Hey, Chat! Watch Me Eat Nuclear Waste Raw / Kiri: My Life Has Been Like Walking on Thin Ice

Has something happened to the Rap King?

Cong Yu thought this, she instantly realized...

Perhaps the problem isn't with timing.

The terrorist attack may have been averted because of the presence of Cong Yu, or because of certain butterfly effects caused by these Cong Yu.

Although there is no concrete evidence.

But Cong Yu had a strange feeling... perhaps this was the work of Followers of Moerae, in order to make up for what was lacking.

To fill in the gaps in events that did not occur.

Eliminating people who should have died...

Thinking this through, Cong Yu couldn't help but ponder again: how far could Followers of Moerae... Moerae's henchmen, go?

What step needs to be taken next?

A person who should be dead but is alive can be killed... but some people who should be alive but are dead.

Is it possible to resurrect them?

Cong Yu disagreed.

If we think about it this way, then what situation in this world might be Fate to happen but hasn't?

When they were hanging out with the Mustache Monster King, "Broad City" and "Long City" were bombarded by magical girls using Legion Spell.

This is probably a typical example of a fat man and a little boy in this world, so it happened, and then...

"..." Nuclear wastewater... No, chronologically speaking, even according to Cong Yu's memory of history, this year is not yet the time when nuclear wastewater should be discharged.

"!!!" That's it, I've got an idea!

There's work! There's work!

Chapter 385 Guys, let's put on a show of eating raw nuclear wastewater.

"Waaaaah-waaaah..."

It seemed that a strange crying sound was echoing in the woods, a mournful and plaintive sound, exactly like a scene from a horror movie.

In the deep woods, the sorrowful weeping, mingled with the rustling of leaves in the wind, drifted in and out, elusive and unpredictable.

Moonlight filters through the sparse leaves, casting dappled shadows, like forgotten souls searching for their home.

It's really quite scary.

But Qili wasn't afraid; she simply patrolled with her apprentice... She wasn't afraid at all.

.

Yes, that's easy to understand, because human fear is linked to one's own strength.

Just like in many horror games where you can't fight, giving you a small knife... that greatly diminishes the horror.

But what if it were a handgun? Or an AK?

Okay, it's gone from "escape" to "Resident Evil"... I doubt many people would find the latter more terrifying, right?

Aside from the terrifying and malicious Jump Scare segment (i. e., the "suddenly jumping face to scare you")...

It seems unlikely that many people will be frightened by Resident Evil... but those with a fear of insufficient firepower are another matter.

However, there is a solution.

That startled me! I unleashed the Wind Spirit Moon Shadow!

"Bite--"

"..." Zombies: 6

Or, to use a more interesting example, suppose you are a rebellious young teenager who goes to a rural area with your father and uncle.

The countryside is teeming with monsters like werewolves Vampire.

Everywhere you look, there are mutilated corpses and the stench of blood. And you have been sacrificed by the leader there as a blood offering for the next generation.

Wow! That's terrifying.

You might even find yourself walking along, only to discover suddenly that your father and uncle have disappeared, that you've gotten separated from them...

What? They're splitting up?

Oh no, I think it's about to be shipped out!

That's right, this is the standard setup for a horror game. Especially if all you have is a flashlight with batteries you have to collect yourself.

That's really quite scary.

Unfortunately, the protagonist is indeed a rebellious youth, but his name is Nero... his father is named Virgil, and his uncle is named Dante.

It's normal to split up and act separately, or it might be the only option.

They'll release a DLC specifically about Dad's process and make another quick buck.

Werewolf and Vampire: "Don't come any closer!"

That's the logic, because Qili is a magical girl. So she doesn't care at all about the women crying in the forest.

"Master."

The girl's voice trembled slightly, and she swallowed hard, becoming the only one who seemed a little scared. "Did you hear crying?"

To be honest, Qili really wanted to say she didn't hear anything to scare the other person.

But that was just a thought; she wasn't that wicked.

"Yes, I heard you."

Qili answered calmly, appearing quite composed in the face of her apprentice's question, her gaze sweeping through the woods, searching for any possible anomalies.

The young girl, who was her apprentice, was clearly a little uneasy. She looked at Qili nervously and asked cautiously, "Then... what should we do?"

What to do? Just make do!

Qili rolled her eyes, patted the girl's shoulder, and said, "You've been in Kyoto for so long, haven't you gotten used to it yet?"

In Kyoto, it's common to hear ghostly wails and howls at night.

Every now and then there are weirdos playing browser games... ugh, they're just out all night.

It's become commonplace.

"Go and remind them not to disturb the neighbors."

Upon hearing Qili's words, the girl looked left and right, confirming that her master was referring to her. She pointed innocently at herself and asked, "Huh? Me?"

Who else could it be but you?

"Go quickly!"

After Qili finished speaking, the girl swallowed hard and gradually walked into the dark forest.

Qili, of course, followed silently behind.

Then, after a short while, the crying stopped...

Then, they heard rustling footsteps approaching, and then... the girl in front exclaimed in surprise, "Eh? Cong Yu?"

"..." What? Cong Yu?!

Oh no! My apprentice is hallucinating!!!

How could Cong Yu, the King of Wind City, possibly appear in Kyoto? It must be an attack by a monster, it must be the monster Power!

With this in mind, Qili signaled the patrol team to be on their guard with her eyes, while she circled around to the side and looked in front of the girl.

There...

There really is Cong Yu!!!

Oh no! I've been caught in the illusion too!

"..." Under Qili's astonished expression, Cong Yu, standing in the woods, reached out and touched the ears and head of a pitiful little ghost monster beside her.

It seems that the crying sound earlier came from that little ghost.

Could it be that Cong Yu made her cry?

Qili had some doubts about this, but naturally she wouldn't dare to say it out loud... She wouldn't dare to joke like that with Cong Yu.

"Long time no see, you two..."

As she said this, Cong Yu patted the little ghost on the shoulder, signaling her to go play by herself and stop disturbing the neighbors, then looked at Qili and the girl.

"I need your help with something."

--

"Ah, is this your dormitory?"

As Cong Yu spoke, she looked around... The dormitory wasn't big, but it was very tidy, with a bed placed on one side by the window.

There were some books and everyday items on the bedside table, and on the other side was a desk with various stationery items and a computer that was running.

To be precise, this is not Qili and the girl's dormitory, but Qili's room... The two rooms are connected to the central living room.

So, why did Qili bring me into the room?

Do you think I'm about to tell her some secrets that her apprentice can't know?

Cong Yu said he was still unaware of the situation, but he still reached out to stop Qili from making tea for her.

"No need, I came here to ask for your help."

Cong Yu began by saying "we," and then went on to state her purpose directly. "I discovered that officials in Radiation City are illegally discharging nuclear wastewater from the nuclear power plant. Can the Magical Girl Association do anything about this?"

"..." Nuclear wastewater?

Wait, why is this involving nuclear wastewater?

Qili was somewhat confused; she didn't understand why Cong Yu, as the Monster King, would suddenly care about this kind of thing.

Although it sounds like a very serious problem, but...

"Ah, in that case, perhaps we should contact the heads of the Environmental Protection Department and the Fisheries Department. Because the Magical Girl Association, in its structure, is more inclined towards..."

Qili was helpless, saying that she really couldn't control this matter. She said this at first, and then gradually lowered her voice under Cong Yu's helpless smile.

"..." Fine, we have to do something even if we can't control it... The clandestine discharge of nuclear wastewater has a very serious impact on Wind City, a region surrounded by the sea.

As the King of Wind City, it wouldn't be good if the other party got angry because of this.

"Alright, we can handle that, Your Majesty... What exactly did you discover? And what do you need us to do?"

Qili Cong Yu reached out and, to Qi Li's astonishment, rubbed her head.

I don't know when it started, but Cong Yu's friendliness and "love" for everyone had become very obvious.

"I won't put you in a difficult position. I want to livestream a raid on the Radiation City Nuclear Power Plant, expose its atrocities, and then perform eating raw nuclear wastewater and nuclear waste."

So that's how it is. Are you going to expose these evil deeds live?

Surprisingly, it was a very peaceful method.

Qili breathed a sigh of relief.

Then...

Eat it raw?!

Chapter 386 Qili: My Life Has Been Like Walking on Thin Ice

When it comes to creating hilarious moments, we can think of many classic works... such as that distant story of Dongbai.

The water added to the iced tea...

There are also incredibly powerful moves like the legendary "Hey hey hey, here I come!"

It is evident that many important activities are inextricably linked to the act of "eating," and there may be many reasons behind this.

The so-called "eating" is actually a kind of ritual in life.