Even the Birds in the Trees Get Slapped / Grown-Up Loli Xiao Cui

"Good!"

Xiao Cui was naturally happy to accept this, and she rushed over almost impatiently, as if she was afraid that Sister Yaochuan would stop her.

It was at this moment that she suddenly realized that she was never as indifferent as she appeared, nor as serene as she imagined herself to be.

In Fusha Village, amidst the palm-sized fan, I finally understand who I am.

"Hahaha!!!"

Chapter 615 Even the birds in the trees get slapped

When Xiao Cui charged over aggressively, the group of children laughed and prepared to run away, but they clearly didn't realize...

How can mere humans compare to the hard-earned, sculpted bodies of magical girls?!

Smack!

A loud slap suddenly echoed through the streets of Fusha Village —the slowest child was the first to be hit.

This was no light slap; it was at a level "beyond human capabilities." The child was almost knocked off the ground by the slap.

He was thrown into the air, then fell to the ground, his face swollen up in a large patch... The child's expression was blank, and unsurprisingly, his mind was also blank.

Of course, he won't be the last kid to get beaten up.

"Smack!"

Two hits in a row!

"Smack!"

Three hits in a row!

"Smack!"

Four in a row!

"Smack!"

Five hits in a row!

"..." Soon, the invincible elf, Terminator Emerald, caught the adults in the distance off guard and knocked down all the children one by one.

"Waaaaah!!"

"Ah..."

"..." The only thing that could be described at the scene was a chorus of wailing.

"Ha..."

Xiao Cui let out a long sigh, shook her hands, and then looked at the furious parents of the children rushing over in the distance, yelling and cursing.

Xiao Cui was too lazy to even think about what exactly was being insulted.

Very simply, Xiao Cui made the internationally standard taunting gesture towards this group of people, raising her middle finger, and she taunted, "Baka yarouga!"

"Can't I help you discipline your kids? If you have any complaints, go tell my parents!"

"Go to jail, you idiots!"

"..."

"Pfft--"

Almost immediately, Cong Yu couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Hahaha, what a lame joke... I'm dying of laughter."

Yaochuan Guang, however, found it hard to understand Cong Yu's sense of humor. She was simply prepared to stand up for Xiao Cui —those kids did indeed need to be "disciplined."

If a child is not properly taught, it is the parents' fault.

Or, to put it another way, a child's education largely reflects the family's upbringing, and every child around us can attest to this.

Xiao Cui's parents are terrible; they probably didn't receive much education growing up. So, although Xiao Cui appears calm and composed, she sometimes displays questionable manners... not in terms of moral character or similar qualities.

Rather, it's the level of refinement.

Xiao Cui sometimes just can't keep her mouth clean... She must have learned to say those swear words from Katsuki Ruru's parents.

Nagashima Koki has a good mother, so her speech and manners are quite civilized. However, because of the troubles on her father's side, she is somewhat morally...

Um, it's unstable.

The childlike innocence, the cruelty that surpasses even that of a child, and the values that make Nagashima Koki seem like a naturally dark person.

And there's an even better example beside Yaochuan Guang...

Yuan'an Alisa, once considered becoming a traitor to humanity due to oppression from her family. However, she became more and more normal after her father's death.

This demonstrates the level of competence expected of a young lady from a prominent family.

Therefore, Yaochuan Guang agreed with Cong Yu's decision and Xiao Cui's current actions, and waited for the group of parents to take action.

If the other party wants to reason, then Yaochuan Guang will reason with them.

If she were to immediately try to grab Xiao Cui, or even directly attack and scratch Xiao Cui, then... her sword might not be at a disadvantage.

Thinking this, Yaochuan Guang grabbed the miniature Sparkly Sword hanging around his neck, already making some kind of preparation.

Cong Yu looked on in astonishment.

No... it's not that bad, it really isn't.

Cong Yu originally thought she was an extremist and Yaochuan Guang Conservative Faction, but now that she sees it... it's probably the Conservative Faction who think the extremists are too conservative.

No way, my Demon King! If you're going to unleash the Black Hollow Seven Bites here, then things will get complicated.

That would be a really big problem...

However, it was clear that the situation would not escalate to the point where Cong Yu and Yaochuan Guang would have to take action— Xiao Cui kept Cong Yu's teachings in mind.

If these kids' parents try to stop them, make sure they all get slapped too, so badly they can't eat lunch...

If taking a taxi means you "can't eat lunch," then you definitely "can't eat lunch," and you might not even be able to eat dinner.

"Katsuki Ruri, you..."

Before the tall man at the front could finish speaking, Xiao Cui jumped up and slapped him across the face, knocking him to the ground and knocking out several teeth.

Smack!

"..."

"You little rascal..."

"Smack!!!!"

"..."

"You're insane, are you...?"

"Smack!!!!"

"..."

"Police! Police..."

"Smack!!!!"

"..."

"Don't come any closer, I'm calling the police right now, I..."

"Smack!!!!"

"..."

"..." Tsk tsk tsk, Cong Yu imagines herself in Xiao Cui, and it's truly exhilarating to watch, absolutely exhilarating!

You can tell from their attitude that they weren't exactly friendly to Xiao Cui when she was still studying in Fusha Village.

Gossip behind people's backs is probably never kept secret.

After Xiao Cui dealt with the people who were eager to attack her, it was time for the rational person to step in!

"Katsuki Ruri, listen to me..."

"Smack!!!!"

"No, she came to help you, how could you even..."

Smack!

"We're all your neighbors! Do you even want to keep your business going...?"

Smack!

"No matter what, hitting someone is wrong. We can talk things out, and we can discuss any opinions we have..."

Smack!

"..." It's quiet now.

Finally, it was quiet. Xiao Cui's hands were sore from typing... She looked at the adults and children lying all over the ground in front of her, none of them daring to get up.

Listen to the crying, shouting, and cursing all over the place.

It was quite pleasant to hear.

Cool!

Ah, that feels so good! So good!

"Hahaha!"

Xiao Cui couldn't help but burst into laughter, hands on her hips... She had been a good girl for a very, very long time, and had played the role of a sensible child for a very, very long time.

Looking at it now...

In fact, being "sensible" is not a virtue for children at all; if anything, it is undoubtedly Shackle.

"Stop laughing, let's run!"

As Yaochuan Guang said this, he hurriedly grabbed Xiao Cui and ran, saying, "Cong Yu- chan, let's run quickly, or we'll be in trouble when the police arrive!"

"Ugh!"

In the rush, Xiao Cui was dragged away from the scene. She blinked and looked at Cong Yu, who was still standing there. "Brother Cong Yu?"

Cong Yu maintained a smile, looking genuinely happy. "Haha, here they come."

Responding in this way, Cong Yu quickly caught up with the two running individuals, fleeing while being chased by the well-meaning neighbors behind them.

He put the phone, which was already on the dial pad, back into his pocket.

Well, there's no need to make phone calls or use connections anymore... It's kind of fun to be a daredevil like this once in a while.

"Run, run! Little Guang, run fast!"

Cong Yu chuckled lightly as she followed the two through the alley, kicking over a trash can behind her to hinder their pursuers.

Finally, after a long chase, the three of them stopped when they had completely outrun their pursuers.

Even though they were not human, the three of them were still panting heavily and sat down to rest on the hollow concrete pipes in the open space.

Although we were tired, everyone had a great time.

"Haha, I'm dying of laughter! I'm going to share this with Little Lan when I get back."

"Hitting someone and running away, isn't that exciting?"

"Yeah, hahaha, I'm so happy!"

Chapter 616 Xiao Cui, the Reborn Lolita

Xiao Cui is very sensible, she has always been very sensible, but this sensibility... is not a virtue for a child.

Among so many children her age, Xiao Cui was always isolated.

She never competed with others for anything, nor did she do anything offensive, simply because of her status... nothing more.

Xiao Cui always acts indifferent and uncaring, which is a sign of being sensible and obedient.

However, before she was a magical girl, she was first and foremost a child whose age was truly as young as she appeared.

Her indifference was an attitude she used to protect herself.

Gradually, this "observation" began to fade away and became her life philosophy... It's good, but ultimately, she still needed to vent.