Living with Magical Girls, but I'm a Villain Executive
Chapter 311

That's How It Is with the Big Boss / Road Trip Mode, Activate!

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Um?

That seems to make some sense... From a national perspective, things like "losing face as a human being" are actually insignificant.

From a perspective of self-interest, perhaps the viewpoint raised by the young girl represents the truth that other countries are considering.

"Hiss--"

Magical Girl☆ Qili gasped, having made an indelible contribution to global warming.

Somewhat shocked, she looked at [Adult Digimon - Shoujomon], pondering that this thing had evolved quite thoroughly.

This isn't just ordinary evolution, it's super evolution!

Or is it that the apprentice is actually quite clever all along, and that her seemingly naive and foolish demeanor is actually a sign of great wisdom?!

As Qili thought this, she watched the girl close the meeting page and start watching videos, watching the girl drool over the food videos.

Well, it's definitely not a case of feigning ignorance while being wise.

It's probably...

Is it a case of appearing wise but being foolish?

Chapter 428 The Big Boss is Like This

"Xiao Cui! Help me--"

Xiao Cui readily accepted her friend Nagashima Koki's request and began looking at Nagashima Koki's questions.

Two people sitting in the chairs of the Doctor's office are working on middle school math problems... That's right! Elementary school students are working on middle school math problems.

Such things are naturally not uncommon in China.

But this is Japan...

Damn it! Don't underestimate the power of joyful education!

"Oh, let's set the number of oranges as the unknown variable X, then the number of bananas is 3X + 4. Given that the total number of both fruits is 32, then..."

As Xiao Cui spoke, she explained the problem-solving approach to Nagashima Koki, saying, "Actually, in top-tier elementary schools, equations are taught in elementary school... They're taught in the elementary school in Fusha Village."

As she said this, Xiao Cui seemed not to have forgotten that she was from Fusha Village... Oh no, this is very bad.

Cong Yu pondered this, resting her chin on her hand, trying to figure out what Xiao Cui's intentions were.

Generally speaking, remembering one's hometown (town or village) is a way of repaying the village, which is certainly a good thing.

But Cong Yu is certain that Xiao Cui doesn't think that way.

Repaying a debt of gratitude?

Revenge is more like it!

Repay?

Revenge!!!

Fusha Village didn't leave Xiao Cui with any good memories. Despite this, Xiao Cui still vividly remembers Fusha Village...

Haha, but it has nothing to do with Cong Yu.

Even if Xiao Cui is about to explode

He didn't stop them from Fusha Village... he might even lend a hand, but he wasn't very friendly to Miyamoto Kayoko.

"Knock knock knock--"

Just then, there was a knock on the Doctor's office door, and a voice came from outside. "Doctor, there are some documents that need your signature."

That's the voice of the Mermaid Monster.

In response, Cong Yu cleared her throat and beckoned to the Mermaid Monster outside the door. "Please come in. The Doctor isn't here, please wait a moment..."

At this moment, only Cong Yu, Xiao Cui, Nagashima Koki were in the Doctor's office... The trio of little girls (Doctor:!!!) was missing one.

"Oh, sorry to bother you."

As he said this, the Mermaid Monster pushed open the door and entered, then saw Xiao Cui and Nagashima Koki: "Eh? And this is...?"

Before the Mermaid Monster could sit down and ask about Nagashima Koki's identity, the Doctor's voice came from outside. "Biji, what's wrong?"

"Oh, it's about..."

"..."

"..." After the Mermaid Monster left with the signed documents, the Doctor brought in Miss Lin hair was still a little wet, and they sat down.

"How's the situation?"

Cong Yu asked this aloud, and the Doctor shook his head helplessly. "They won't drown... They'll revive after 550 milliseconds."

"Furthermore, the resurrection time does not increase with the number of attempts, so it can be basically confirmed that there is no limit to the number of attempts."

Five hundred and fifty milliseconds, which is about half a second?

Methods like "crushing bones to ashes" had already been tried before, in other words...

Has the use of physical methods become meaningless?

"We've tried everything, from slitting throats to cellular annihilation... and we've confirmed there are no limits to resurrection."

The Doctor said, resting his chin on his hand and looking at Miss Lin expression was relaxed. "Moreover, the fear of death and the terror of pain have disappeared from Lin at an abnormally fast pace."

That's definitely an illogical speed.

It's only been a few days, after all.

Normally, even a boss who treats death as a daily occurrence and can easily reverse the situation wouldn't just die for fun.

Those Takemikazuchi have a chance to revive, and they won't easily accept death as a solution to the problem of losing their tail feathers.

Even something as serious as tail shedding, in its eyes.

"Um, Doctor..."

"What's wrong?"

"You're so useless."

"..." Upon hearing Cong Yu's "You're so useless," the Doctor felt as if he had been shot in the chest, and immediately stood up angrily, ready to fight Cong Yu to the death.

Then, the Doctor pounced on Cong Yu and they started wrestling.

This drew frequent glances from Xiao Cui and Nagashima Koki... Then, in front of everyone, the Doctor was pinned to the sofa by Cong Yu with one hand and tickled.

"Hahaha... Hahaha! Cong Yu, let go of me! Let me go! Hehehe hahaha! When will you... Hahaha!"

Cong Yu stopped what she was doing and coughed lightly when the Doctor was laughing so hard he could barely breathe.

"Ahem, that's not what I meant."

As she said this, Cong Yu, sitting next to the Doctor who was exhausted and flushed, reached out and touched her head, comforting her. "Actually, you're the most useful, I really mean it... Doctor, you're so useful!"

That doesn't sound very cheerful.

Am I just a tool?

Ah... it seems I really have been doing the work of a tool all along.

Thinking this with a touch of sadness, the Doctor blushed and breathed heavily, looking at Cong Yu with a resentful expression. "When did you learn to tickle other people?"

In response, Xiao Cui immediately raised her hand and made a Cong Yu remark. "I know, I learned it from Sister Blue Sky and Sister Yaochuan!"

After all, there's a common routine at home --

Yaochuan Guang, his tongue lolling out, started acting foolishly. Lantian Zhu, expressionless, continued to deceive him. Yaochuan Guang believed him and was shocked. Lantian Zhu, with a smile in his eyes, teased him aloud...

Then Sister Little Lan will be pinned down on the sofa and tickled by Sister Yaochuan.

Everyone's gotten used to it.

"Sister Blue Sky... Sister Yaochuan..."

The Doctor pondered for a moment, squinting at Cong Yu, clearly having misunderstood something. "No wonder you're so skilled. Just how much do you usually enjoy playing around and flirting with your magical girl?!"

Cong Yu didn't say anything in response to the Doctor's questioning, but simply held out her hand. "If you want it, I'll get it for you right now."

Doctor:"..."

After a moment's thought, the Doctor rolled over and lay face up on the sofa. "No need, I'm tired. You take Lin to find the BOSS."

Cong Yu chuckled, feeling an urge to smack the Doctor's butt. But with Xiao Cui and Nagashima Koki watching, he refrained from doing so.

Oh dear, I never thought I'd feel this "child is in the way" feeling before we're even married.

It was a strange experience.

With this in mind, Cong Yu nodded to Miss Lin: "Come on, I'll take you to find an expert on 'death' and 'life'."

Miss Lin followed Cong Yu out of the Doctor's office, seemingly unconcerned about his words.

She'd gotten used to dying so many times.

Miss Lin now even a little curious about what the solution is.

Could someone kill their current self... an expert in life and death?

The boss seems really powerful.

He's probably a one-eyed middle-aged man wearing an eye patch...

Chapter 429 Road Movie Mode, Activated!

"Um, I can revive myself, but killing people... I can only say I'm not very good at it."

The boss was saying this while holed up in a small room, surrounded by a pile of messy books.

"..." Is this the BOSS?

As Miss Lin thought this, she felt that the image of the BIG BOOS in her mind had just been shattered in an instant.

If this is truly the leader of the 22nd Group, then isn't the 22nd Group itself a bit too farcical?

"Isn't she just a completely harmless, shut-in girl?"

Upon hearing Miss Lin's mutterings in China, Shunni Sanqianliu immediately became alert.

"You can call me harmless, you can call me a homebody... but please don't put 'dead' before 'homebody,' damn it."

What?! He can speak China, and even knows the Chinese swear words?!

Miss Lin inexplicably felt a sense of familiarity. She looked gently at the little loli BOSS, and well...

She uses foul language, which is quite similar to her adopted daughter.

"My reversal is not something that can turn someone's life Shunni to death... because I know the weight of life, and that's why I can't do it."

As she said this, Shunni Sanqianliu sighed softly, putting aside the mobile game in auto-battle mode. "Life is an extremely, extremely, extremely heavy thing."

Upon hearing the phrase "Shunni Sanqianliu," Miss Lin immediately... recalled some rather unpleasant things, remembering her own absurd mistakes.

In a sense, it was precisely because she overlooked the weight of life that the situation was led into its current unfavorable state.

"Because I understand this, based on this Source Currents, I cannot control any life other than my own... because I can only, and am only willing to, take responsibility for my own life."

Only after saying this Shunni Sanqianliu finally adopt some attitude as the "solely designated heir of the ancient family lineage".

The reason for this "sole designated heir" is that at this moment, only the Shunni Sanqianliu of the Shunni Family are still alive.

"..."

"Yes, I understand..."

As Miss Lin said this, she seemed to remember something and asked Shunni Sanqianliu, "Wait, so you've never killed anyone?"

Shunni Sanqianliu: "???"

Isn't this a complete lack of understanding?

"Of course not... I understand the weight of life, so I would not 'easily' take someone else's life."

As he spoke, Shunni Sanqianliu sat cross-legged in front of Miss Lin: "With a determination to kill, bearing the weight of life, and with hatred or respect, come and kill those who need to be killed... This is respect for life."

"I remember the name of every person I've killed. I won't launch a sneak attack until we've exchanged names or code names."

Under this statement, Shunni Sanqianliu took a deep breath. "Those who kill must be prepared to bear the hatred of the 'victims'."

"..."

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