Living with Magical Girls, but I'm a Villain Executive
Chapter 139

Little Blue Decides to Lower Her Intelligence / 15. Heavenly Martial Slaughter Art! Sever the Fatherly Way!

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"Good morning, my two masters. What would you like to eat, meow?"

Inside the maid café, a maid asked, handing a menu to Lantian Zhu and Xiao Cui: "Nyan-chan recommends the signature afternoon tea set, meow--"

In response to her words, Xiao Cui glanced at the signature afternoon tea set on the menu... a cappuccino and a slice of tiramisu cake.

The price is 42 yuan.

Well, although it's not cheap, it's a very good deal compared to the other desserts on the menu.

After all, this is Wind City, and the prices here are incomparable to places like Fusha Village... Fusha Village doesn't even have coffee shops.

Moreover, this is the Heart Commercial Street, a prime location.

Moreover, it's a maid cafe... Considering all that, the price of this combination can be considered quite good value for money.

"Hmm, then let's have two of their signature afternoon tea sets, plus..."

As Xiao Cui spoke, she flipped through the menu's descriptions and pictures. "Two mini cream puffs... and one sugar cube."

"..." The maid silently took notes, but... why was it the younger sister who was taking the order, even though the guests looked like sisters?

Is it a character where the younger sister is more assertive?

"Okay - Master, please wait a moment, meow!"

The cafe's maid said this, then turned and left, heading towards the kitchen.

Xiao Cui put down the menu, looked around, and said, "Sister Blue Sky... is it really okay to have cake for lunch?"

As she said this, Xiao Cui sighed maturely, "If Sister Yaochuan finds out, she'll definitely scold us."

Lantian Zhu wasn't too worried about this, maintaining a calm expression. "Little Guang won't be that strict, especially since we're spending her money."

This sounds strange, because generally speaking, it's people who get angry when you use someone else's people.

But Xiao Cui imagined it... and it was indeed so.

Yaochuan Guang gives off that kind of vibe...

If I spend her money, nothing will happen; but if I spend my own, I'll get a lecture from her telling me "don't waste money."

To be honest, Xiao Cui felt a kind of maternal love in Yaochuan Guang she had been missing for a long time, or even had never felt before.

Yaochuan Guang probably won't be stingy with money spent on them.

"Speaking of which..."

Xiao Cui suddenly remembered something and looked at Lantian Zhu curiously. "Doesn't Sister Blue Sky also have a salary? Where's your money? Do you save it all?"

Lantian Zhu nodded gently at the curious Xiao Cui.

"Yes, I'll keep it."

As Lantian Zhu said this, a gentle glint appeared in her eyes. "It's my wish—I want to buy a house in Central City."

I had originally thought that I could live with Little Guang, even in a small house... but now it seems that's not possible.

With the family growing, the house needs to be bigger.

Xiao Cui: "..."

"If Brother Blue Sky Cong Yu, he would be so angry he would faint."

As Xiao Cui said this, she looked at the cat-eared maid waitress who came up with the food for the two of them, and she accepted the food and thanked her.

Then, together with Lantian Zhu, they watched the waiter perform some kind of "love magic" on the cake and coffee, making them taste better...

Of course, it wasn't real magic; it was just waving fingers and reciting made-up lines and fake spells...

Boys might be more receptive to this approach?

Amidst Xiao Cui and Lantian Zhu's expressionless faces, the waiter ran away in an awkward atmosphere.

So, the target audience for maid cafes isn't elementary or middle school students, damn it... making her seem like a weird older sister.

"..."

Why did Cong Yu faint from anger?

When Lantian Zhu asked the question, Xiao Cui happily ate her cake and replied, "Haven't you noticed? Brother Cong Yu really likes Wind City."

"If they hear you want to buy a house in Central City, they'll definitely ask you why you don't buy one in Wind City, and they'll also ask... what makes Wind City inferior to Central City?"

"That's bound to happen, right?"

Lantian Zhu was taken aback by the cheerful Xiao Cui, then realized that it was indeed true... but a wave of heart palpitations followed.

Yes, after all, he's Cong Yu. If he really is...

It's only natural that he likes Wind City so much.

No... there must be some misunderstanding.

Lantian Zhu thought to herself... Regardless of what she really thought, she decided that she had to think this way.

Until the truth was revealed, she forced herself to...

To remain silent about this... to close one's heart and prevent oneself from thinking further.

Even if this is self-deception.

"..."

"This coffee shop has a really nice ambiance--"

As Xiao Cui spoke, she looked around at the decorations of "Echo Maid COF," where the environment was quite elegant.

Although the decorations aren't extravagant, they reveal a carefully designed feel throughout, and there are all sorts of cute little embellishments.

Then, Xiao Cui saw a woman wearing a woolen coat walk in through the doorway... but it was the middle of summer.

Thinking this, Xiao Cui and Lantian Zhu watched as the woman walked straight towards the stairwell. Then, at the beckoning of a store manager dressed in office lady attire, they went up the stairs to the second floor.

"Is that person a magical girl?"

Xiao Cui asked Lantian Zhu with such curiosity, recalling the woman's age. "In her twenties, can she still become a magical girl?"

"..." Lantian Zhu: "..."

Looking at the store manager, Lantian Zhu felt that he looked familiar... She silently scrolled through her phone and found Cong Yu's Twitter.

Comparing Cong Yu's tweet from a long time ago with this photo of her and the store manager.

Lantian Zhu has confirmed it: the shop manager seems to have a connection with Cong Yu. If that's the case... is that woman a weirdo?

Could this be...?

Is this the headquarters of the Monster Group?

Lantian Zhu, who was making this guess, didn't say anything, but simply shook his head nonchalantly.

"Probably not, maybe she really likes that coat... and the coffee shop has air conditioning."

As Lantian Zhu looked at Xiao Cui, who was nodding, he felt a pang of sadness... Why was he even covering for Cong Yu?

Isn't this just pure simp behavior?

Sometimes, it feels better not to guess than to guess; at least that way, she feels much better.

Being too smart might not be a good thing.

Lantian Zhu decided to seriously de-stress tonight... lowering his IQ and reasoning abilities that shouldn't have been raised.

Yes, that's right, so please forgive my breaking of the precept, my lord...

I just wanted to lower my IQ, it wasn't that I couldn't help myself... It definitely wasn't, absolutely not!

(Kami Sama: Go on, I'm listening)

Chapter 191 Heavenly Martial Killing Dao! Father-Severing Dao!

What lies beyond the universe? Are there aliens?

Panting, Lantian Zhu thought to himself as he closed his eyes and rested on the bed... his mind was filled with countless thoughts.

Was her desire merely an unfulfilled instinct, or something she truly longed for deep down?

Does the fact that magical girls cannot bear children mean that those who fall in love with them are not driven by instinct?

What is the meaning of life?

Where did I come from, and where am I going...?

Lantian Zhu's thoughts calmed down, then she felt the coldness and dampness of the sheets... Smelling the scent in the room, her peaceful heart became restless again.

I'm going to wash the sheets tomorrow anyway, might as well get them completely soaked!

Thinking this, Lantian Zhu, her cheeks flushed and her eyes alluring, checked her phone... The phone battery was down to 2%.

But the charger is in Cong Yu's room.

If I go out to get it now...

Forget it, I'll just go to sleep.

No way, I can't sleep!

Living is about saving money; there are no limits. I'll just save money! I'll do a 360° Thomas twist on the bed.

Does the lack of side dishes mean I can't deduct points? Are Happy Beans such an inconvenient thing?! I deducted them all!

Lantian Zhu gripped the pillow with one hand, trapping the innocent pillow between her thighs, and stretched her hand between them. "Don't move! Cong Yu!"

(Pillow: You've got the wrong person!)

This is a pillow that Yaochuan Guang gave her. It's about half the height of a person and has an animal pattern. It's quite cute... but the pattern is now deformed because it's caught between Lantian Zhu's legs.

"Mmm... ahh..."

"Watch me take care of you!"

(Pillow: Holy crap, let go of me!)

"Mmm..."

"Go ahead and beg for mercy, it's no use begging..."

(Pillow: Who's begging for mercy? Are you crazy?!)

"Blame it on you for walking around seducing me every day!"

"Mmm... mmm... oh... oh..."

(Pillow: Is it coming? Stop... stop it!!)

"Cong Yu! Cong Yu!! Cong Yu Cong Yu Cong Yu!!!"

(Body pillow: Yaochuan Guang, save me!!!)

--

"Hmm?"

Yaochuan Guang tilted her head in confusion. Lying on the quilt, she straightened up, looking somewhat bewildered, and looked away from her phone.

"What's wrong?"

Lying beside her, Yuan'an Alisa asked, poking at the game screen on her phone, "Is there anything you're not used to?"

"..." Yaochuan Guang's brows relaxed. She had felt like there was a cry for help, but it was probably just her imagination...

"No, it's fine."

As Yaochuan Guang said this, she placed her and Yuan'an Alisa by side on the tatami mat. "This is the first time I've ever seen a maid in real life."

Previously, Yaochuan Guang had only seen maids and the like in anime.

But I actually saw him today, dressed in black.

A maid in a white maid outfit... The Yuan'an family truly lives up to its reputation as a powerful clan.

"Actually, there's nothing special about it. Maids usually do housework, but it's more convenient... and they're closer to us because we're like family."

Yuan'an Alisa replied, then smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry, although I invited you over, I've been in class all day."

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