I'm Cosplaying as Myself
Asking who had plans was just a routine inquiry... Afterwards, she obediently started playing Kong: Skull Island.
Yaochuan Guang: "???"
Yaochuan Guang, still confused about what was going on, was just as bewildered as the readers in front of the screen... because she didn't know what the Windsong Festival was.
It's probably the Wind Flower Festival (Genshin Impact, start!).
Completely bewildered, she turned to ask, "Cong Yu- chan, what happened?"
The way she asked the question was strange, but it fit her persona perfectly.
"Hmm, next Friday is Windsong Festival... also called Windsong Day, a festival unique to our Wind City... wait a minute."
Cong Yu first gave a casual explanation, then realized something was off. He squinted at Yaochuan Guang and said, "Aren't you from Wind City?"
Unlike Little Lan, who's from out of town Wind City to make a living.
"Huh? But I've never heard of that..."
Yaochuan Guang had his finger in his mouth, his eyes darting around, looking like a complete idiot... He was so stupid, the more you looked at him, the stupider he seemed.
Helpless, Cong Yu took her finger out and wiped the drool off it for her. "Anyway, it's to commemorate a festival like 'Autumn Breeze'."
Find an excuse to get some fresh air before the weather gets cold.
That's pretty much it.
"Children will fly kites, high schools and junior high schools will organize bicycle races, and adults and students who don't participate in the races will organize activities in the square."
Cong Yu slowly explained, realizing that Yaochuan Guang, who didn't know about the Windsong Festival, was probably too busy with his magical girl work.
Although it's safe and comfortable, Wind City is, after all, a big city...
The eccentric guy who single-handedly manages an entire city is getting busy.
"What kind of event? Like Summer Festival?"
Before Cong Yu could answer Yaochuan Guang's curious question, the girl sitting to Yaochuan Guang's left immediately chimed in excitedly, "Like a comic convention! Cosplay!"
Comic convention? Cosplay, huh...
"I see," Yaochuan Guang thought to himself, "But I've never been to a comic convention before... Cong Yu, take me!"
Cong Yu nodded, then suddenly seemed to remember something, glanced at Yaochuan Guang... and suddenly revealed a forced smile.
As for why...
"Speaking of which..."
"The character I played before..."
Everyone seemed to be discussing the Windsong Festival, and no one was really paying attention to the movie. Yaochuan Guang, however, listened with great interest.
Because she had never been to a comic convention before, she found it very novel.
"Speaking of which, I ran into Cong Yu at last year's Windsong Festival. I saw him walking innocently down the street, and someone asked him what character he was cosplaying as!"
"Haha, this is interesting."
"To give passersby a shocking Cong Yu."
Cong Yu: "..."
Yaochuan Guang: Happy!
"..."
"However, my Magical Girl Shining☆chan cosplay last year was also said to be very accurate, and I even took photos with a bunch of other Shining☆chan cosplayers."
"Oh, so that means a lot of people will be releasing [Blue Sky ☆Jiang] this year, right? I need to expand my friend list!"
"..." Yaochuan Guang: "..."
Cong Yu: Happy!
Chapter 223 I Cosplay Myself
"Are we really going to do this?"
Cong Yu asked seriously.
"Mmm..."
Yaochuan Guang answered happily.
"..." Lantian Zhu remained silent, looking expressionlessly at Yaochuan Guang and Cong Yu piled together, and said, "This is no joke, Little Guang, you need to be mentally prepared."
Yaochuan Guang seemed unconcerned, holding Cong Yu and saying, "It's alright, I've seen a lot of people do this, and nothing's happened... Hey, hey, hey! Little Lan, want to join us too?"
Lantian Zhu hesitated for a moment, then looked at Xiao Cui, who was standing to the side with a speechless expression. "Xiao Cui, if you're coming too, I'll join."
Xiao Cui: "..."
Xiao Cui wondered if she had wandered onto the wrong set... Why could their conversation be interpreted in such a completely ambiguous way?
Was it intentional? It must have been intentional...
Xiao Cui glanced at the computer screen, looked at the "King of Wind City Cosplay Set" on the shopping page, and said, "I want to try it out."
As she spoke, Xiao Cui looked at Yaochuan Guang, who was sitting affectionately on Cong Yu's lap, and asked, "What is Yaochuan- jie planning to cosplay as?"
Without hesitation, Yaochuan Guang gave a thumbs up, his face beaming with sunshine. "Of course it's Magical Girl Shining☆-chan!"
Once these words were spoken, everyone understood.
Lantian Zhu silently pointed to herself, then said, "I get it, so I'll definitely cosplay as the magical girl Blue Sky ☆chan."
Xiao Cui understood, and she blinked, looking quite amused. "Then Xiao Cui... what should my magical girl name be?"
Anyway, you can just transform and then go over there, right?
In this way, you can save money on cosplay costumes.
Cong Yu: "..."
Cong Yu looked at the "King of Wind City" outfit on the screen with a sigh, feeling a lot of complaints, but not knowing where to begin.
So, he prepared to rant about each and every one of them.
"Why are there over 30 transactions this week? How many people are preparing to cosplay King of Wind City?"
"Eight thousand for an outfit? Why don't you just rob someone?"
Cong Yu said this, he took a deep breath. "What kind of weird comment is '[Did this cosplay outfit even go to college?]'... I'm so pissed on you."
"And what's this '[Can I wear this G-cup?]' thing? This outfit is made of stiff leather, isn't it... I'll squeeze it until it bursts."
You sold this outfit to
Have you paid the copyright fee for King of Wind City "? Be careful, or the Monster Group might come knocking on your door demanding money!
"Huh? Actually, it's authorized by the King of Wind City." No wonder so many people are buying it. Wow... that's really something."
FNNDP! When did I authorize it?
You wait! I'll be at your doorstep today!
"..."
"Huff... huff..."
Cong Yu took a deep breath, collapsed onto the sofa, and looked at the golden retriever straddling her, snuggling close to her.
"I will always participate in the Windsong Festival, but I will not cosplay King of Wind City, that would be too stupid... After all, I really do receive some power from the King of Wind City."
As she casually remarked, Cong Yu hypnotized herself with the idea that "I am a human being transformed by the King of Wind City," firmly believing in this fabricated premise.
"Mmm-Come on, come on..."
"NO!"
"Cong Yu- chan! Just this once!"
"Don't want."
"This is the only request I have ever made in my life!"
"..." After Cong Yu and Yaochuan Guang met, Cong Yu herself heard the words "This is my request for life" more than a dozen times.
Either Yaochuan Guang has lived countless lives, or this has become Yaochuan Guang's catchphrase.
Cong Yu thought it was the latter.
Just like a child...
If a child discovers that crying gets them the toy or candy they want, they will likely repeat the same choice the next time their request is denied.
Yaochuan Guang discovered that every time he said, "This is my lifelong request," and every time he acted coquettishly, Cong Yu's attitude would soften.
That's why she developed a habit of acting spoiled.
"Reject."
Therefore, Cong Yu was very determined this time and decided to help Benben Yaochuan Guang cure this bad habit.
"..."
"Ugh... Cong Yu- chan, you're bad!"
Yaochuan Guang made her assessment, then leaned against Cong Yu and pondered for a moment, "Then I want to cosplay King of Wind City!"
Cong Yu: "Huh?"
"Cong Yu- chan, just cosplay as me! In women's clothing... or something."
Cong Yu – "..." Are you serious?
Cong Yu, incredulous, watched Yaochuan Guang search for "Magical Girl Shining Cosplay" and fell silent.
Subsequently, a compromise was made.
"I think we should talk about... letting me cosplay as the King of Wind City."
"..." People's personalities are always about compromise and moderation. For example, if you say the room is too dark and you want to open a window, everyone will definitely not allow it.
But if you advocate removing the roof, they're willing to talk about adding windows... which is exactly what the radicals wanted in the first place.
In other words, rational and objective people have actually fulfilled the wishes of radicals.
This is a scheme.
What?! Could it be that Yaochuan Guang is actually quite clever and knows how to scheme? Was his usual stupidity just an act?
However, that is not the case, and there is absolutely no doubt about that.
Judging from the regretful look on her face, you could tell that she actually really wanted to cosplay as the King of Wind City.
It just goes to show that even fools can have their moments of good fortune.
After all, Cong Yu really didn't want this guy to cosplay as a silly King of Wind City and tarnish his own image.
Perhaps this tribulation was destined to be mine...
Meeting Yaochuan Guang was my destined tribulation.
Cong Yu couldn't help but sigh.
"Brother Cong Yu, you look so happy."
Xiao Cui spoke slowly, watching the uncontrollable smile on Cong Yu's face, while Lantian Zhu nodded silently without saying much.
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"Wow! We've made a killing! These young anime fans are so easy to fool! Hahaha... This is awesome! I'll have the factory produce a lot more orders today."
A middle-aged man looked at his Amazon store, at the massive amounts of transactions, and grinned from ear to ear.
As for his claim in the comments section that he "had authorization from the King of Wind City," that's obviously a lie! How could such a thing exist?
Moreover, he wasn't afraid of the King of Wind City at all; after all, that was the Monster King, and he wouldn't possibly pay attention to a nobody like him.
Besides, he wasn't even in Wind City. It's impossible that he just happened to be discovered and then the Monster Group came knocking on his door, right?
How could this be? How could this be?
Hahaha...
"Knock knock knock--"