Yao Chuan Guang's Prank

If the strange woman hadn't dodged in time...

"Ugh!!!!"

Okay, so you didn't manage to dodge it... Did you dodge it? If you did.

Now, it's not just a matter of missing limbs anymore; this strange man has now transformed into an inverted triangle.

Apart from the head and chest cavity, there was basically nothing left.

Even so, even as she floated in the water bleeding from all seven orifices, she did not die... but struggled and fell asleep in a daze.

She fell into a sleep like a baby.

However, since the brain and heart are still intact, death is definitely not an option...

"Ah, it's good to be young, you fall asleep so easily."

With these thoughts in mind, Cong Yu controlled the Jormungandr Train to swallow it... of course, not to throw it into the "fuel room" but to place it in the "cabin".

Cong Yu hasn't gotten any information out of him yet...

To be honest, he wasn't very good at interrogation, but in fact, Cong Yu usually didn't need to interrogate people; he only needed to temporarily drain their magic power.

With a simple imprinting of a mark, intelligence can be obtained through peaceful negotiations, just like with a friend.

The prerequisite is to knock them unconscious and then drain their magic.

Hydra Brand isn't a very strong toxin... well, not that it's ineffective, but rather that its use requires specific conditions.

Usually, they only manipulate ordinary humans, or beings that are not much stronger than ordinary people but have a "brain".

This female monster is Boss Level...

It would probably take beating her to the point of near death and unconsciousness, and then a day or two of painstaking effort to implant the Hydra Brand... After that, there would be the risk of her escaping.

Therefore, even if Cong Yu has such abilities, he is still not suitable for missions such as intelligence gathering.

On the one hand, our capabilities are limited; on the other hand...

When asked to carry out actions similar to "espionage," he would typically turn them into "special operations," making them neither espionage nor spying.

It might turn into a solo attack because...

Fighting! So exhilarating!

--Best Friends Divider--

"Is the interrogation over?"

As the Doctor asked this, she, who was combing her hair, reached out to wipe the blood from Cong Yu's cheek. "You're really efficient."

Cong Yu smiled at this, "What interrogation? It's not an interrogation at all... I've already become friends with the leader of the 21st Group. I have the blood of the 21st Group's rabble monsters."

"..." The Doctor paused for a moment. She didn't think someone controlled by the "Hydra Brand" could be called a friend. "You're really fixated on 'friends,' so what's the situation?"

Unfortunately, there was basically no useful information.

"Simply put, the Monster found the leader of the 21st Group and gave her an imperfect ring that could 'convert monster magic into Monster magic.' Then, it made her attracted to the power resulting from the combination of magic."

"Coming to work for the Monster Group... there's nothing of value to be gained besides that."

Cong Yu said, resting her chin on her hand, "The only thing we know is that those Monster need a 'Spirit Vein Nodule,' but we don't know what its significance is."

After saying that, Cong Yu sighed softly, putting the matter of the Monster aside. "Let me help you comb your hair... Also, can I use the bathroom later?"

"..." Doctor:"!!!"

Has it dawned on you?!

Cong Yu: "To avoid the magical girl at home smelling blood when I get home, then I won't have any good excuse."

Doctor:"..."

"Walk slowly!!!"

"Why are you gritting your teeth? It's fine if you don't want to lend it."

"No, I'd love to!"

Chapter 163 Yaochuan Guang's Prank

"Sniff sniff sniff--"

Yaochuan Guang sniffed Cong Yu all over with a suspicious look on his face, like a real little dog, sniffing from east to west.

Then she came to a conclusion--

"Cong Yu- chan has a woman's scent!"

As Yaochuan Guang spoke, he nodded vigorously to show that he hadn't wronged Cong Yu: "I smelled it! It smells nice!"

Cong Yu looked at Yaochuan Guang with a look of disgust, puzzled. "Yaochuan Guang, do you eat fried dough?"

In response to Cong Yu's answer, Yaochuan Guang took Cong Yu's hand and smelled it, then grabbed Cong Yu's clothes and smelled them: "Sniff sniff sniff--"

Then, she put on a serious expression.

Because she felt she could really smell it.

Lantian Zhu: "..."

Looking at Lantian Zhu, who could openly and honestly listen to the Cong Yu, Yaochuan Guang felt a surge of envy... and utter contempt in her heart!

It's so disgusting, she couldn't even bear to look.

"Brother Cong Yu, let me smell it--"

Xiao Cui snuggled into Cong Yu's arms and sniffed, "Hmm... it smells like some kind of shower gel."

Although it's not a woman's scent, but...

How come Cong Yu said she went out with friends and even took a shower at one of their houses? Is this a friend or a girlfriend?!

"No! I must smell it thoroughly!"

Yaochuan Guang crawled onto Cong Yu's stomach and sniffed wildly like a pervert. "Who is that woman? Cong Yu- chan, tell us the truth!"

"..." What a scoundrel!

"Stay away from me..."

Cong Yu felt a little itchy from Yaochuan Guang's rubbing against her, and couldn't help but shrink her neck to avoid it. At the same time, she pressed her hand on Yaochuan Guang's face and pushed her away.

"Aren't you being a little too perceptive? We're just friends, nothing more... don't you understand?"

Cong Yu was saying this, she noticed Yaochuan Guang's disbelief, so she could only make up a lie. "My friend is a scientist, he likes to drink alcohol and coffee, and he was afraid you wouldn't like the smell of alcohol, so he borrowed the bathroom to take a shower."

As Cong Yu spouted this nonsense, she became arrogant and questioned Yaochuan Guang, "It's all for you, Yaochuan Guang! Only I, who am so good to you, would be questioned by you. Anyone else would have abandoned you long ago."

Yaochuan Guang was filled with deep self-blame for this.

"So... so that's how it is. I misunderstood Cong Yu- chan..."

As he said this, Yaochuan Guang blinked, feeling that something was wrong. After thinking for a moment, he suddenly looked up with an expression that said, "I understand."

"Cong Yu- chan, you're manipulating me!"

Amidst Yaochuan Guang's indignation, Lantian Zhu and Xiao Cui simultaneously revealed expressions of shock... Yaochuan Guang was unusually intelligent today.

Women's IQ really does skyrocket when it comes to catching someone cheating.

"Uh-huh."

Cong Yu nodded, looking like a promising student. "However, we are indeed just ordinary friends."

Yaochuan Guang stared at Cong Yu suspiciously, blinking his eyes. He stared at Cong Yu intently for a while before giving up asking further questions.

"Call..."

Cong Yu let out a long sigh of relief and slumped onto the sofa, thinking that she had finally managed to fool him... Yaochuan Guang was such a possessive dog.

Even though their relationship wasn't particularly good, he felt like he was being controlled by his girlfriend.

This must be the adoptive mother I chose.

"Brother Cong Yu, were you thinking something like 'Finally got away with it' just now? Sigh... Sister Yaochuan is such a hassle."

As Xiao Cui said this, she lay down next to Cong Yu, blinking her innocent eyes. "I'm different."

As she spoke, Xiao Cui snuggled up to Cong Yu, then softly lay on his lap. "Because Brother Cong Yu is so nice, Xiao Cui hope everyone will like Brother Cong Yu too."

This is excellent tea, truly excellent tea.

Cong Yu smiled wryly and patted Xiao Cui's head, "Xiao Cui, where did you learn all these things?"

Xiao Cui stuck out her tongue and said, "I saw it on a TV show."

Cong Yu could roughly guess what kind of strange TV series it was.

"For a sixth-grader, your way of thinking is a bit too mature... Just wondering, do you even know where children come from?"

Xiao Cui replied confidently, "Of course! I'll watch it with Sister Blue Sky tonight..."

He was only halfway through his sentence when Lantian Zhu pounced on him and covered his mouth.

"Mmm... mmm..."

"..." Yaochuan Guang: "???"

"What's wrong?"

Yaochuan Guang was a little curious. She looked at Lantian Zhu, who was covered in cold sweat but still had a calm expression, and asked, "Little Lan, what are you watching tonight?"

In response, Lantian Zhu coughed lightly.

"It's nothing... Speaking of which, judging from your attitude, Little Guang, do you even know how children are born?"

Yaochuan Guang immediately revealed a look of disdain.

"Of course I know, Little Lan, do you think I'm some naive and clueless person...? But you're overthinking it, magical girls don't have children."

Indeed, from a species perspective, magical girls are no longer the same as humans... In fact, it could be said that each magical girl is a distinct race. Therefore, there's no need to think about Magical Boy.

Yaochuan Guang: "Because storks don't deliver babies to magical girls."

"..." Cong Yu: "!!!"

Lantian Zhu: "!!!"

Xiao Cui: "!!!"

--

[His Emperor's Left Guardian: Fantastic! Fantastic! Cong Yu, your secret has been exposed! The strange survivor of the 21st Group has complained about you to His Majesty--]

[Your Emperor's Right Guardian: What Little Black said is true.]

[Cong Yu: There were actually some who slipped through the net...]

[Your Emperor's Left Guardian: His Majesty is so happy! He said he'll give you your Xizhilang Jelly.]

[His Emperor's Right Guardian: Little Black is talking nonsense. His Majesty is very angry and accuses you of being "lawless" and "arrogant because of his favor."]

"..." Squatting in the toilet, Cong Yu looked at the chat messages on her hand with some emotion, feeling somewhat fortunate that she hadn't gone to the emperor to talk about the Monster yet.

Otherwise, you might get scolded for half a day.

Cong Yu wasn't too afraid of Miss Chi You, after all, she was tied up and couldn't move, and magic spells couldn't hit her.

However, the emperor's lecturing skills were quite terrifying; he could go on and on with a never-ending stream of insults, sometimes making the emperor question the meaning of life.

Fortunately, Cong Yu had a private relationship with the two protectors, Black-Black and White-White.

[Cong Yu: Thank you so much! I'll bring you apples next time.]

[His Emperor's Right Guardian: Hmm, alright, this is a good opportunity to improve our meals.]

[His Emperor's Left Guardian: Great! I'm getting blisters from eating bamboo every day! Bring me more!]

"..." Speaking of which, Miss Chi You's death anniversary is coming soon... This year, the sixth day of the sixth lunar month is July 8th. I'll go and give her a gift then.

Hopefully, she'll be in a better mood then.

Because Chi You didn't know when she was born, he only knew when she was sealed away.

So Cong Yu has been treating that day as the other person's birthday for now.