Yaochuanguang's Butt / An Accidental Insight

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[Cong Yu: Doctor! I'm telling you, I'll be coming to see you with my magical girl friend later.]

[Cong Yu: Doctor, please reply if you see this.]

[Doctor: What are you doing? Did you deliberately call your magical girl to get in my way?]

[Cong Yu: No, no, no, it's like this, you're a quack doctor, right? I want you to research some fake results so they can feel at ease.]

[Doctor: Am I a quack?!]

[Cong Yu: Don't worry about that. Anyway, let me tell you, the situation is very complicated. Don't interrupt...]

[Cong Yu: There is a magical girl named Yaochuan Guang. Although she is a magical girl, she is the King of Monsters.]

[Cong Yu: I know this because...]

[Cong Yu: That day, Yaochuan Guang and her parents...]

[Cong Yu: Monster... memories...]

[Cong Yu: I dreamt... that I had... a split personality.]

[Cong Yu: In short, just say that her second personality is the Monster power residing within her body.]

[Doctor:...]

When Cong Yu first said the situation was complicated, the Doctor didn't take it seriously, but now that he sees it... the complicated part is eerily bad!

I glanced at it once and almost didn't remember anything!

Chapter 442 Yaochuan Guang's Butt

"Twitter--"

(Look, this is where Boss Xiao Cui summoned me.)

Then, I learned a new technique! Hahaha!

"Twitter--"

(Wow, that's amazing.)

"Twitter--"

(Teach me!)

"Chirp, chirp, chirp--"

(Listen up, the first step is to throw away our spears. Then make a small staff, and then...)

"Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!"

(Hmph!)

Beside a lake where the flowers and plants were unbelievably beautiful and the water was so clear it was almost ethereal, like a fairyland, Little Sprite were exchanging thoughts with each other.

With the teaching of these Little Sprite, many Little Sprite quickly learned the [Xiao Cui Flow - Mini Spiral] spell.

So these confident Little Sprite began to represent their lake in battles against other lakes.

Then...

"Twitter?!"

(How come you guys know this too?)

"Grumble!"

(Quack!)

"Chirp chirp chirp, chirp chirp--"

(Haha, I was summoned last time too--)

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When Cong Yu really brought four magical girls with him... of course, Kurenai was included too; although she was no longer a girl, she was still very magical.

When Cong Yu really did bring four magical girls... of course, they came by tram, not the Jormungandr Train.

Cong Yu didn't want to be so open about things for the time being.

While one could say, "Ah, I learned it," the three magical girls in the episode who were unaware of the situation...

These three little magical girls... and the two little magical girls aren't stupid either.

If it reaches that level, it's easy to guess.

When Cong Yu arrived at the Liangliang Pharmaceutical Corporation with four magical girls, the Mirror Woman sitting at the entrance was shocked.

Why is Lord Cong Yu getting more and more exaggerated?

This time, they really brought a whole swarm of magical girls to the 22nd Group headquarters.

"Um, good morning, Lord Cong Yu, Lord Hong, Miss Xiao Cui, and hello to the other two as well."

As the Mirror Woman spoke, she hesitated for a moment before nodding to the magical girls in front of her.

"Yes, you've worked hard."

Cong Yu nodded, genuinely agreeing that the Mirror Woman's job as a gatekeeper was very arduous, and then led the magical girls beside her inside.

Mirror Woman: "..."

Looking at Yaochuan Guang and Lantian Zhu who were curiously observing each other, Mirror Woman felt she should ask about the situation.

But after thinking about it, I decided against it.

I guess it's a newly corrupted magical girl created by Cong Yu... Her efficiency seems to be getting faster and faster, it's really amazing.

For decades, there was only one Red Master, then Xiao Cui appeared, and then there were two more, one yellow and one blue.

Although I have a lot to complain about, all those words ultimately boil down to a single sigh.

As expected of Lord Cong Yu.

Capture one magical girl and charm her.

Thinking this way, Mirror Woman could even imagine a vast forest, in which Cong Yu's eyes flashed with red lightning as she searched for prey.

Then, upon hearing the slightest noise, I cast a Corruption spell, and subsequently gained a magical girl... That's roughly it.

"..."

"Is this... the headquarters of the Monster Group?"

Yaochuan Guang Chuanguang looked around, standing in the elevator, watching Cong Yu skillfully press the "-22" button. "It feels no different from the company I've seen in TV dramas..."

There really is no difference.

It wouldn't be appropriate for a passerby to walk into Liangliang Pharmaceuticals and immediately see a large sign that reads "Secret Base of the 22nd Group," would it?

That would be anything but secretive, and would even be a bit too arrogant.

Then, as soon as the elevator doors opened, Yaochuan Guang immediately saw a familiar strange person. "Eh? Isn't this Little Shadow? Although I probably don't recognize Little Shadow."

In response to Yaochuan Guang's words, Little Shadow, who was waiting for the elevator, nodded. "Yes, I am Little Shadow No. 114514... responsible for the company's cleaning work."

The Little Shadow with the six-digit number is already incredibly small, almost like a little girl, and looks like she's in first grade.

Their combat strength was already comparable to that of an average adult, so many of them were just menial tasks.

Even so, he is still an incarnation of the Great Big Shadow, so his status is quite high.

"Oh, hello, hello."

Yaochuan Guang looked at Super Little Shadow, reached out and shook her hand, then watched her walk into the elevator, before turning his head away...

The entire headquarters of the 22nd Group was instantly imprinted in her eyes.

A large space, a long corridor, and many strange people passing by... Not far away, you can also see a bunch of computers, desks, and office chairs.

Aside from the eccentric "employees," the furnishings and installations have a sci-fi and magical feel, but otherwise it feels no different from a regular company.

"Isn't this just an ordinary company?"

Yaochuan Guang couldn't help but say this, and those freakish, miserable office workers couldn't help but glance at Yaochuan Guang.

Then she glanced at Cong Yu, who was standing beside them.

I suddenly understood.

More cats and dogs picked up by Lady Cong Yu... Lady Biji seems to have been picked up by Lady Cong Yu as well.

Moreover, whether it's Lady Biji or...

It's Lord Hong, whose strength is top-notch, so it seems...

Lord Cong Yu picks up an SSR character every time.

This means the advanced version of auto-pickup is enabled.

They figured the women were probably there to complete their onboarding procedures, so these oddballs didn't say anything... They had originally wanted to defend the company.

They'd say things like, "The salary is higher than in human companies, there's less overtime, overtime pay is guaranteed, insurance is fully paid, and there are benefits to ensure their families are covered from major illnesses to minor accidents."

But there's no need to worry about it, because you'll understand once you start the job.

As for Yaochuan Guang's assessment of "ordinary company", Lantian Zhu looked at the strange people passing by and the countless magical devices hanging in the air above the open space.

Lantian Zhu felt that Yaochuan Guang's understanding of "ordinary" might be somewhat different from that of normal people.

The strange people who just pass by are hardly ordinary!

Amidst these reflections, Lantian Zhu looked at Yaochuan Guang with a wistful expression and couldn't help but sigh, "Little Guang, your butt's crooked."

Indeed, Yaochuan Guang's attitude has become somewhat skewed, for some reason.

But isn't Lantian Zhu the same? Aren't the people of this Wind City the same?

Isn't the entire magical girl world Japan, and indeed the global atmosphere, moving towards a more peaceful direction?

As for Lantian Zhu, Yaochuan Guang blinked and followed behind Xiao Cui was leading the way, reaching out to touch his butt.

"Is my butt crooked? Is it because my skirt is crooked?"

Yaochuan Guang asked this question.

Lantian Zhu: "..."

It's hopeless.

Chapter 443 An Accidental Insight

"Ahem, well..."

The Doctor coughed lightly twice, feigning seriousness, then looked at Yaochuan Guang: "Your second personality is rather evil, but her dementia as Monster makes up for that."

"If you want your second personality to emerge, it might make you seem more wicked, perhaps doing bad things or stealing men."

"The best solution now is to create a separate body for her while simultaneously removing your second personality."

"..." Yaochuan Guang seemed quite shocked by the Doctor's diagnosis. "Huh? My second personality is an idiot? I thought I was the idiot, and my second personality was a smart person!"

You're far too self-aware.

As a qualified comedian, Lantian Zhu delivered a perfectly timed retort, "Is that the point? Shouldn't we be focusing on the fact that your second personality is Monster?"

The Doctor, seizing the opportunity, continued with the fabricated story he had previously discussed with Cong Yu: "Rather than a second personality, it's more like a soul residing within you... but this soul is also a part of you, understand?"

To be honest, even the Doctor didn't know what he was saying.

Yaochuan Guang, however, understood and nodded with his arms crossed – "I roughly understand... So, the one who killed my whole family was actually me."

"..." Doctor:"!!!"

Cong Yu: "!!!"

No, what's going on? We never said that, and the information we provided couldn't possibly lead to such a conclusion!

It's just like saying, "Oh, there's five dollars on the ground ahead," and then immediately thinking, "Haha, it looks like I dropped it five years ago."

Logically, the person should have no memory of losing five yuan five years ago, so it's impossible to draw such a conclusion.