Furina: I Hereby Permit You to Be My Dog!

What did Furina mean by that? Could it really be a world bubble?...

"Ahem, what a god knows far exceeds your imagination! What you described is merely one corner of this world. There's no need to be confused—after all, even I, as a god, wouldn't dare claim to have seen and understood the entire world." Furina showed no panic whatsoever in the face of Wu Wanghai's doubts.

"To be fair, that's true." Wu Wanghai nodded in response.

After that, the scene fell silent for a while.

"And then?" Furina leisurely picked up a green cake from the table and took a bite.

Seeing Wu Wanghai looking at her, she could not help asking, "Want one?"

"Then I won't hold back!" Wu Wanghai unceremoniously pulled over a chair, then picked up the green cake Furina had just taken a small bite from.

The abyssal maw activated. "Nom nom~"

!!! Furina stared as Wu Wanghai stuffed the entire cake into his mouth in one bite, her eyes going wide.

That was a cake I'd eaten! And it was the first time she had seen someone dare eat something she had already eaten right in front of her. She had clearly only been polite.

"It tastes really good!" Wu Wanghai nodded. As expected of a dessert Furina was willing to serve—it tasted great.

Furina conjured a new cake out of thin air and placed it on the table.

"Glug glug~" Wu Wanghai simultaneously picked up the teacup beside him and drained it in one go.

The warm black tea was delicious too.

After freezing for a moment, Furina conjured another teapot and filled the cup Wu Wanghai had drunk from with black tea.

"Thanks." Wu Wanghai politely replied, then continued, "Ahem, honestly, in our world, we call people we especially like 'wife.' Back then, I really, really just said it casually to express how excited I was about transmigrating to Fontaine. Even though I never got to play it, I was about to see Focalors with my own eyes."

"Casually!? Your idea of saying something casually is letting everyone hear it?" Clearly, even Wu Wanghai could hear the embarrassment and irritation in Furina's tone.

"And what did you mean by 'even though I never got to play it'?"

Ugh, so annoying. Sure enough, transmigrators always gave themselves away by talking too much. One thing led to another, and those "natives" could always find something strange in what he said about them.

"I mean, dolls! You've seen figurines before, right?"

"Dolls and figurines... We don't really have those in Fontaine. I've heard they're popular in Inazuma and Liyue. The people of Fontaine prefer mechanical clockwork models." Furina pondered.

"Spare me! It really was an accident. I really, really like you! Otherwise, I wouldn't have used a loudspeaker to say Focalors is my wife, and that I'm Focalors's dog."

Actually, Wu Wanghai felt it had something to do with the location. If he had first appeared in Inazuma, the heroine would definitely have been Kamisato Ayaka instead.

I am a nimble dog from the mountains!

"Hey! Why are you saying it again?" Even with no one around, Furina was still incredibly embarrassed upon hearing those two lines.

"You're not allowed to say that again! Becoming your wife is impossible—I'm a god!"

No! I want to make you my wife! This is basically a rejection of my confession. She rejected me once in front of everyone, and now she's rejecting me again in private. This hurts so much. I'm about to get depressed.

"Waaah, waaah!" Having suffered a huge blow, Wu Wanghai transformed into a whimpering little creature and looked pitifully at Furina.

It was Furina's first time being attacked by a whimpering little creature. Soft-hearted as she was, she did not immediately strike him down with a heavy punch. "Alright, alright. Didn't you also want to be my dog? Then I hereby permit you to be my dog. Is that enough?"

"Wow! Fufu, are you an angel? This is amazing! I love you to death!" Wu Wanghai's heart melted. How could there be such a wonderful person? As expected of a goddess from a fictional world—she was absolutely perfect.

Furina could not quite withstand Wu Wanghai's enthusiastic assault. Even the fans a huge celebrity met were not like this. "Hey~!... Stop saying that!"

Of course Furina would never encounter someone like Wu Wanghai. After all, she was also Fontaine's god.

Who would dare rush her like that? Only celebrities who were ordinary people, like Barbara next door, would have people daring to charge at them so bluntly. Right, Albert!

Albert: Exactly, exactly! Barbara is so worth charging for! Everyone, charge with me!

Ah, so Albert played this wild and this pervertedly?

Albert: ???

Furina felt she had to lay down some rules for her "dog." Otherwise, who knew what outrageous things he would do or what outrageous words he would say next.

"Ahem, first of all, you're not allowed to call me Fufu anymore! What kind of form of address is that? It's far too, too intimate. I'm a god! Calling me Fufu in front of everyone is far too improper."

"Okay, Fufu, I understand, Fufu!" Wu Wanghai began his classic mechanical response.

"No! You, you have to call me Lady Furina!" Furina was getting angry.

"Okay, Fufu, I understand, Fufu!!!"

"Ah!..."

After an inexplicable amount of time...

Wu Wanghai was currently slumped on the floor. The hat he had bought had fallen off somewhere, and he had no idea which direction it had gone.

Covering his reddened cheeks, Wu Wanghai looked at Furina, who had returned to her throne and was striking a victorious pose with one hand on her hip.

Oh my, I never expected this! I really never expected it! So Fontaine's god was actually like this... Sob, I don't dare fight back. Damn it, am I the kind of person who lets others bully me? Just wait...

"Ahem." Furina made a prompting sound.

"Furina... Master." Wu Wanghai lowered his head.

"Hm? Is someone talking?" Furina tilted her ear.

Wu Wanghai stood up, tidied his appearance slightly, and walked before Furina's throne.

Furina slightly raised her head to look at Wu Wanghai, who was now right in front of her, and suddenly grew nervous. Had I gone too far just now? What if he... What should I do!

He placed both hands on the throne, trapping Furina within it with his entire body.

"Y-you, what are you doing?" Furina watched helplessly as she was trapped, growing even more nervous.

Wu Wanghai lowered his head, leaned close to Furina's ear, and softly whispered in a voice that tried to sound alluring, "My master~ What are your orders?"

"Eek!" Furina jumped in fright.

Afterward...

"In the end, Furina still agreed that I could call her Fufu in private, but outside, I had to call her Master Furina. All in all, it was my victory!"

"What are you muttering about? They're about to catch up again, run!" Furina spotted people in the distance pointing in their direction. Then more people emerged from around the corner, so she quickly grabbed Wu Wanghai's hand and ran.

As expected of Fontaine's biggest star, her ability to escape being surrounded by crowds was no joke.

They ran around countless places in a short time, spinning Wu Wanghai so dizzy that they finally managed to shake everyone off.

"Why do you run so slowly? At the start, we almost got blocked off. Good thing I was more skilled and got us away." Furina let go of Wu Wanghai, looking as though she hated that he could not live up to expectations. She had not expected his stamina to be so poor.

"I couldn't help it. My stamina bar is too short, and I'm only level one. I'm really weak, okay?" Thinking of the attributes he had seen last night in the luxury villa room Furina had kindly provided made Wu Wanghai feel a little miserable.

Stamina: 1/60 (Every ten levels gained increases stamina by 20 points)

It really capped my stamina at 9 × 20, huh? 60 + 180. Isn't that still only 240 at most!!

Still, stamina drained very slowly here. Even so, he could not endure Furina dragging him along at a run. As expected of a god!