Genshin Impact: All of Fontaine Heard Me Call the Hydro Archon My Wife
Chapter 36

What a Haul! A Four-Star Figure and Skill Card

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The next few were all three-star items. You could say they were useful, but not really.

Just as Wu Wanghai thought this batch only had one fish greatsword, there came another four "ding ding ding dings."

Wu Wanghai looked over, and his spirits instantly soared. This ten-pull was insanely worth it!

Four-star item obtained: Elysia, Herrscher of Human: Ego.

"Yes, yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes!" Wu Wanghai instantly rose to his feet, repeating "yes" over and over.

Things were looking up, everyone.

This figure had only just been about to open preorders before he transmigrated. Even if it had released, he would not have been able to afford it, but who would have thought...

Converted into Primogems, it would have cost ten or twenty thousand of them.

The next instant, Wu Wanghai willed it, opened his inventory, and took out the figure.

Looking at the box before him, Wu Wanghai crouched down and set the large box on the ground. Then, with one big hand covering it, he began unboxing it.

"Ta-da~" Under the siblings' watchful eyes, Wu Wanghai took out the figure inside, placed it in his palm, and showed it to Lyney and Lynette.

"This is..." Lyney looked at the figure. The character's outfit was quite pretty, like a wedding dress. But who was she?

"It's a figure!" Lynette looked at the figure in Wu Wanghai's hand, then noticed a small box had fallen out of the packaging.

Lynette picked it up and casually opened it. What she saw stunned her—a pink heart-shaped diamond ring made of alloy???

The instant Lynette saw it, she snapped the box shut. Then, expressionlessly, she stretched out her hand and thrust the box at Wu Wanghai.

"Huh?" Wu Wanghai was confused.

"Your... box." Lynette spoke calmly and slowly.

"Oh." Wu Wanghai looked over. A little square box—this seemed to be...

"Keep it. What would I need that thing for?" Wu Wanghai reached out and pushed Lynette's arm back a little.

"I don't want it!" Lynette suddenly cried out, color seeming to rise in her face. "Shouldn't you be giving it to Lady Furina?"

"What is it?" Lyney looked baffled from the side and was about to lean over for a look.

"It's nothing!" Before Lyney could look, Lynette abruptly cut him off and placed the small box in Wu Wanghai's palm.

"Then I'll give this to you as a thank-you gift. You have to accept it, okay~" Wu Wanghai took the small box, and with a flick of his hand, he lost an exquisite butterfly hairpin ×1.

A butterfly hairpin quietly appeared in Lynette's palm.

Lynette gave it a cursory glance. It was a hairpin shaped like a dark green butterfly, made from many tiny crystal fragments.

It was very beautiful, and Lynette rather liked it.

Lynette curled her small hand around it, hiding the hairpin in her palm. That counted as accepting the gift. At the very least, it was much better than accepting a ring as a gift.

Lyney still looked puzzled. What exactly was in that little box to make Lynette's usually unruffled emotions fluctuate?

"This? Just a girl's little accessory." Wu Wanghai did not care whether Lyney had noticed their small movements and answered indifferently.

"Haha, my luck's really good~ Let me see, where am I? Oh, the Fountain of Lucine? I can pull here again next time." But this place had not made him lucky enough to get gold, so Wu Wanghai decided to change locations for his pulls next time. For example, the top of Palais Mermonia?

He would have to figure out a way to climb it. He did not have the ability to scale walls barehanded at a ninety-degree angle.

"Oh, right. Do you want this fish greatsword? I just pulled it. I don't think I'm used to greatswords." As he spoke, Wu Wanghai took out the Luxurious Sea-Lord and handed it to Lyney.

"For me? A greatsword?" Lyney looked at the over-one-meter-long fish-shaped weapon in surprise, but still pointed at the greatsword, then at himself.

"Oh, you use a bow. Then Lynette... oh~ You use a one-handed sword." Wu Wanghai shook his head.

"Completely useless!" As he spoke, Wu Wanghai tossed the fish greatsword straight into the Fountain of Lucine behind him.

But after throwing it, he thought about it and picked it back up. Then he placed a Debate Club beside it.

"For whoever is fated to find it!" Wu Wanghai nodded, offering a benefit to the people of Fontaine. This was a three-star weapon, after all.

"La la la~" Wu Wanghai carried the figure and walked away into the distance.

"Don't you want the box?" Lyney noticed the "trash" on the ground.

Wu Wanghai froze, then stretched out his hand toward it and stored the remaining items in his phone inventory. "Almost forgot. I'll keep it, then."

"I'll be going first!" Wu Wanghai waved goodbye to the two of them. Before leaving, he did not forget to add, "Thanks~~~"

With a teleport, Wu Wanghai instantly vanished.

Lyney was dumbfounded, then quickly ran to where Wu Wanghai had disappeared and began inspecting the spot.

"How did he do that? There wasn't even a trace of magic... Did he just vanish?"

At Palais Mermonia, Wu Wanghai looked up, thought for a moment, and decisively gave up on climbing high.

He would just do a ten-pull right at the entrance.

Wu Wanghai made a pose like he was taking a picture, standing beside the Statue of The Seven carved with Fontaine's God of Justice and Hydro Archon, flashing a V-sign.

Ten-pull! Activate!

Wu Wanghai watched the falling streaks of light, his heart pounding. Then, when he saw purple flash past, he instantly calmed down.

He was used to it. Really used to it...

Wuwuwu. Someone save this child, I want to get lucky...

This time, Wu Wanghai decided to tap skip and see everything at once. Clicking through them one by one before had been too exhausting.

Oh? Wu Wanghai raised an eyebrow. This ten-pull was somewhat interesting too.

First came the only useful three-star weapon: Thrilling Tales of Dragon Slayers.

Yes, yes, yes. This was a three-star divine weapon. Switching characters actively increased Attack.

Wait, switching characters, switching characters???

I take back what I said. Not a single three-star item in this batch is useful!

Wu Wanghai frowned slightly. In the Genshin Impact he knew, three-stars were always weapons, but the types of three-star items in his current gacha seemed to include everything. It was basically a grand raffle of miscellaneous junk.

Guess what Wu Wanghai found among the newly pulled three-star items?

Three-star item: Black folding umbrella.

"Ah!!!" Wu Wanghai was going crazy. Two thousand Mora had gone to waste.

The rest were all everyday items. There was even soap.

He would not introduce them one by one. They were tasteless to keep, yet a pity to throw away.

The things here could all be bought in Teyvat with Mora, but each of his pulls cost 160 PrimogemsPrimogems!!!

Wu Wanghai calmed himself and recalled the banner probability details he had just read.

Hoo, hoo. I'll just treat it as building pity. At least the ninety-pull guaranteed gold mechanism is still here, though there's no such thing as a guaranteed featured item.

After all, gold was gold. Without targeted pulls, he could never lose the fifty-fifty!!!

But speaking of which... although only one four-star purple item had appeared this time, it was incredibly useful. It was a skill card.

Four-star item obtained: Passive Skill Card [Dual-Wielding Weapons (Unique) (Bound)]: Upon use, gain the passive skill of dual-wielding weapons. (You can receive the full bonuses provided by the attributes of two weapons. Note: Limited to two weapons that can each be held in one hand.)

"Holy shit, holy shit!!" Wu Wanghai looked at this overwhelmingly powerful skill card that was only four-star and practically dropped to his knees.

Even the four-star pool had items this incredible?

Then this was absolutely not a loss. He was about to take off!

This was a lucky round. He could rely entirely on weapons for stat boosts now. One could provide Crit Rate, while the other provided Crit Damage.

Besides that universal combination, once his Crit Rate was high enough, he could have one weapon provide Energy Recharge or Attack Percentage instead.

Thinking about it, besides one-handed swords, what other weapons could he equip...

Wu Wanghai was suddenly startled. No matter how he thought about it, it seemed like only one-handed swords would work.

Two-handed greatswords, catalysts, bows, polearms. None of them seemed capable of triggering the dual-wielding skill.

No, this was not a game. He was not restricted to only those few weapon types anymore.

As for that, Wu Wanghai decided he would wait until he obtained new weapons. For now, the optimal choice was still dual one-handed swords.

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