Hogwarts: The Innately Evil Black Brat
Chapter 117

Fishing for Voldemort

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The day before school started, Oren rushed to find the two old men.

With no one in the office, he went to the small world again.

Oren asked, "Nicolas Flamel, what are you doing here, you old geezer?"

Nicolas Flamel...

"I'm waiting for Mr. Scamander; he's bringing some Fantastic Beasts."

Oren quickly calculated and said, "Another old man like Deng Ha. I can just imagine how happy he'll be after learning this amazing teleportation technique."

"Yes, now he can travel all over the world again without worrying about Anti-Apparition Jinx arrays or inspections."

"The environment here is getting better and better," Oren said, considerately turning over a turtle that was looking at him.

"By the way, Super Old Deng, is the terrain here the same as in the real world?"

Nicolas Flamel...

"It's the same world map as the Muggle ', except for some lands where wizards have hidden."

Oren nodded, then asked where the two clueless old men had gone. After getting their address, he immediately opened a portal to capture them.

Père Lachaise Cemetery.

"You two old men are here to raid tombs? There aren't enough tombs in England for you to raid?"

Grindelwald covered his nose and said, "Kid, what the hell are you holding? It smells awful!"

"Oh~ I accidentally ended up in a tropical rainforest, and grabbed a durian while I was at it."

Grindelwald...

Dumbledore explained, "We're here to find clues about the Horcrux."

"Do you think I'm that easy to fool, Principal?"

Dumbledore...

"You'd better hurry back. There's a lot of work waiting for you. The Giant have made their decision, and you'd better take a look."

Grindelwald frowned. "Have the Giant sided with the Death Eaters?"

Oren shook his head. "After several leaders died... the Giant ran away."

The two old men climbed...

Back at the castle, Oren summoned Rita Skeeter and instructed her, "Write an article saying that the You-Know-Who is actually a Mudblood."

Rita Skeeter!!!

Are you worried that You-Know-Who will come knocking on your door and cast Killing Curse on you someday?

Rita Skeeter nodded frantically.

"If you don't write it, I'll unleash Fiendfyre on you right now."

Will, standing to the side, had already drawn his wand, eager to try it out.

Rita Skeeter: Spicy!

Having arranged everything, Oren clapped his hands and said, "OK, everything's ready, just waiting for school to start."

On the first day of school, the twins opened the car door in a strange manner and invited the Prefect to get in, which Ron readily accepted.

The magical car headed towards King's Cross Station. On board, Harry complained, "Aren't we there yet? I think we've been going around in circles for ages!"

Oren nodded. "That's right, it's fishing. We'll see if the You-Know-Who takes the bait."

Ron exclaimed, "We're bait? Isn't that dangerous?"

"Don't worry, Ron, I've brought nearly three hundred axemen to lie in ambush around here, Headmaster Dumbledore is also there."

Hermione said, "Is everyone in the castle here?"

"That's right. As long as the You-Know-Who dares to come, I can show him what it means to win the first battle and determine the fate of the world."

Hermione rubbed her Prefect Badge and commanded, "Oren, you're sitting sloppily. In the name of the Prefect, I order you to sit properly!"

"You have some nerve, Hermione! You're a female Prefect, how dare you order around people in my male dorm? Ron, can you tolerate this?"

"I'm too tolerant! If I offend Hermione, who am I supposed to refer to for my homework from now on?"

Oren asked, "So, Ron, have you finished your homework?"

Ron!!!

Everyone...

After circling around a few more times, the group boarded the Hogwarts Express in time.

Inside the private room Oren complained, "I even had Rita Skeeter say You-Know-Who is Mudblood, this old turtle really knows how to hold back!"

Hermione said with a strange expression, "Is the You-Know-Who going to Rita Skeeter instead?"

"That can't be..., right?" Oren waved his hand. "Well, I'm not at a loss either. It just means Rita Skeeter was right; the You-Know-Who is panicking."

Hermione...

Harry said, "Tsk tsk tsk, I'm already a pariah before school even starts. It's really hard to get used to."

Oren quipped, "Dude, you've really developed a thick skin!"

Harry...

Ron continued doing his homework without looking up, determined to finish it before the train arrived at the station.

Everyone exclaimed, "This is truly a race against time!"

Ron...

"Stop writing, we need to go to the Prefect' box, we still have patrol duties later," Hermione reminded her.

Hermione dragged a despairing Ron away. The twins sighed; after all, he was their brother. They picked up quills and began helping Ron with his homework.

A moment later, two more people entered the private room. Oren exclaimed in surprise, "You're that...?"

George replied, "Luna Lovegood."

Fred said, "He was even used as Snape."

George: "Yeah, I heard they even got a 7-day Snape detention pass later on."

Oren...

"You're making me feel a little embarrassed."

Luna took out a book the Quibbler" and started reading it, laughing as she went.

Oren gestured to Ginny to go check if she was having an attack.

Ginny laughed and said, "The magazine said Fudge is going to turn the Gringotts Goblin into pies and eat them."

"Ugh~" Oren complained, "That's too barbaric. If you ask me, we should just bury the Goblin in the ground to compost, and then let them eat crops. That would be so much more elegant."

"Elegant" n

Luna's sleepwalking voice rang out, "Perhaps you could submit your work to 'The Quibbler the Grain,' my father is the editor-in-chief."

Oren curled his lip. "I'm the biggest shareholder of this the Quibbler; that fat Will was sent by me."

Luna...

Everyone...

Hermione and Ron opened the car door, and the twins scoffed, "Isn't this our little brother Ron? He's got all that swagger now that he's Prefect."

Oren chimed in, "Yes, that's what a real man should be like."

Ron...

As soon as the train arrived at the station and the group stepped onto the platform, Cho Chang ran up to Oren and asked how Cedric Diggory was doing.

"Don't worry, Cedric Diggory is doing very well. Will said he'll even help him improve."

Within the small world.

Hagrid said, "Don't worry, my brother has a very good temper and won't attack anyone~ Ahhh~"

Cedric Diggory exclaimed, "Hagrid got thrown out?!"

Will: "It might fly a few miles; we'd better get out of here if we don't want to fly with Giant Airlines."

"Will, you're right. Hagrid should do the work of delivering food to the Giant himself."

"Cedric Diggory, remember to remind me later to tell the elders of the the Saints to look for Hagrid. As colleagues, I've done more than enough."

The two hadn't run far when Cedric Diggory was grabbed by the Giant Grawp and thrown away.

"Cedric Diggory, rest in peace. I'll visit your grave next year on this day." With his teammate's sacrifice, Will successfully escaped the forest.

An hour later, the search and rescue team found the two people by the lake.

Hagrid spat out a mouthful of water and a few small fish, saying, "My brother was just playing with me."

"Skipping stones, right?" Cedric Diggory said weakly. "I feel like I have a broken rib."

Will said, "It's a good thing I brought the team doctor, otherwise I don't know how you guys would have gotten your injuries treated."

Hagrid: "That old witch!"

Cedric Diggory: "That veterinarian!"

"We want to see Madam Pomfrey!"

Will complained, "This is the middle of nowhere, how am I supposed to notify Madam Pomfrey? The vet isn't the team doctor, so treatment will be quick. Just bear with it, okay?"

"No!" (voiced hoarsely)

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