The Classic Disappearing Young Lady

The lights cast a cold, harsh glow on the boxing ring, illuminating Lantian Zhu and the other side of the ring... which seemed to be Lantian Zhu's opponent.

The bloodthirsty spectators around them had eyes like blades in a winter night, anticipating a bloody battle.

Okay! Let's get back to the game!

A passionate and stirring voice rang out from the loudspeakers throughout the venue.

"Welcome to the Resurrection Match! As we can see, both players are ready to compete!"

Lantian Zhu: "I..."

She was completely unprepared...

But the commentator didn't care about any of that.

"First, let's get to know the contestant in the red corner, codenamed Black Mamba! A veteran of the Resurrection Match! At the age of 41, he rose to prominence in various Resurrection Match, never winning a single one! He even defeated the blue-haired hostess and His Emperor Shogawa! He was agile and swift, known for his powerful elbow strikes and nimble dodging skills, demonstrating his formidable strength and limitless potential."

"..." As this explanation was being given, Lantian Zhu looked at his opponent... who was a black man, tall and agile with well-defined muscles.

As a mortal, he's a pretty good guy.

Thinking this, Lantian Zhu summoned the dark blue flames and prepared for battle... but he had to wait for the narrator to finish.

"And the contestant standing in the blue corner is a magical girl from Japan, codenamed -- Magical Girl Blue Sky ☆Jiang! She had many years of experience fighting monsters in her previous life, possessed superb tactics, and had a versatile mindset, enabling her to flexibly respond to various situations in the competition. She has no previous record of participating in the Resurrection Match!"

"So, who will emerge victorious in this competition? Let's wait and see!"

Amidst this sound, the gate in front of Lantian Zhu opened rapidly. She took a deep breath, and flames shot out from her hand.

"Call out--"

It struck the opponent who was charging aggressively, ready to elbow him... and then a huge explosion immediately occurred.

"Boom!!!"

The man codenamed Black Mamba was immediately sent flying backward, off the ring and crashing to the ground... He lost, once again.

"Plane crashed! Another plane crashed!!!"

The referee shouted, waving his flag vigorously from his high vantage point. "Congratulations to Lantian Zhu for his victory!"

The referee's shouts fueled the even more fervor of the cheering crowd.

Lantian Zhu won, and that means...

Lantian Zhu! A glorious resurrection!!!

--

"Ah!"

Lantian Zhu suddenly sat up in bed, panting as she pondered something... Then she saw Cong Yu sitting beside her.

"..." Cong Yu, who was scrolling through her phone, saw Lantian Zhu suddenly sit up and asked, "You're awake? Are you hungry?"

As she said this, Cong Yu called out towards the door, "Yaochuan Guang, Lantian Zhu is awake! Time to eat!"

It's getting late, but everyone is still waiting for Lantian Zhu to wake up so they can have dinner together, so no one has eaten yet.

"..."

"I..."

Lantian Zhu said this, still looking half-asleep, under Cong Yu's gaze, "I won the Resurrection Match."

"..." Cong Yu: "???"

Has the concept of Resurrection Match become popular in this day and age?

Chapter 258 The Classic Young Lady Disappears

Although the school festival had its share of ups and downs for Yaochuan Guang, Lantian Zhu, and the others, in everyone's eyes, it ended perfectly.

This time, the top-selling item at the stall was --

Gourmet Club!

"Congratulations, Yaochuan, on your victory! Victory! Victory!"

As the homeroom teacher said this, she seemed quite proud... though it was unclear what she was so proud of.

After all, this guy is of absolutely no positive use.

Incidentally, the sales at Class A's maid cafe were quite dismal this time... but this is not Class A's fault.

Because nine out of ten classes are doing maid-themed XX series.

And it happens every year...

Take it away quickly! I'm about to throw up.

"What's the homeroom teacher so happy about? I didn't see you at the school festival at all. Did you go drinking somewhere?"

That's what I mean--

"That's right!"

"Ninety--"

"Savior!"

"..." Hearing the students' merciless teasing, the homeroom teacher's face flushed red. "What are you saying... It doesn't count."

As he said this, the homeroom teacher began by saying things like, "What happens in the Brewing Club can't be called drinking," and "There are four ways to describe wine tasting."

The classroom was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

However, there is no doubt that the Gourmet Club's resume will look much better in next year's admissions... and this will also be written into the files of Yaochuan Guang and Yuan'an Alisa.

Japan, Japan places a lot of importance on this aspect of the results.

Such achievements are indeed useful if one works in a related industry... although they won't be the decisive factor.

But neither Yuan'an Alisa, who is given the name "Yuan'an," nor Yaochuan Guang, who is a magical girl, needs this.

The former wouldn't apply for a chef's job; instead, they'd most likely open their own restaurant and become the head chef, or take over a bakery.

Yaochuan Guang enjoys cooking, but it's just a personal hobby.

"Oh, maybe next time... I'll definitely stay in the class as a maid during next year's school festival! I promise, I promise."

The homeroom teacher said this, making a promise to everyone—of course, it was just a casual promise; next year's problems would be a headache for him next year!

"Okay, here is Yaochuan Guang's certificate... Yuan'an didn't come to class today, so her homeroom teacher gave me her certificate too. Could you please pass it on to her?"

Yaochuan Guang looked at the two framed certificates of merit handed to him by his homeroom teacher with great satisfaction, nodding happily.

Look left and look right--

Cong Yu: "..."

Looking left and right...

"..."

"Don't bother looking at it, it's just a certificate."

Cong Yu said this, and then, when Yaochuan Guang showed it to him, she added, "Don't show it to me either."

It's just like a puppy wagging its tail happily after retrieving a ball.

As expected of a human-shaped hunting dog, it has a natural love for showing off its treasures.

"Huh?"

"If you shake it again, I'll throw it away."

"NO!"

Yaochuan Guang refused, pouting as she hugged her precious certificate, saying, "This is the first award I've ever received in my life..."

As he said this, despite Cong Yu's eye-rolling, Yaochuan Guang suggested, "How about I add your name, Cong Yu- chan, to the certificate?"

"..."

"I don't care, you can keep it."

As Cong Yu said this, she patted Yao Chuan Guang's head. Although Yaochuan Guang didn't quite understand why Cong Yu suddenly touched her, he still happily lowered his head.

She was then surrounded by a large group of classmates who congratulated her on winning the award.

Yaochuan Guang proudly put her hands on her hips and shared her business experience with everyone... She briefly summarized the reasons, which were as follows--

Her bread looks delicious!

The filling from the senior member of the Yuan'an is delicious!

The girl is beautiful!

The longer the queue, the more people follow suit.

!

Omelette rice is awful!

The above five points, though expressed in a crude way, are based on the same principles... This may be the most simple and easy-to-understand business theory.

If what you say is difficult for people to understand--

Those are "product aesthetics and quality", "employee image and service quality", "market effect and herding effect", and "competitive analysis and environmental advantage".

But Yaochuan Guang couldn't bring himself to say such a thing.

In fact, no one needs to say such things... Besides "professionalism" itself, professionalism is nothing.

Therefore, it seems that Yaochuan Guang a cunning fool.

What? Why is it "small wisdom appearing as foolishness" instead of "great wisdom appearing as foolishness"?

The fact that you can ask that question shows you're about as smart as Yaochuan Guang... Congratulations!

"Ahem... Class is starting."

Then, it wasn't until class started and the teacher said that that that the students reluctantly returned to their seats.

This lesson is...

[Physiological Health and Wellness Knowledge]

Commonly known as health and physical education, the instructor is the only designated school doctor of Wind City High School — Hong Xiawu Hong.

"Now let's turn to page 86. In this lesson, we'll talk about a balanced diet, also known as a B, A, L, A, N, C, E, D... D, I, E, T diet, or a healthy diet."

Soon, all the students listening to Hong's lecture became drowsy... because it was really boring.

Everyone initially thought that Teacher Hong, being a beautiful older sister, would have a fun health class, but they were all disappointed.

It was just reading from the textbook verbatim.

And he spoke incredibly fast...

Occasionally, when someone asks a question, Teacher Hong acts as if she doesn't understand what they're talking about at all, and only says things like "If you don't understand, go search on Wikipedia."

Either Teacher Hong is an amateur, or she's just impatient.

Because Ms. Hong is the school doctor, her skills are really amazing... stomach aches and such, a couple of sips of medicine and she's fine.

Therefore, the students couldn't believe that Teacher Hong was an outsider.

So it can only mean they don't like students asking questions...

Yaochuan Guang used to be one of those students who would doze off in class, but she only recently discovered Hong Xiawu Hong's true identity, and now she really doesn't know.

The magical girl named Yaochuan Guang no longer knows how to face Kurenai-sensei, who has joined the Monster Group.

On one hand, Kurenai is a magical girl.

On the other hand, Red is Little Lan's senior.

On the other hand... Ms. Hong is both her and Cong Yu- chan's teacher.

Under Yaochuan Guang's gaze, Hong appeared completely calm, simply continuing her lesson, "The feeling of fullness caused by fat nutritional imbalance..."

"Ding ding ding--"

"Oh, get out of class is over... get out of class is over, time for lunch."