The Whole Crowd Burst Into Laughter

The majority of those present were girls: Xiao Xiao, Wang Dong'er, Wang Qiu'er, Jiang Nannan, Zhang Lexuan, Ning Tian, and Wu Feng.

These women were all stunning beauties, flawless in every way. No matter which one he was assigned to, Xu Sanshi felt incredibly lucky.

Even Wu Feng is a top-tier beauty; although she may not be as stunning as the others, the difference isn't significant.

Wu Feng is quite handsome, but so what if he doesn't like men and prefers women?

As long as Wu Feng is a woman, then it's fine, right?

There were only three boys: Huo Yuhao, Bei Bei, He Caitou.

No matter how you calculate it, the chances of drawing a girl are higher. You won't lose out no matter who you draw; it's like a windfall.

He secretly straightened his collar, smoothed the stray hairs from his forehead, and even pursed his lips at the air, striking what he considered his most dashing pose.

According to the rules of Heaven-and-Earth Valley of Love Inquiry, as long as you honestly complete the tasks on the spinning wheel, the difficulty of the second Great Adventure level will be reduced by one level.

But if you dare to cheat or fail to complete the task, you will be forcibly thrown into the Deep Adventure zone, where the death rate is frighteningly high; basically, once you go in, you can forget about coming out alive.

Xu Sanshi rubbed his hands together, waiting expectantly for the system to match the item.

A soft white light shone from the center of the turntable, swirling among the crowd.

Xu Sanshi's eyes followed the white light, and his heart skipped a beat.

The white light flickered for more than ten seconds, then gradually slowed down, finally coming to a steady stop on a person.

Xu Sanshi looked in the direction of the white light, and the smile on his face instantly froze, his whole body stiffening like a wooden statue.

The one bathed in white light wasn't any of the girls he longed for, but Bei Bei.

Shrek Academy, Female Dormitory.

Upon seeing this, Xiao Xiao clutched her stomach, leaned on the table, and laughed so hard she slapped the table, tears streaming down her face.

"Hahahaha! Xu Sanshi is so unlucky! He was just secretly admiring himself! And then he actually drew Bei Bei! What kind of hellish luck is this!"

Bei Bei also saw the white light on her body, as well as the clear words on the turntable, and she was completely stunned.

He was just suppressing a laugh, feeling relieved that he wasn't the first to suffer, when he turned around and was hit by a white light—and it was such an absurd mission.

Xu Sanshi looked at Bei Bei, his expression even more unpleasant than if he were crying.

He opened his mouth, but couldn't say a word for a long time.

He had calculated everything, but he never expected that the one-in-a-third chance of drawing a boy would actually fall on his head.

"Um... Bei Bei..."

Xu Sanshi chuckled twice, rubbed his hands together, and leaned closer, his tone ingratiating. "You see, this wasn't something I did on purpose; it was a random selection."

"Let's just bear with it, it'll be over in the blink of an eye. Otherwise, if we go into the Deep Adventure zone, we'll both be done for."

"Don't even think about it!"

Like a cat whose tail has been stepped on, Bei Bei instantly bristled.

He jumped back a big step, pointed at Xu Sanshi's nose, and roared, "I'd rather die than have you kiss me! If I hadn't kissed you, at worst I'd have to go to the Deep Adventure zone and have a chance to survive. But if I kissed you, even if I survived, I'd never be able to face anyone for the rest of my life!"

That's not how you say it!

Xu Sanshi panicked and quickly said, "You know what the Deep Adventure Zone is! If ten people go in, one might be lucky to survive!"

What if you die? What will happen to Tang Ya? Who will rescue her from the Holy Spirit Cult? Who will help her recover?

Upon hearing the name Tang Ya, Bei Bei's roar abruptly ceased.

The anger on his face gradually faded, replaced by a violent struggle.

He clenched his fists, his chest heaving violently.

Yes, he can't die.

He hadn't pulled Tang Ya out of the mire, hadn't fulfilled his promise, hadn't given her a stable future—how could he die here?

After a full half minute, Bei Bei slowly loosened her fist, took a deep breath, and closed her eyes, as if she had made a death wish.

"Good."

He forced out a single word through gritted teeth, his voice terribly hoarse. "Just consider it as being nudged by a pig."

Xu Sanshi breathed a long sigh of relief, almost bursting into tears on the spot. "Bei Bei! My good brother! I'll absolutely keep this a secret from everyone!"

As he spoke, he took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and steeled himself to move closer to Bei Bei.

Bei Bei gritted her teeth, tilted her head back slightly, and wore an expression of heroic defiance, even holding her breath.

Everyone around held their breath, their shoulders shaking from trying not to laugh, Huo Yuhao's shoulders trembled like a leaf as he laughed.

Their faces drew closer and closer, the distance shrinking from one meter to half a meter, and then to ten centimeters.

Just as their lips were less than a centimeter away from touching.

"Vomit..."

Xu Sanshi was the first to break down; his stomach churned violently, and he bent over abruptly, vomiting violently.

Almost at the same time, Bei Bei also suddenly opened her eyes, covered her mouth, and rushed behind a nearby rock, vomiting so badly that almost all of her bile came out.

The two of them vomited, bringing up all the dry food and water they had eaten and drunk that morning, until only bile remained. They still couldn't stop dry heaving, their faces growing paler by the day.

Shrek Academy, Inner Court.

After reading this passage from the diary, Ma Xiaotao leaned against the wall and laughed so hard she couldn't straighten up, even the fatigue from her cultivation disappeared.

"Hahahaha! I can't take it anymore, I'm going to laugh myself to death! They were so tough just now, but they threw up like this before they even touched each other! These two clowns are going to kill me with laughter!"

"My god! This is so hilarious! If I were there, I'd probably laugh myself to death! From now on Xu Sanshi and Bei Bei will have to avoid each other when they meet!"

The valley was quiet, save for the sounds of the two men retching.

Ten minutes later, the two finally recovered and collapsed to the ground. They glanced at each other, then turned their heads away at the same time, their stomachs churning again.

Just then, a cold, emotionless voice came from the void, carrying undisguised disdain.

"Mission failed."

As soon as he finished speaking, two beams of pitch-black light descended from the sky, enveloping Xu Sanshi and Bei Bei respectively.

Before the two could even react, they were swept away by the black light and vanished from the hall in an instant.

It's obvious that they were thrown into the most dangerous Deep Adventure zone.

The golden disc slowly dissipated, and the valley returned to tranquility.

The remaining people looked at each other in silence for a few seconds before someone finally couldn't help but laugh out loud. The laughter then spread like a contagious disease, filling the entire valley with a joyful atmosphere.

However, everyone's gaze towards the sky was now filled with vigilance.

Nobody knows who the next golden light will strike, or what even more outrageous task they'll draw.

After all, having passed the first test, they all knew that the bottom line of Heaven-and-Earth Valley of Love Inquiry only ever gets lower, never lower.