Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track Could Dodge Any Attack, But Not Kisses Offered by Beauties

[Tang San had indeed charged forward without regard for his own safety, but had he gone mad with love to the point of losing his mind? Not necessarily...]

[A mere three-ring Soul Master chasing a hundred-thousand-year Titan Giant Ape with nothing but his flesh and blood—across the entire world of Soul Masters, that was an absolutely ridiculous joke.]

[Sure enough, Tang San had not chased for long before his strength gave out. Just then, the protagonist's second cheat arrived: a thousand-year soul beast, Tang San's benefactor, a martyr to its entire family, a thousand-year Man Faced Demon Spider, came knocking.]

[At that point, Tang San was no longer in a hurry to chase. He found an excuse that he had no strength left to continue, calmly gave up pursuing the Titan Giant Ape, and ultimately killed the Man Faced Demon Spider by sheer luck.]

[You're right, but the protagonist just happened to have no strength left. So what if he luckily killed the Man Faced Demon Spider and stopped to absorb its Spirit Ring?]

[Xiao Wu had merely been taken away by the Titan Giant Ape, not killed. Couldn't he wait a little? Was she really that delicate? (doge)]

[Did Tang San ever consider that, in the time he wasted, if Xiao Wu hadn't known the Titan Giant Ape, she would have long since been steamed, braised, and stir-fried...]

[What was even more ironic came afterward. After the Man Faced Demon Spider was killed, Meng Shu, the Dragon Duke, came chasing after it all the way and finally caught up.]

[An eight-ring Soul Douluo and a six-ring Soul Emperor, the Unrivaled Dragon Snake, renowned throughout the martial world and even possessing a Martial Soul Fusion Skill, actually let a two-thousand-year Man Faced Demon Spider get away?]

[More importantly, these two veteran Soul Masters could not even identify the Man Faced Demon Spider's age. A two-thousand-year Spirit Ring was simply not something a fragile Soul Master like Meng Yiran could absorb.]

[Later, Zhao Wuji and the others arrived, yet Tang San still had the mood to make a bet with Meng Yiran, someone else's granddaughter, and ultimately win the little beauty's heart.]

[With Oscar taking the lead in egging them on, Meng Yiran, who had lost the bet, shyly planted a fragrant kiss on his cheek.]

[As for Xiao Wu, I suppose she wasn't crying and throwing a tantrum in some unknown corner, right?]

[You weren't in a hurry, were you?]

[You're right, Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track was said to be the fastest movement technique under heaven. It could dodge any attack, but it could not dodge proactive kisses from all kinds of beauties.]

[Back then, every word he spoke rang with conviction. He constantly proclaimed his love for Xiao Wu and swore before everyone that anyone who dared bully Xiao Wu would have to step over his corpse first.]

[And what happened? He did not dodge Meng Yiran's kiss, Huo Wu's kiss, or Ning Rongrong's kiss...]

[During the Sea God's Nine Trials, he did not dodge Zhu Zhuqing's kiss either. And Ning Rongrong, uh... kissed him again...]

[What an utterly hypocritical two-faced bastard!]

[You're right, but being a man was only natural. Tang San had merely made the mistake every man would make. Couldn't he just apologize afterward?]

[After all, Xiao Wu was going to be one of the Shrek Seven Monsters for the rest of her life. If you wanted life to go smoothly, there had to be a little green on your head now and then.]

[Besides, Xiao Wu did not mind. She watched Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong offer their kisses with her own eyes...]

[Uh, no, wait. Had Xiao Wu been revived at that time? It seemed she had... Let's set that aside for now. Anyway, Xiao Wu herself did not object.]

[Even the girlfriend involved did not object, so we mere passersby should stop forcing criticism. Let's quietly watch the drama and silently leave behind a basket of vegetables and rotten eggs.]

[Although I am not exactly a pure-love kind of person, I would not dodge either. But we could kiss openly and honestly—hugging beauties on both sides and kissing until our lips went numb would be fine.]

[I have always believed in one saying: a gentleman's love of food and beauty is human nature.]

[So when you encounter a beauty, one glance is respect. Keep looking, and keep respecting!]

[We've already transmigrated to Romance Continent. If we don't marry seven or eight, even ten wives, would that do justice to the performance of the truck driver—uh... to the cheat Mother Earth sent us?!]

Soul Land I Xiao Wu: "..."

Soul Land I Meng Yiran: "How is that the same thing?"

Soul Land I Ning Rongrong: "He... he was different. Tang San gave me immortal herbs. The Nine Treasures Glazed Tile Pagoda was an incredible opportunity, so maybe I got a little too excited?"

Soul Land I Zhu Zhuqing: "Would I do something like that?"

Soul Land I Huo Wu: "Thinking back on it now, I was really stupid! I was so foolish, truly..."

[And when Xiao Wu was safely sent back by the Titan Giant Ape, she saw Tang San intently absorbing the Man Faced Demon Spider's Spirit Ring. Yet she did not harbor the slightest doubt. Was Tang San really that worried?]

[Still, absorbing a Spirit Ring was rather urgent. If he did not do it while it was fresh, the thousand-year Spirit Ring would dissipate once it left the body.]

[Xiao Wu at this stage was practically a natural airhead. She did not understand the evils of human nature at all, the kind of person who would help count the money after being sold.]

[If Tang San had truly been worried about her safety, how could he have calmly absorbed a Spirit Ring?]

[By the time he leisurely finished absorbing the Spirit Ring and headed into the depths of the Star Dou Great Forest, the only thing he might have found would be the Titan Giant Ape's leftover crap.]

[Sigh, all one could say was that this truly was Romance Continent. This continent really did not support idle people...]

[Xiao Wu was just like that. She only needed to be sweet, innocent, and foolish; at crucial moments, she could die for love and sacrifice herself without thinking. Tang San, on the other hand, had to consider things like absorbing Spirit Rings, Invincible Golden Body, and intangibility.]

[It almost made me want to find a soul beast wife too. At least she'd be loyal.]

Soul Land I Xiao Wu: "..."

Soul Land II Xiao Wu: "..."

Soul Land III Xiao Wu: "..."

[Objectively speaking, people could criticize Tang San however they wanted, but the one thing that could not be criticized was his deep love for his wife.]

[Xiao Wu sacrificed herself for him, and her hundred-thousand-year Spirit Ring and spirit bone both went to Tang San. Tang San, meanwhile, never abandoned Xiao Wu. At the very least, after becoming more handsome, he did not seek other pleasures.]

[In order to revive Xiao Wu, Tang San personally shattered the first six hard-won Spirit Rings of his Blue Silver Emperor, crippling more than half his cultivation and gambling away his entire future.]

[During the ultimate battle at Jialing Pass, Tang San was killed by the combined forces of Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue, the two gods. The emptiness in Xiao Wu's eyes that year remained unforgettable even now...]

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[It could be said that Tang San might have been false toward anyone else, but his deep affection and favoritism toward Xiao Wu could never have been fake.]

[But then again, I suddenly understood Gangzi.]

[Back in Soul Hunting Forest, if Tang San's first Spirit Ring had been the ten-year Lone Bamboo, he could have used his first soul skill, Blue Silver Pole Vault, to dodge that disaster.]

[Gangzi's understanding in this matter was at least twenty years ahead of Douluo Continent. Tang San went to school only to get taught by Gangzi again.]

The female leads of the Diary Copy: "Pfft..."

In the silent night, the uncontrollable laughter of countless young girls rang out at some unknown moment.

[Devoted or not, that did not stop me from cursing Tang San, nor did it change Xiao Wu's tragedy.]

[In the era of Douluo Continent IV: Ultimate Douluo, the God Realm returned. By then, Xiao Wu was practically no different from a corpse.]

[She hurriedly glanced at her grandson Tang Xuanyu and granddaughter-in-law Bai Xiuxiu, whom she was meeting again after lifetimes apart, as well as her son Tang Wulin, from whom she had been separated for years. Before she could leave even a single affectionate word, she passed away.]

[At that moment, Tang San, the God King who had already subdued several other God Realms and developed the Douluo God Realm into the Great God Circle, took less than 0.1 seconds after his beloved's death to slit his own throat, abandon his God King position, and follow Xiao Wu away.]

[That utterly unhesitating decision to live and die together was enough to prove Tang San's unconditional favoritism toward Xiao Wu.]

[Of course, setting aside that lens that made even a dog look devoted, was it possible that this was merely an excuse deliberately concocted by that great author to continue writing Douluo Continent V: Rebirth of Tang San?]

[Looking through the Douluo series: Douluo Continent, Douluo Continent: The Legend of the God Realm, Douluo Continent II: The Unrivaled Tang Clan, Douluo Continent: The Tang Clan Heroes, Douluo Continent III: Legend of the Dragon King, Douluo Continent IV: Ultimate Douluo.]

[Every title was grand and majestic, each with its own scope. Yet when it came to the sequel: Douluo Continent V: Rebirth of Tang San?]

[Anyone who could keep a straight face at that title, I would call a straight-face bomb!]