Parents with Three Kids / Super Lubricant

[Cong Yu: What about you?]

[Snow Woman: Tomorrow's administrative duties will be handled by my protégé. She volunteered to give it a try, and I just hope she doesn't make any mistakes.]

11:14

[Cong Yu: Tomorrow morning?]

[Snow Woman: Let me ask...]

[Snow Woman: It's probably tomorrow morning. Takemikazuchi wants us to buy him a cell phone. Should we get one for Shuten and Tamamo too?]

[Cong Yu: We bought it together. You've been acting as a messenger for years.]

[Snow Woman: You're right (laughs)]

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"Ah, Snow Woman Maiden doesn't say anything."

"Is that right?"

"Yeah, why aren't they questioning Cong Yu? Cong Yu lives with a magical girl, you know!"

"Yes, yes, we heard it from him ourselves, just like Takemikazuchi!"

As for the two who snitched... and Tamamo, whose huge tail practically filled half the room.

Snow Woman- onna sighed, resting her chin on her hand. "Takemikazuchi, you really seem to thrive on chaos... Also, Cong Yu and I aren't in that kind of relationship!"

"Don't underestimate my intelligence network. Actually, you're the ones who're worried, aren't you!"

As she said this, Snow Woman confidently met the gazes of Shuten and Tamamo, then noticed their eyes shift away.

Chapter 144 Parents with Three Children

Finally, the Wind City faced its closest day to destruction in history.

Because of the thirteen pinnacles of the Monster World, these thirteen Calamity walking on the ground, four of them came to Wind City at the same time.

Including the one who was already in Wind City, there were five people in total.

Don't underestimate these five people; in the Monster World, they are like Oga Tendo Oga the Powerhouse World.

Each of them possesses unique skills, and their fighting spirit and patience are truly astonishing. Their transformed strength will bring unexpected surprises to countless magical girls!

But actually, someone always suggests getting together during Chinese New Year...

There's no need to elaborate on who this "someone" is.

Therefore, although the gathering of the "Five Kings" is enough to cause a stress reaction in the Magical Girl Association, it is not actually that outrageous.

"Cong Yu! Over here!"

The one greeting Cong Yu like that was a woman... Her most striking feature was the numerous, fluffy, and enormous tails behind her, which seemed to blot out the sky.

It occupied almost half of the street.

Then there were her fox ears... No matter how you look at it, she looked like a fox spirit.

Beside her were Snow Woman holding Takemikazuchi, and Shuten as always.

Passersby kept turning their heads to look at the three people, not because they didn't look human, but because...

"Tamamo, Snow Woman... you two should really consider the weather and season before deciding what to wear today."

As Cong Yu walked over, she grumbled, "You two are wearing a turtleneck sweater and a winter coat from North Capital, aren't you going to attract a lot of attention?"

For most people, the current weather already feels like summer.

While it's not quite to the point where wearing a coat would be strange, it's still rather odd to be dressed as thickly as Tamamo and Snow Woman.

Is that so?

Tamamo was somewhat confused, and lazily glanced at the passersby who would subconsciously avoid her tail under her illusion.

Although the illusion concealed their special characteristics, passersby were still curious about their attire.

"Hmm? I see."

The Snow Woman said this as she placed Takemikazuchi on her shoulder and casually smoothed out the wrinkles on Cong Yu's clothes, "I'll remember next time."

Shuten: "..."

Takemikazuchi: "..."

What a natural childhood sweetheart relationship!

"It's alright, I'll just adjust the illusion a little... yawn"

As she said this, Tamamo yawned, and pale purple magic spread outwards again, forming a new illusion barrier.

It distorts color and light, obscures the mind and consciousness, disguises reality and appearance, and alters facts and circumstances.

After that, passersby stopped paying much attention to the five people who looked strange and unusual.

Shuten asked with some curiosity, "May I ask, what do we look like in your illusion?"

"Yes, that's right... Haha..."

Before she could even open her mouth, Tamamo yawned, looking very sleepy. "A normal two women, one man, one child, and one cat."

Takemikazuchi: "!!!"

Cat?

Shuten: "!!!"

Child?

"Why are we considered children?"

In response to Shuten's protest, Tamamo glanced at her, her meaning very clear—you look like a child anyway.

"Wow! Tamamo, we're going to kill you!"

Shuten shouted this, lowered his head, and charged towards Tamamo. However, he was quickly stopped by several fluffy tails.

Then, with a flick of Tamamo's large tail, Shuten flew swiftly toward the roadside convenience store.

Of course, these scenes appear to be normal playful antics from the perspective of passersby.

It might be similar to something like playing around with close female friends.

However, barring any unforeseen circumstances, the convenience store will be instantly destroyed by the Shuten- dōji missile, and the customers inside will suffer severe injuries.

That's what makes them dangerous.

Even a casual, harmless scuffle can easily shatter everything around it... unless someone intervenes.

"Stop fooling around" x2

At the same time, Cong Yu and Snow Woman spoke up. The former blocked the large tail that was about to pursue, while the other gently caught Shuten as he flew backward.

"Don't cause too much damage, Tamamo."

Cong Yu said this, she glanced at the Snow Woman was reprimanding Shuten, and then warned Tamamo, "Otherwise, I won't be able to explain it to the Magical Girl Association."

This piqued her curiosity, and she asked, "We've all heard that you've been 'recognized,' right? What's the story behind that?"

As Tamamo said this...

Takemikazuchi jumped off the Snow Woman's shoulder and then hopped to Cong Yu's feet. "Yeah, although we don't really need the Magical Girl Association's approval, but what exactly is going on?"

Cong Yu thought for a moment and then explained the general situation to the group of people who were looking at him curiously.

First, there's the story of how, when she was short of money to buy necessities, she encountered the Mosquito Monster that flew into her house and Yaochuan Guang.

Just as Cong Yu was about to continue, the others' attention shifted to something strange.

Shuten: "What is money?"

Tamamo: "What does 'lacking money' mean?"

Snow Woman: "Why are you short of money?"

Takemikazuchi: "What are daily necessities?"

"..." Apart from the Snow Woman who was concerned about herself, the other three were obviously just fooling around... but what they said was actually true.

Mount Oe, where Shuten resides, receives its daily necessities "offered" by the people of Kyoto, so it doesn't need money... Tamamo Palace, on the other hand, could never be short of money.

Takemikazuchi is essentially a lightning elemental being; eating is merely a hobby for him, which is why he can roam freely throughout Japan.

"Well, don't worry about the details."

Cong Yu spoke, she flicked each of the three on the forehead, then explained, "You know my original plan, right?"

Shuten Takemikazuchi: "???"

On this point, Snow Woman didn't need to elaborate, and Tamamo was surprisingly clear as well. "Yes, after graduating, go to university, then enter politics... use eccentric methods to eliminate dissidents, and then peacefully become king in Wind City."

Cong Yu nodded, his hands in his pockets. "However, I met an interesting fellow... Magical Girl Azure Sky ☆ Qili."

"She made some efforts for the survival of this country beneath our feet, which unexpectedly accelerated the process of my peaceful rule."

As he said this, Cong Yu paused for a moment, feeling that it was a bit strange for these five people to be listening to him tell stories while they were strolling around the street.

They looked like five unemployed hooligans.

"I know a casino that belongs to the group I work for now... Shall we go get a room, roll some dice, and have a drink?"

Cong Yu made this suggestion, and none of the four objected. In fact, Shuten was overjoyed when he heard about throwing dice and drinking.

However, Tamamo reminded her—

"I need a bigger room, otherwise my tail won't fit... or you could find me a few servants to take care of my tail."

"..."

"A large room shouldn't be a problem, but where am I supposed to find you servants?"

Cong Yu rolled her eyes at her, then slowly led the way, while the other four also strolled along leisurely... picking leaves from the green belt and kicking pebbles on the ground.

They looked like five mischievous children.

And that is what is meant by "king".

"However, there's a junior colleague at that casino that I think is pretty good. He's good at reading people and quite interesting. I'll call him over to pour the drinks."

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Rabbit Man: Ah!!!!!

(Groundhog call)

Chapter 145 Super Lubricant

"Pachinko parlor on the first floor, card and board games on the second... and drinks on the third floor."

As Shuten -Shuten was reciting the words posted on the wall, Cong Yu grabbed her by the corner and lifted her off the counter.

Then, Cong Yu greeted the seemingly bewildered Rabbit Man behind the counter, "Oh... I brought a friend to play."

"..." Rabbit Man: "..."

The Rabbit Man turned pale, glanced at the Snow Woman, then at Shuten and Tamamo... his mouth agape, unsure what to say.

Of course, Takemikazuchi, who was following closely behind Cong Yu, was ignored.

On one hand, from the perspective of the Rabbit Man, he cannot see the smaller-sized Takemikazuchi; on the other hand Takemikazuchi, like Cong Yu, is not exactly a public figure.

Hmm... Public Weird King?

The Rabbit Man, with his chapped lips, didn't know what to say... As a working-class man, what should he say to Lord Cong Yu at a time like this?

Or rather, does Lord Cong Yu wish to ask something?

Ultimately... Lord Cong Yu's friend has a truly terrifying background.

"Truly... truly worthy of being Lord Cong Yu."

Unable to resist saying this, the Rabbit Man tried to ignore the "kings" who were touching and looking around, and asked, "May I ask what your orders are?"

Cong Yu smiled at the Rabbit Man's words and said, "Give us a large room on the third floor, and send over some wine, dice, and dice cups..."

"..." What a mature form of entertainment.