Living with Magical Girls, but I'm a Villain Executive
Chapter 315

Each Other's Princess Consorts

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"Dire Wolf is just Dire Wolf, no different from other magical beasts."

In response, Etzel yawned, completely unconcerned about her image. "Don't worry, the monsters are just small fry. No foolish monsters will form a colony and attack your country."

It's important to understand that the kingdom led by Etzel wasn't "nomadic," but rather "hunting," a land of hunters.

Hunting down burgeoning magical beasts is part of their lives.

To Etzel's words, the nun sighed, "But in Spain, a monster has been born from the shadows... The crucial point in the course of history seems to have already passed."

As she said this, the nun looked at Etzel and asked, "So, Grassland King, do you have any thoughts about adopting two little Dire Wolf?"

Etzel: "???"

To be honest, I didn't understand.

Etzel really didn't understand...

I can roughly understand that Warcraft has appeared in Spain. But what's the logic behind what they're saying?

Adopt Dire Wolf? Why?

Oh no, I've run into a weirdo.

Thinking this, Etzel looked at the other person with a questioning gaze, wondering whether she should kick her out... Could it be some kind of monster protection association?

I heard Cong Yu say before that animal protection associations, regardless of what they advocate protecting, are more likely to be scams if they seem legitimate, have organizational guidelines, or involve collective actions.

The Church seems quite organized, and it even has an organizational framework.

It matches!

Thinking this, Etzel said, "I don't understand... You found Dire Wolf in Spain, and now you want me to raise it? I'd rather kill it."

To Etzel's question, the nun waved her hands repeatedly, saying, "No, what was discovered in Spain was a demonic crocodile. We don't know where the Dire Wolf you need to adopt is... we're just informing you in advance."

As she listened to the explanation, Etzel looked at her with pity, wondering how this nun could have developed hysteria at such a young age.

Under such scrutiny, the nun also found it difficult to remain composed. She opened her mouth, unsure how to explain the "original trajectory of Fate."

"Um, this... that..."

The nun tried to explain with difficulty, but finally gave up, sighing, "If nothing unexpected happens, magical beasts will gradually emerge all over the world and wreak havoc everywhere."

"This instability is caused by the betrayal of the Dire Wolf King. As for Fate... well, just take it as a prophecy."

"According to the prophecy, as long as you adopt the old demon..."

"If the wolf king's offspring are included, then everything will gradually get better."

With that, the nun nodded confidently and explained her idea to Etzel: "We will slowly fight against the magical beasts that have gathered and emerged from all over the world."

"When we find the little Dire Wolf, all you need to do is nominally adopt them."

Etzel: "..."

Etzel: "???"

Got it, it wasn't the Church's Monster Protection Association, but an escaped psychiatric hospital under the Church's jurisdiction... How tragic, it must be some kind of evil spirit possessing this nun!

Chapter 434 Mutual Princesses

"Sister Yaochuan, what kind of duck are we having for dinner tonight?"

Before Yaochuan Guang could speak to Xiao Cui, Lantian Zhu silently interjected, "I want to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose, braised pork, braised duck, soy sauce chicken, cured meat, and preserved pork belly..."

Yaochuan Guang: "..."

"Duang--"

"Pain."

On the spot, Yaochuan Guang delivered a karate chop to Lantian Zhu's neck. As Lantian Zhu clutched his head, he muttered, "This is getting more and more outrageous, Little Lan!"

Before, it was just things like "pizza" and "squid," but now they've listed a whole bunch of China dishes for her.

What's wrong? Want to eat a Manchu Han Imperial Feast?

"No of those things... curry for dinner."

Yaochuan Guang spoke, he reached out and scratched Lantian Zhu's armpit, then, as she twitched and curled up, he figured it was almost time to cook.

Why hasn't Teacher Hong returned yet?

Although Teacher Hong is an adult and shouldn't have any problem buying groceries, it seems like it took her a bit too long.

It's a little worrying...

As Yaochuan Guang was thinking this, a routine announcement came over the nearby loudspeaker—

[Urgent announcement! Urgent announcement! This is Wind City Radio Station, this is Sugisaki Hideo!]

[Just now, a magical beast has appeared near the west side of Heart Commercial Street! Everyone who hears this announcement, please move away immediately!]

[The enemy is a beast!]

[To reiterate, near the west avenue of Heart Commercial Street, the enemy is a magical beast!]

"..." Yaochuan Guang: "???"

Lantian Zhu: "???"

Xiao Cui: "???"

"..." I've never heard of such a peculiar version of an enemy... A beast that can use magic? Isn't that Monster?

Why not just say that a small Monster has infiltrated the city?

Not quite understanding, Yaochuan Guang tilted his head and looked at Lantian Zhu, who also didn't understand. The two looked at each other and saw confusion in each other's eyes.

Xiao Cui blinked, showing a curious expression.

But no matter what...

Let's attack!

--

"Awoo--"

"..."

[Urgent announcement! Urgent announcement! This is Wind City Radio Station, this is Sugisaki Hideo!]

[Just now, on the west side of Heart Commercial Street...]

"Boom!!!"

The noisy broadcast was instantly shattered by the magical claw strike... The extent to which the magic was shaped and projected proved that the enemy was no pushover.

The "enemy" appearing on Heart Commercial Street, whose magical attacks were being broadcast over the loudspeaker, was actually a wild beast!

It was a real wild animal!

"Hmph hmph hmph - Mmm ahhh ahhhh!!!"

A giant bear with thick fur was running through the street, destroying roadside vendors, and passersby were scrambling to get out of its way in panic.

The main target of this giant bear's pursuit was a mobile convenience store converted from a van...

The boss and his assistant seem to be friendly oddballs with rather peculiar appearances. They've become quite famous lately because they sell everything.

And now it seems to have been proven that these two "strange people" have no fighting ability whatsoever, not daring to fight back even when being chased by a giant bear.

"Hahaha, boom! Drive faster!!!"

Laughing, Le poked his head out to look at the giant bear chasing after him. "Wow, wow, wow, this is really something! Hahaha!!"

He sounded very cheerful.

Meanwhile, the driver, Beng, responded with obvious annoyance, "You bastard! Why didn't you just kill that thing?!"

To Beng's suggestion, Le laughed heartily while refusing, "Haha, no way! It's rare to encounter something so interesting."

Helpless, Beng shook his head and drove on, ignoring Le who was playing with the bear in the back. He casually asked, "Why Wind City? Shouldn't these things be in the north?"

Indeed, Warcraft should be located in Mongolia, where it should be suppressed beyond recognition... Although Warcraft has brains, they're not that smart.

It possesses intelligence truly at the level of small animals.

"Who knows? Maybe it was some animal that accidentally got tainted by the aura of chaos... a small insect or a pet dog?"

As he answered, "Le" reached out and threw a magic bullet, hitting the relentlessly pursuing bear in the face. "I'll smear this on your bear face! Still chasing me? Your movement speed is sixty and you're still chasing me?"

The sound of joy was met with the roar of a giant bear.

"Roar!!!!!!"

A tremendous roar, mixed with the stench of blood, drifted over, carrying immense intimidation that sent passersby scattering in all directions.

Meanwhile, "Le," who was being roared at by the giant bear, laughed even harder, "Seriously, why are you so hostile towards us..."

"Clearly trash, yet so fierce. This is the level of an innocent creature imbued with 'positive' magic, hahaha--"

The giant bear finally became enraged by "Le's" mockery.

As we all know, when people are extremely angry, they can unleash a torrent of rage... but Warcraft is clearly different.

In a state of extreme rage, the giant bear's body suddenly swelled, covered in countless vibrant colors, and its speed increased dramatically.

"Hmph hmph hmph ah...!!!"

With a stench and a roar, the giant bear caught up with "Le" and "Beng's" van, then rammed and overturned it.

Le: "Wow!! Hahaha!!!"

Bong: "You bastard! Our car!!"

"..." In a dizzying spin, the van flipped twice on the ground, then slid a long way, sparking a trail of sparks and destroying countless roadside railings.

The enraged bear immediately pounced on the van.

It looked like they were about to tear the car and the people inside to pieces.

But at that very moment...

--

[Mana Loading 19.9%]

[Chanting Guidance & Manual Control Mode Enabled]

[Self-reinforcing type, explosive type, non-directional, confirmed completion]

[Kiteflame Kick]

--

The magical girl☆ Blue Sky☆-chan descended at incredible speed, accompanied by blue flames shaped like birds and phoenixes, and kicked the giant bear.

"Boom--"

With a heavy thud, a crater immediately appeared beneath the giant bear, created by the immense force, and the bear stumbled and was kicked to the side...

But he wasn't kicked away.

"Hiss!!!!"

Lantian Zhu, on the other hand, gasped, feeling as if his leg bones might be dislocated... It was so heavy and so hard.

At that moment, Yaochuan Guang was rescuing people. She reached out to pull the two people trapped inside the car (who weren't actually trapped): "Are you alright? Let me help..."

I was going to say, "I'll call an ambulance for you."

But when "Le" and "Beng" crawled out on their own, Yaochuan Guang was stunned. "Wait, are you... Little Shadow's people?"

"..."stretch. "..."

Beng didn't speak; she was suppressing her anger and restraining her urge to kill Le on the spot.

"Oh, right! We're Little Shadow's friends, invited by Cong Yu... You must be Yaochuan Guang?"

As she said this, "Le" smiled broadly and looked at Yaochuan Guang with a strange look in her eyes, "Cong Yu often mentions you to us, saying you're very cute--"

Yaochuan Guang: "Yay!"

Happy. "..."

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