Christmas Fireworks Are So Cute

The emperor couldn't help but frown.

"..." Cong Yu paused, then added, or rather corrected, "Perhaps, it could be called waiting in comfort for the enemy to tire themselves out, or waiting for a rabbit to run into a tree stump."

Although Her Majesty was unaware of the idiom "waiting for a rabbit to run into a tree stump" in her time, she frequently surfed the internet.

When it comes to speaking abstractly, he can sometimes be even more abstract than Cong Yu, a time traveler who traveled from 2150 to the present.

Therefore, there is no need to worry about the generation gap between you and her.

It bridged the generation gap of an "era".

After replacing "wait" with "wait at ease for the enemy to tire themselves out," Miss Chi You's expression softened considerably. "Explain yourself..."

"..." Sigh, this kind of boss is such a hassle, and he's also prone to losing his temper. If you don't appease him or try to soothe him, he'll go berserk and hit you.

With this thought lingering in his mind, Cong Yu, having no other options, began to speak simply, "First of all, we have no actual conflict of interest with the Monster."

Or perhaps, in reality, Cong Yu herself doesn't have any particularly significant conflict of interest with the Monster... Although the constant Monster attacks are annoying, they're just annoying.

In reality, the conflict of interest between the Monster and Miss Chi You is quite significant...

After all, they might try to poach talent... but that doesn't stop Cong Yu from saying "we" instead of "I," so it shouldn't be considered a crime of deceiving the emperor, right?

Thinking this, Cong Yu used a cake fork to pick up a strawberry from the cake and reached for Chi.

Miss You's lips.

His response was a dangerous, narrowed gaze from the other person.

"Say it [ah--]"

Chi You: "..."

"Fine, I'll eat it myself then."

As she said this, Cong Yu opened her mouth wide, pretending to want to eat.

Chi You: "..."

But Miss Chi You remained silent, only her eyes grew even more dangerous, as if she were about to kill Cong Yu on the spot.

"Let's get down to business."

Amidst Chi You's chilling words, Cong Yu sighed...

"Secondly, the Monster seem to control their own 'world,' just like my 'train' and your 'Li Township.'"

"Monster are not easy to find, and even if you find one, it seems it can escape at any time, so actively searching for them is a waste of energy."

As she said this, Cong Yu gently twirled the cake fork in her hand, watching Chi You's gaze follow the strawberries.

It wasn't because Chi You particularly wanted to eat...

Instead, Cong Yu was waving things in front of her, which was really an eyesore. Let alone food... even waving a rock would be enough to attract attention.

Unable to bear it any longer, Chi You closed his eyes, wanting to avoid the sight and the trouble.

However, after hearing what Cong Yu said, waiting patiently is the best option.

"Then let's proceed according to..."

Miss Chi You began to speak, and then...

"Waaah..."

Her mouth was immediately filled with cool, sweet strawberries, which made her make strange noises.

Filled with rage, the Monster Emperor opened her eyes, looked at Cong Yu was chuckling and the cake fork in her hand, and viciously swallowed the strawberry in her mouth.

Then, she continued what she hadn't finished saying earlier.

"Then, we'll do it your way."

As he said this, Chi You licked the strawberry juice from the corner of his mouth and stared at Cong Yu: "Next, it's time to settle accounts for your disrespect."

Accompanied by such a sound, dark magic condensed in the air, transforming into spears, halberds, daggers, and scythes, all aimed at Cong Yu.

Ready to go.

"Cong Yu, I will exterminate your entire clan of eighteen hundred!"

The esteemed, Monster Emperor made a pronouncement that seemed to say, "I will exterminate humanity."

Cong Yu: "..."

Run!!!

Chapter 169 Christmas Fireworks Are So Cute

July 12th is an ordinary day, but... from this day forward, students will begin their holiday.

What?! Why isn't the holiday starting on July 15th?!

Since July 12th this year is a Friday, if we take July 14th as the last day of school life, then it's equivalent to going to school on the weekend.

Just kidding, there's no weekend school system here...

Don't underestimate the power of joyful education, kid!

"Ah, we're liberated!"

"Finally, we're liberated..."

"It's holiday time!"

Amidst the cheers of her classmates, Cong Yu nodded in agreement. "Finally, summer vacation has arrived after a long and arduous school year."

Yaochuan Guang expressed his doubts about this.

"But it seems like you take more days off than you go to school, Cong Yu- chan. What's so difficult about it? And since you've been home, I've never seen you studying."

Amidst Yaochuan Guang's questioning, Cong Yu simply smiled, began patting the dog's head with a smile, and didn't say anything more.

The girl sitting to Yaochuan Guang's left heard something bizarre. "Huh? Doesn't Cong Yu study at home?"

Many people thought that Cong Yu was the kind of good student who played on his phone during the day and read books when he got home at night.

Otherwise, why would their grades be so good?

Therefore, Yaochuan Guang's exposure amazed everyone with Cong Yu's intelligence... but that was all they were amazed about.

As I said before, in a place like Wind City High School, only a minority of people care about grades...

In Japan, not many students think about the future, but in Wind City... even adults don't really consider what the future holds.

Even if someone's job is handing out flyers every day, as long as they can eat their fill and have a place to live, they won't think about how to improve themselves.

They might even take a nap in the sunshine and breeze.

The reason is simple: the wind in the Wind City is so pleasant that it makes time seem to slow down.

With this in mind, Cong Yu put her phone in her pocket, told Yaochuan Guang to go to the club first, and went to the health room herself.

"Knock knock knock--"

Cong Yu knocked lightly on the door, and after waiting for a while without any response, he opened the door and went in. "Teacher Hong? Are you there?"

However, the infirmary was empty.

He probably went off to slack off.

Cong Yu speculated this way, casually sat down at Hong's desk, and picked up a magazine from the table to flip through.

This is quite normal.

Like physical education teachers, health teachers don't have many classes, so they usually just stay in their offices.

However, in this respect, the school nurse is a bit bored.

Because she can't wander around, and she's not allowed to drink or harass students... Yes, this is a criticism of a part-time physical education teacher who is also a homeroom teacher.

Because the school nurse at Wind City High School also works as a part-time school doctor, she needs to spend a lot of time in the infirmary.

It's normal to have various magazines.

Cong Yu is currently holding a film review magazine...

... The movies in this world are more or less different from the movies that Cong Yu knows.

Although many of them are the same, some of them contain magical girl elements.

This wasn't something the writers deliberately added; rather... the existence of magical girls is obvious and perfectly reasonable.

If a movie were made without magical girls, its selling point would be the worldview of "a world without magical girls."

Just like in Cong Yu's previous life, it was like making a movie with [no people, anthropomorphic animals, animals, and armed helicopters].

Could it be considered a science fiction film?

After flipping through the magazine for a while, Cong Yu put it back.

It seems she's figured out Hong completely.

"..." But Cong Yu, who was just about to close the door and leave, suddenly stopped. He noticed something and frowned as he looked at the corner of the wall.

There was a box of black beads there.

Or rather, it was a transparent box filled with dark, round marbles.

Perhaps it's a child's toy?

But whatever it was, these weren't there when I came to the infirmary before... Moreover, these Madoka gave Cong Yu an "unusual" feeling.

This indicates that these are not products of the "Surface Side".

"What's this?"

"..."

"These are medicines the Doctor gave me yesterday for treating internal injuries... I've learned a little about bandaging external wounds, but I have no idea how to treat ailments like stomach aches."

Hong, leaning against the doorway, said this, spreading her hands helplessly. "Because I'm not a real Doctor after all... You know about magical girls."

Magical girls may be quite intelligent, but don't expect them to have received a very formal education.

If Hong hadn't used connections within the group, she wouldn't even have been qualified to enroll as a student, let alone become a school nurse.

"When I encounter students with stomach aches, I ask them if they need any medicine, and then I give them the medicine over there... If it's a cold or headache, then it's that medicine."

As she said this, Hong pointed to a box in the medicine cabinet next to her.

Cong Yu studied it for a moment, then nodded. "It's already quite good that you know this much. In fact, the skill level of many school doctors is just at that limit."

Then Cong Yu understood and said, "Then, if it doesn't work, they secretly mix the medicine from over there into the water and give it to the students to drink? What is that?"

Could it be a painkiller?

Cong Yu expressed doubts about the Doctor's ethical standards.

Hong wasn't quite sure either. She shrugged and said, "According to the Doctor, it's called 'Panacea.' Anyway, it can cure students' illnesses; it can cure any kind of illness."

Cong Yu: "..."

Cong Yu fell silent, then stood up and offered her seat to Hong: "I understand... As expected of Doctor."

Panacea, Panacea, is, in other words, Panacea.

One of the three pinnacles of alchemy, the Philosopher's Stone, homunculus, and the Panacea... this thing is no longer within the scope of modern medicine.

However, he didn't need to think too much about the Doctor's affairs.

"I have a task for you, Red."

Setting aside the matter of the Panacea, Cong Yu began to get down to business. "Regarding the Monster from before, I've found out some more things, and I hope you can help me follow up on the investigation."

Upon hearing this, Hong's expression immediately became subtle.

"So, Cong Yu, you've never spoken to me before, always hanging out with magical girls, and now you're here to see me just for this?"

As she said this, Red looked Sorrow and said, "I used to be a magical girl too... Is it because I'm no longer a girl?"

Cong Yu glanced at Hong's beautiful and tall figure and thought to himself, "The world is truly interesting."

The girls in the family all complained that they were too peaceful.

As a result, Hong is Sorrow here because she is no longer a young girl.