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The beach sparkles like Sister Yaochuan, and the sea is as blue as Sister Blue Sky —it's wonderful!

Wow! Great!!!

"Okay!"

Xiao Cui, now dressed in a children's swimsuit, and the young girl cheered simultaneously, then ran around on the beach as if having a blast.

"Okay!!!"

Then, Yaochuan Guang also cheered and joined their ranks, her running... was truly pure joy.

It's like some kind of animal with its tongue hanging down.

Yes, it must be the legendary Golden Retriever!

(Golden Retriever)

"..." Cong Yu, wearing swim trunks and a beach shirt, sat silently on a deck chair, her long black hair cascading down, attracting the attention of many tourists around her.

Burning gazes... from both men and women.

If Lantian Zhu hadn't been lying next to him, many people probably would have come over and struck up a conversation with him.

Cong Yu's appearance could be described as handsome, or beautiful... but to use a neutral term, it would be "good."

Or to put it more darkly, it's allure.

It's enough to turn a straight man gay or a lesbian straight.

Cong Yu: "..."

That's why Cong Yu usually ties her hair in a ponytail to make herself look more masculine, so as to avoid being bothered by strange guys.

However, it's better to be more relaxed and carefree at the beach.

As Cong Yu lazily picked up her phone, Lantian Zhu couldn't help but ask curiously, "Cong Yu, aren't you going to play with Little Guang and the others?"

Cong Yu glanced at Yaochuan Guang and the others who were chasing and playing on the beach... They were now covered in sand.

If "playing" means rolling around on the ground, then Cong Yu actually finds that quite interesting.

Occasionally, Cong Yu would also want to do something similar.

Unfortunately, that would ruin his public image.

"No, I'm not particularly interested in the sea."

Cong Yu responded simply... and this wasn't a refusal, but rather a sign that she had truly adapted to the sea, even to the point of silence.

When he was young, he sailed from Europe to Japan, traveling with the ship every day along the way.

Then, we changed trains along the way.

Their usual diet consisted mainly of fish they caught and moldy, insect-infested bread, and they drank sweet and spicy rum.

Hmm, there will also be sailors like Nan Tong who have feelings for him...

There are quite a few guys like that. Every time I sail through the Cong Yu, I kill a lot of them... I slit their throats and throw them into the sea.

Therefore, Cong Yu didn't have any particularly special impressions of the sea.

At least they won't romanticize the ocean like people do in this era.

With this thought in mind, Cong Yu glanced at Qili, who was coming out of the room where she was changing into her swimsuit, and then lazily lay back down. "And you, Lantian Zhu?"

"..."

"I feel embarrassed to play around with Little Guang."

Lantian Zhu spoke, he looked at the three lively characters... Xiao Cui was just a child, so he couldn't really criticize her.

But how come Qili's apprentice and Little Guang are even more childish than Xiao Cui?

In response, Cong Yu sat up and said, "It's good to lose face once in a while... I don't think you really have much face left to lose."

After saying this, Cong Yu thought for a moment, then laughed, "Besides Yaochuan Guang, Xiao Cui and I both know you're a pervert."

Lantian Zhu: "No way!"

Retorting like this, Lantian Zhu slapped the recliner beneath her. "It's all Cong Yu's fault! You sent me the comic website."

How can you blame me for this?

"If you don't like it, you don't have to watch it, just delete it."

Lantian Zhu: "..."

Lantian Zhu was also reluctant... She was actually still in the early stages of learning Se Se, only knowing how to look at Se Se but not how to find Se Se.

If Cong Yu deletes the comic app she uses, she definitely won't know where to download it again.

So, Lantian Zhu, choosing to change the subject, turned her head and said, "Miss Qili, would you like to lie down over here? We still have empty seats here."

Upon hearing Lantian Zhu's words, Qili paused, then quickened her pace. "No, no, I'm going swimming!"

Then, she practically fled for her life and ran towards the sea.

"It seems Miss Qili really likes the sea..."

This is how Lantian Zhu, who had misunderstood the situation, commented.

"Hmm, maybe... haha."

Cong Yu grinned mischievously.

--

"Cong Yu, I'm going swimming."

Lantian Zhu announced this, leaving Cong Yu looking at her in confusion... So why did she need to inform me first?

"I'm afraid the sun will tan me."

Lantian Zhu continued, showing off her exceptionally fair skin, which she made from staying home all day and never going out.

Then, Lantian Zhu lowered the deck chair and lay down face down on it. "So, Cong Yu helped me apply sunscreen."

As she said this, Lantian Zhu unbuttoned her swimsuit, revealing her smooth, fair back.

"..."

"You read a similar comic yesterday, or before, right?"

Cong Yu asked this question, though it was phrased as a question, but her voice carried a hint of certainty. "Could it be that you specifically went to search for it?"

Lantian Zhu: "..."

"No, not a comic... it's an anime."

Cong Yu understood Lantian Zhu's rebuttal and picked up the sunscreen on the table. "You've evolved, Lantian Zhu."

They've actually started watching erotic anime...

Of course, it could also be a legitimate anime; many legitimate anime have similar plots... but she is, after all, Lantian Zhu.

You said that Lantian Zhu went to search for and watch serious animations, but whether others believe it or not, Cong Yu certainly doesn't.

"Then, I'll help you apply it."

Saying this simply, Cong Yu applied some sunscreen to her hands and rubbed them together. "But you don't need to fantasize about any strange developments."

Then, Cong Yu slapped Lantian Zhu on the back.

It felt cool, oily, slippery, and a little sticky, instantly stimulating Lantian Zhu, who was already looking forward to an exciting development.

"Ah--"

Unable to resist letting out a strange cry, Lantian Zhu's calm face flushed slightly before she buried her head in the cushions.

Cong Yu: "..."

What if I suddenly don't want to help anymore?

Chapter 177 Wrong Script

Helping someone apply sunscreen... Cong Yu had never actually done something like that before, although he had done something similar not long ago.

Yes, that is, applying Hair Growth Ointment to Takemikazuchi.

However, there's no doubt that the feeling of running your fingers over Lantian Zhu's back is quite different from the feeling of her furry tail...

Slippery.

"Ah--"

"..." Cong Yu ignored Lantian Zhu's groans and didn't care that the other's skin was starting to turn slightly pink.

He was a massage therapist, indifferent to joy or sorrow.

I'll paint it!

"Ah--"

"..."

"Lantian Zhu, I'm going to slap you."

In response to Cong Yu's threat, Lantian Zhu silently stuck out his buttocks, only to be slapped on the back of the head by Cong Yu.

"Wow! No, not there!"

Lantian Zhu shouted, attracting the attention of many people around, who exclaimed... "Girls these days really know how to act crazy."

"Hitting someone on the head will make them as stupid as Little Guang."

Cong Yu shook his head at Lantian Zhu's words, and slid his oiled hand across Lan Tianzhu's waist.

"Hahaha!! It itches so much... Cong Yu, stop, hahaha, no! Hahaha, it itches... hahaha."

Watching Lantian Zhu wriggle around on the recliner like a caterpillar, Cong Yu, having finally calmed her down, clapped her hands. "A girl who's ticklish will be afraid of her husband, you know—"

"Ha ha..."

Amidst the sound of Cong Yu, Lantian Zhu, panting heavily, was flushed all over, whether from embarrassment or stimulation, it was hard to tell.

This child's body seems to be quite sensitive.

"Huh... I've never heard of anything like that."

Panting, Lantian Zhu said this, then rolled over, turning his belly and thin body up, and gestured to Cong Yu with his eyes.

Lantian Zhu: Making faces--

"You can paint the rest yourself."

Cong Yu spoke bluntly and without reservation, then slammed the sunscreen onto the table with a "thud": "Just smear some on... Besides, the sun isn't that strong today, and magical girls aren't really afraid of the sun."

In response, Lantian Zhu immediately lay down and pretended to be dead. "How could this be... No, I want to extend the time! I want to extend the time!"

Adding extra time is such a prank!

"There's no such setting."

Cong Yu curled her lip in disdain, looking at Lantian Zhu who was reluctantly applying oil haphazardly. "Then that's settled. I'm going to see Xiao Cui's sandcastle."

With that, Cong Yu got up and walked towards the beach and the sea.

Then...

They were immediately targeted.

"Call out--"

A dark-skinned, sexy woman whistled at Cong Yu: "Hey buddy, you have really fair skin. Want to come drink with us?"

Huh? I'm supposed to play this role?

Wait a minute, this is more like a scene from some other doujinshi than a "standard plot of being harassed by thugs." The genders are reversed!

Thinking this to herself, Cong Yu smiled awkwardly and shook her head, refusing, "No, I have friends with me."

As she said this, Cong Yu pointed to Lantian Zhu behind her.

"Haha, don't say that..."

The dark-skinned hottie was a little annoyed by Cong Yu's attitude. "With her small frame, she'd be yelling 'I can't take it' in no time. But I'm different... Come on—"

Cong Yu: "..."