Slanderous Accusations

(Brain Storage)

"Can I get a photo with you?"

Lin Yiyi was happily chomping on the Orleans chicken drumstick in his hand when he heard a soft, sweet girl's voice beside him.

He turned and saw a cute little girl standing next to Yae Miko, who was eating with exceptional poise and elegance.

She was around five feet tall and very thin.

Yae Miko turned to look at Lin Yiyi, with a few traces of grease still at the corners of her mouth.

How was she supposed to know what "collecting stamps" meant?

Lin Yiyi hurriedly finished the drumstick, casually wiped his mouth with a napkin, and said, "You mean taking a photo together? Of course."

He then showed Miko what to do.

Yae Miko put on a mischievous expression, leaving behind the world's first group photo.

"Ei, Ei, can we take a picture together?"

Then she ran over to Ei on Lin Yiyi's left.

Although Ei was rather puzzled by the extra suffix suddenly attached to her name, it did not seem derogatory, so she did not ask about it.

She smiled faintly and, like Yae Miko, left behind the world's first photograph.

"Thank you, teachers! Your cosplay is so accurate! You're both so beautiful!"

Ei and Yae Miko exchanged glances, and the latter replied,

"You're a very cute little thing too."

"If you have the chance, come visit our shrine sometime."

"Have this big brother take you there—"

"Cough, cough, cough! Um, Miko, I choked a little. Pass me the Coke!"

Lin Yiyi sensed something was wrong and quickly cut Yae Miko off.

"Um, don't take what she just said seriously. I'm not taking you anywhere."

But the little girl was not paying any attention to Lin Yiyi at all.

"Wow, even your voices are so accurate! Oh my god, oh my god, you're seriously amazing!"

Then the girl shyly ran away.

"Miko, only I can invite you two over here in this world, so don't let certain things slip out."

Lin Yiyi took a sip of Coke and gave her a reminder.

Yae Miko blinked her violet eyes and nodded. Then, with Lin Yiyi between her and Ei, she started chatting with Ei again.

During that time, Lin Yiyi briefly explained cosplay-related knowledge to the two of them.

"Where are we going next?" Ei wiped her mouth clean and asked.

Lin Yiyi sighed. "Let's buy some clothes from this world first."

It seemed that every time they came here, Lin Yiyi inevitably had to spend money on them and buy them clothes, reducing how recognizable they were so people would not talk.

They soon arrived at a nearby clothing store. Ei and Yae Miko went in first, while Lin Yiyi reminded them that they did not need to change their hair.

When they came back out, even Lin Yiyi, a Taoist disciple untouched by worldly matters, could not help but have his eyes light up.

As expected of mature beauties. They really had incredible presence!

Ei had changed into a white short-sleeved shirt as an inner layer, outlining her impressive figure, with a black jacket over it. Her thigh-high stockings and leather boots had also been replaced by dazzling long bare legs and a pair of black high heels.

As for Yae Miko, she wore a white shirt with a gray trench coat over it, though it was much shorter than Lin Yiyi's.

The two stood before a full-length mirror, examining themselves. They seemed very satisfied with the clothes here.

The other people in the clothing store all looked their way. The quality was simply too high.

Where else could they encounter such breathtaking, top-tier beauties?

Those legs, those figures—they were perfect!

After Lin Yiyi scanned the code and paid, he led the two of them away.

As Lin Yiyi looked at them, he suddenly noticed that both Ei and Yae Miko had empty hands, so he asked curiously,

"Where are your own clothes?"

The newly refreshed goddesses looked at the young man. Ei folded her arms and said,

"Clothes are merely an outward appearance. As gods, we can naturally store them easily within our own spaces."

"Namely, the Plane of Euthymia."

Yae Miko said with a smile, "As a fox immortal, I naturally have secret arts for hiding my belongings."

Lin Yiyi nodded. He had only learned today that the two of them could do something so impressive.

"Where are we going next?"

Ei stared blankly at Lin Yiyi before speaking.

The young man was somewhat lost as well. His journey had no destination; he was merely searching for meaningful things along an endless road.

"I don't know either."

Yae Miko and Ei exchanged glances. They did not know much about this world either and had no idea what suggestions would be best.

"But there's a convention the day after tomorrow. Let's find somewhere to stay first."

The young man took out his phone and searched for hotels near the sports center, then hailed a taxi and took the two of them to their destination.

"What is wrong with this room of yours? Why are there weird noises every night?"

"Is someone hiding in the walls and eavesdropping?"

"Explain yourselves right now, or I'm calling the police!"

The moment the three entered the hotel, they saw a woman chattering nonstop as she argued with the staff at the front desk.

"We are deeply sorry, ma'am. We are still investigating the exact cause and will give you an answer as soon as possible."

"Please forgive us for the inconvenience."

Despite the employee's extremely humble attitude, the sharp-tongued woman continued speaking in a sarcastic, spiteful tone.

"You call this some high-end hotel? You just want to spy on people's privacy, don't you?"

"Refund my room and compensate me immediately, or sooner or later, I'll make sure you lose everything!"

Lin Yiyi and the other two stood to one side. Seeing the curious looks around them, the young man did not know what to say.

But there was more than one receptionist. Another employee politely asked,

"Hello, are the three of you checking in?"

"Yes."

"There are still plenty of vacant rooms. May I ask what kind you prefer—"

"We'll take the room that lady is checking out of."

"Certainly—ah?"

Lin Yiyi took out his ID. "Some people are ignorant. You can't blame them for it."

"This hotel made it clear in its advertisements that the walls are completely solid. How could anyone possibly fit inside?"

"Don't look at me like that. I just want to book a hotel room."

"But that room only has one double bed. There are three of you...?"

"...That was careless of me."

Yae Miko covered her mouth and smiled. Even Ei could not help suppressing a laugh.

Served you right for showing off. Now you have nowhere to sleep, huh?

"However, there is a single room across the hall. If you do not mind, you can book two rooms, and we can give you a discount. Would that be acceptable?"

"Why does he get a discount? Shouldn't you handle my problem first?"

The woman's face was full of resentment as she began cursing again.

For a moment, neither employee dared to talk back. The customer was always king, and if they received a complaint, they might not even be able to keep their jobs.

"Hey, old lady, words alone don't prove anything. Just because you say so, that makes it true?"

"Got any evidence?"