Douluo: Pick Four of Nine at the Start, I Refuse Shrek Academy
Chapter 8

Tang San Becomes a Eunuch, and the Rat Pants Like a Bull as He Prepares to Smash Someone

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"Become your disciple and let you raise me into a god?!"

Listening to Yu Xiaogang's words, Ye Han could barely keep it together.

"No, seriously, who gave you the nerve to say that?!"

"Our Martial Souls even share the same origin? You useless, farting pig—what makes you worthy?!"

Seeing him refuse, Yu Xiaogang immediately lost his temper and flushed red with rage.

"This Master tells you: there are no useless Martial Souls, only useless soul masters!"

"Even if our Martial Souls truly do not share the same origin, and even if your Martial Soul is truly better than mine!"

"Without the guidance of a qualified mentor, if you head in the wrong direction in your future cultivation, you will still be useless!"

"And my, Yu Xiaogang's, theories are unrivaled across the continent. Become my disciple, and I can give you the most correct cultivation!"

Here it came, here it came!

The asshole's most classic line was here!

"HAHAHAHAHA!"

At last, Ye Han broke again and could no longer hold it in.

Who could possibly hold it in? Even Bear Bro, the Patron Saint of Keeping a Straight Face, could not endure this!

"What are you laughing at?!!"

Feeling slighted, Yu Xiaogang grew even redder with rage.

"What else could I laugh at besides your stupidity?!"

Ye Han composed himself and fired back without mercy.

"You said, 'There are no useless Martial Souls, only useless soul masters'? Take a look at yourself first!"

"You did not even reach rank thirty before turning fifty. With one sentence, you cursed yourself twice!"

"You contradict yourself and cannot even lead by example, yet you want me to take you as my master? Are you worthy?!"

The entire place fell silent at first.

Then whispers rose.

That actually seemed completely right.

"You! How dare you!!"

Yu Xiaogang completely snapped, pointing at Ye Han and berating him furiously.

"Leaving the facts aside, I am still the continent's publicly recognized number one Martial Soul theory master. Am I not worthy of becoming your master?!"

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Here it came again.

That line about being a "publicly recognized master" again!

Ye Han had completely had enough of this guy and exposed him on the spot.

"If we are leaving the facts aside, then what the hell is there to talk about?!"

"What kind of bullshit master are you? You are just a fraud who plagiarized theories to deceive the world and steal a reputation!"

"Plagiarism would have been bad enough, but you even mixed in your own garbage and changed it into complete nonsense!"

"If you were truly capable, why have none of the major powers come to recruit you? Why are you loafing around here, eating and waiting to die?!"

With every sentence, Yu Xiaogang's heart convulsed painfully.

"You! You, you, you... Pfft!!"

At last, Yu Xiaogang was so enraged that blood rushed to his heart. He spat out a mouthful of blood and collapsed to the ground.

Yet he did not pass out. He clutched his chest tightly and glared at Ye Han, too furious to speak.

"Teacher!!"

Tang San, who had fallen in the distance, saw this and his eyes nearly split apart.

He scrambled to his feet, staring venomously at Ye Han.

Not only had this man humiliated his teacher in public, he even wanted to take Xiao Wu away!

This was simply intolerable!!

"Tch. Keep suffering from your Down syndrome over there. I will not be keeping you company."

Ye Han could not even be bothered with him. He turned to leave.

But in the instant he turned around...

"You have chosen death!!!"

Tang San roared and sharply flicked his wrist.

"Tang Sect hidden weapon, Silent Sleeve Arrow!!!"

A glint of cold light shot from his sleeve, striking straight for Ye Han's back.

"Ye Han, watch out!"

Ye Guyi was just about to raise her hand and block it.

Ye Han abruptly turned around. The Golden Dragon appeared at once, and he swung a dragon claw.

"Return it to you the same way you sent it to me!!"

Clang!!

The sleeve arrow was slapped away by the dragon claw and flew back even faster than before.

"What?!"

Tang San was startled, then curled his lips into a disdainful sneer.

"Using my hidden weapon against me? Ridiculous! Watch my Mysterious Jade Hands!!"

His Mysterious Jade Hands activated in an instant as he prepared to catch the returning sleeve arrow.

But at that moment—

Whoosh—!

A fierce gust suddenly swept over, blowing the sleeve arrow downward.

The sleeve arrow, which Tang San had nearly caught, now shot straight toward his manhood.

"Not good!"

Tang San sensed something was wrong and hurriedly tried to move his hand to protect himself.

But it had all happened too suddenly. There was simply no time.

Pfft!!!

In the next instant, the sleeve arrow precisely severed Tang San's manhood.

"Aaahhhhh! My cock!!!"

Overwhelming pain struck him, and Tang San instantly crumpled to the ground, curling into a ball.

He clutched his blood-soaked crotch and let out wails like a pig being slaughtered.

In the end, he fainted on the spot!!

His family jewels were gone!!

"Hiss!!"

The entire crowd inhaled sharply in perfect unison.

Everyone felt a chill between their legs and instinctively covered themselves.

"No! Xiao San!!"

Xiao Wu screamed and desperately struggled to get to him, but she was held tightly in place.

"Xiao San!!"

Yu Xiaogang screamed even more crazily as he crawled over.

This was his only hope of proving his theories!

Not to mention, this was Tang Hao's son!!

"This..."

Ye Han and Ye Guyi were both stunned.

They had never expected this outcome.

"Pfft... Hahahahahaha!"

After coming back to his senses, Ye Han completely lost it.

"You used a hidden weapon to launch a sneak attack from behind. You brought this on yourself!"

"Spend the rest of your life suffering as a rootless man!!"

But in the next second, Ye Han's heart skipped a beat.

This was bad!

Now that he had made that little bastard like this, Tang Hao, that rat, would definitely go insane!

Sure enough, Ye Guyi immediately sensed a sharp killing intent.

"Ye Han, we need to go!!"

Without hesitation, she grabbed Ye Han and Xiao Wu and darted toward the depths of the street.

However, after they had only run a short distance and turned a corner—

"You injured my son! Do you think you can escape?!!"

A furious roar erupted as Tang Hao, dressed in black robes, blocked their path.

He clenched his hand, and the Clear Sky Hammer appeared out of thin air as nine rings rose around him.

Yellow, yellow, purple, purple, black, black, black, black, red!!

Rank ninety-three soul power brimming with extreme killing intent swept outward, making the surrounding buildings tremble!

The nearby passersby were terrified and scattered in all directions, afraid of getting caught in the crossfire.

"A Titled Douluo! A Hundred-Thousand-Year Spirit Ring!!"

Xiao Wu was the first to cry out, her eyes full of disbelief.

"He just said his son... Could he be Tang San's father?!"

Tang San's father was a Titled Douluo, so why had he not attacked her?!

Then, in the next instant, an extremely terrible thought flooded Xiao Wu's mind.

Could it be... Tang Hao had discovered her long ago and deliberately had Tang San approach her?!

"This is bad... Sister Guyi!!"

At this point, Ye Han could only place his hopes on her.

Ye Guyi frowned deeply, not daring to let down her guard in the slightest.

She could sense that Tang Hao's aura was unstable. He was clearly carrying old injuries.

But even so, that killing intent and pressure far exceeded the level of rank ninety-six!

As only a rank ninety-one herself, she absolutely could not confront him head-on!

"Ye Han, we are going into the sky!!"

Ye Guyi's gaze sharpened.

The Holy Angel Martial Soul instantly possessed her, and her disguise fell away.

Six holy golden wings suddenly unfurled from her back as she shot into the sky at top speed!

"The Six-Winged Angel Martial Soul! Martial Soul Hall!"

Xiao Wu's pupils contracted as she cried out in shock.

"AAAAAAAHHHHH! Martial Soul Hall!!!"

Tang Hao instantly flew into a rage as well, throwing back his head and roaring madly at the sky.

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