minded!"

Yibao decided not to take the blame, shifting the blame to, "I was influenced by you! If you hadn't watched so much inappropriate content before, would I have known about those things? And you have to admit, what I just said, isn't it possible that it could be true?"

"..."

Wu Chu shook his head silently, and after thinking about it carefully, a shadow began to appear in his heart.

Yibao added, "I even suspect that the reason why Miss Houtu insists on you raising your cultivation to the Daluo Realm before she's willing to have a child with you might be because of this. But Miss Houtu is too shy to say the truth, and you haven't even realized it yet."

"..."

Wu Chu silently turned his head and glanced at the Phone Sprite that appeared sexy yet innocent, but was actually a complete lich queen.

"Yibao, what's with your thought process...?"

"Don't ask me that, the answer is that it's because of your influence."

"..."

The two, one big and one small, bickered as they returned to Purple Jade Mountain.

Upon returning to Purple Jade Mountain, Feng Hen Feng Xi, and Wu Zhan all bid him farewell. Now that the great battle was over, they should go back and visit.

Wu Chu naturally wouldn't try to persuade them to stay. These guys were the kind who just freeloaded around Purple Jade Mountain, so it was better for them to leave than stay!

Before leaving, all three of them mentioned 'arithmetic' to Wu Chu.

"Senior A Chu, I wish to pass on my mathematical knowledge to our Royal Court, is that permissible?"

The first to suggest doing this was Wu Zhan, who appeared to be a simpleton on the surface. However, Wu Zhan was certainly not a true simpleton. If he were, how could he have so easily transformed from a sea serpent into a dragon? And how could he have been sent here by Torch Dragon to do this?

Upon hearing this, Feng Hen and Feng Xi exchanged a glance, as if they could both see what the other was thinking.

Seeing their expressions, Wu Chu smiled and said, "Is that what you're thinking too?"

The two nodded, Feng Hen said, "Originally, I wanted to tell you about this privately, senior! I didn't expect that both the black mudfish and the little golden pheasant had thought of it. Since that's the case, I won't keep it from you anymore. Indeed, mathematics has endless uses and can be of great help to the development of our clan. I hope that senior can grant my request!"

After a pause, Feng Hen continued, "This junior has nothing of equal value to this knowledge. When I return to the Royal Court, I will have my clan elders provide you with a satisfactory and equivalent item."

Feng Xi and Wu Zhan shared the same thought, which amused Wu Chu. He shook his head and said, "Knowledge is priceless, just like the methods we cultivate. How can they be easily measured by things like Spirit Treasure? If you are willing to spread mathematics for me, then so be it. I don't need you to ask for anything in return. Just be kind to all living beings."

Wu Chu's compassionate demeanor made Feng Hen and the others wonder if they had misheard or misread.

"What's with that look on your faces?"

Wu Chu Chujian frowned slightly, and the fire poker immediately slipped out of his sleeve. Now, this fire poker had become the pointer he used to educate Little Yellow Dragon.

Seeing that they all seemed a bit dazed, Wu Chu decided to help them recall those unforgettable past events, and also tell them that he could still wield a knife.

"No, senior..." Feng Hen immediately came to his senses and coughed lightly, "This junior truly deserves to die! I actually forgot that senior is of noble character and integrity. This junior actually used something of value to desecrate this priceless treasure. I am truly ashamed, please forgive me, senior!"

Wu Zhan stared at Feng Hen with wide eyes, but considering that Feng Hen was usually a shameless sycophant, it seemed normal for him to say such a thing.

He simply found it difficult to utter such flattering words.

Feng Xi is the same; she's much more sensitive than Feng Hen. She's certainly good at bullying people, but asking her to flatter people is really asking too much of her.

"Alright, get out of here! Don't bother us if you have nothing to do."

Wu Chu waved his fire-stick pointer, as if to shoo people away.

Feng Hen and Wu Zhan didn't seem to care much about this. Human Path and left. However, Feng Xi felt a little sad and a little wronged, but she was too embarrassed to say it out loud, so she left Purple Jade Mountain with a depressed mood.

After they left, Fuxi and Nuwa also bid him farewell.

"Big brother, sister, are you going back too?"

Wu Chu looked reluctant to part, which made Fuxi eager to try his hand at it. "A Chu, are you so reluctant to part because you want your elder brother to test your progress over the years?"

Upon hearing this, Nuwa covered her mouth and giggled, showing absolutely no sympathy.

Wu Chu coughed lightly and sighed, "It seems that as the younger brother, all I can do is wish my elder brother and sister a safe journey."

Nuwa reached out and patted his shoulder, saying, "This Primordial Land will likely remain peaceful for a long time to come. If you wish to travel, you can come to Mount Buzhou! I'm sure the Qilin Royal Court would very much like you to visit."

"Definitely, definitely..."

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