I've Been Watching Palace Intrigue Dramas for Nothing / Are All Chinese People Monsters?

Hmm, it's definitely a dog demon in human form.

"Woof woof! Woof woof woof..."

Cong Yu hesitated for a moment as she observed Yaochuan Guang, whose dog disease had relapsed, as she made a low, threatening "woof woof woof" sound.

It seems like these symptoms are getting worse.

"Sigh... it's hopeless."

With these thoughts in mind, Cong Yu placed her free hand on Yaochuan Guang... and patted it.

Almost instantly, Yaochuan Guang's fierce expression softened, transforming him into a harmless, dazed little dog.

But it's not over yet...

Lantian Zhu was glancing sideways, and Xiao Cui, who was observing the prisoner, also kept glancing over... Cong Yu knew it was time to stop.

So, Cong Yu, having withdrawn her hand, subtly changed the subject amidst the reluctant expressions of Xian Kui and Yaochuan Guang: "But, besides me, there should be a few other spells that can support all of humanity."

"..." Upon hearing this, Xian Kui, who had initially shown a disappointed expression, immediately perked up. "Is there more? It seems this path is still viable."

Cong Yu nodded.

Before he could speak, Lantian Zhu looked thoughtfully at Xiao Cui, and the clever Xiao Cui immediately asked, "My Fairyland?"

Yes, Fairyland is one of them.

"Yes, but it's a bit troublesome... because Xiao Cui, you haven't mastered the method of opening it at will yet."

Cong Yu spoke, controlling the Jormungandr Train to approach the passenger ship on the sea, she said, "Besides that... there is a world called 'Li Township'."

"It was an uninhabited world similar in size to our planet, or even comparable to a planet from four or five thousand years ago."

Listening to Cong Yu's explanation, Xian Kui perked up. "So, where can I buy such a technique... where can I find it?"

To the very excited Xian Kui, Cong Yu's answer was simple--

"The master of this technique is the eccentric emperor."

In an instant, Xian Kui's expression fell... Didn't that mean there was absolutely no need to consider this possibility?

After experiencing such dramatic ups and downs, she became numb.

Chapter 675 Watching palace dramas was a waste of time

Life is always full of ups and downs, rises and falls...

Even the Buddha couldn't help but shed tears of blood.

This may also be one aspect of the Age of Magic.

After all, logically speaking, a freak emperor wouldn't use magic for the sake of humans, would he?

Moreover, according to Xian Kui's understanding, even the emperor of the freaks might not necessarily make efforts for the life and death of the freaks.

(Chi You: I protest! I protest! This is a stereotype! This is a stereotype! Awooo!)

(Cong Yu: Chi You, shut up.)

(Miss Chi You: crying--)

However, Cong Yu felt that if Miss Chi You were to be approached with a little gentle persuasion, she wouldn't necessarily stand idly by when faced with a life-or-death situation... but this was also uncertain.

Therefore, he didn't tell Xian Kui about the possibility that "things might take a turn for the better" at all...

If something is still far from being settled, and you rush to make promises or guarantees, then if things don't go as planned later, you can just pretend it never happened.

It's better than making a promise and then finding out you can't keep it.

"All caught!"

Yaochuan Guang cheered, raising her hands in a gleeful gesture, and looking at the carriage full of prisoners in front of her, a cruel smile appeared on her face.

"Hehehe!"

With that sinister smile, Yaochuan Guang, in her magical girl form, conjured several slender magical needles in her hand.

Its tip is sharp and pointed, gleaming with a cold golden light.

"Have you ever heard of the Ten Great Tortures? One of them is... uh... with needles..."

Yaochuan Guang, in his sinister mode, paused, hesitated for a moment, and looked at Lantian Zhu, who was speechless beside him. "How was it again?"

Lantian Zhu, who hadn't paid any attention to the lines of the TV series they'd all been watching recently, was completely unable to answer this question.

However, there's no need to answer Yaochuan Guang's question.

"Let's go, it's time to get off."

As he said this, Lantian Zhu sighed and looked at Cong Yu Xian Kui beside him... Little Guang, you should be more careful.

You're letting me sneak in, fine, but why are you letting outsiders raid my home?

"Oh, oh, oh, coming, coming!"

--

Hey! Wuhu!

Excitedly, Yaochuan Guang jumped off the Jormungandr Train, then turned to look at Cong Yu, who had followed him off...

Her gaze focused on the enormous, illusory mouth of the snake.

The Jormungandr Train is a snake...

At least from its appearance, it is a real Giant Serpent, not a cartoon version, but a snake that can be seen in the animal kingdom.

But...

What kind of snake is it?

Yaochuan Guang asked this question, in one

He was carefully identifying the types of snakes... which was basically just aimless observation.

Just like a dog that likes to examine things closely.

Black... with layers upon layers of scales... the sides of its head are flat, somewhat square, it seems to be...

"It's a cobra!"

As Yaochuan Guang said this, he nodded confidently. "Yeah, it's definitely not a rattlesnake or Nozuchi."

It seems that Yaochuan Guang might only recognize these three types of snakes...

No, actually, they don't know them at all. They've probably only "heard of" these three types of snakes... and then they know that rattlesnakes make a rattling sound.

But she actually guessed right... because cobras are a very large category, and there are a lot of them.

Cong Yu sighed helplessly and explained to Yaochuan Guang, "The answer is... the Jormungandr Train is the Jormungandr Train."

"After all, no snake is infinitely long, and a normal snake's belly can't turn into a train carriage, can it?"

"But if I had to say which snake it's most similar to..."

Cong Yu spoke, she glanced at Lantian Zhu, who was holding Takemikazuchi by the neck and seemed to want to listen but didn't.

"The answer is Black Mamba, but you wouldn't be wrong to say it's Cobra either."

Animalia, Chordata, Reptilia, Squamata, Elapidae... Black Mamba.

The two players present who had competed in the Resurrection Match were very familiar with this name.

Yaochuan Guang: "Man?!"

Lantian Zhu: "Man!"

I knew it.

Cong Yu knew this would happen.

Come to think of it, if Hong hadn't been playing video games at home and hadn't missed the operation, she probably would have been familiar with it too... after all, she had played in the Resurrection Match before.

Moreover, according to Red, she didn't seem to have won; in the end, God Black Mamba himself conceded defeat.

The reason is that they do not want to use the power of God to achieve an unjust, illegitimate, and illegitimate victory.

Wow, you're amazing!

As Cong Yu was reminiscing, Xian Kui had already arrived outside the prison cell... Yes, the prison was indeed large.

"This is fine, thank you for your help."

Xian Kui spoke, he pointed to the two rows of cells in front of him, and Cong Yu nodded and snapped his fingers lightly.

"Thud--"

With the commotion, countless spatial distortions appeared instantly within the prison, and then very evenly distributed the previously captured people into the cells.

Temporary prison cells, one person per cell.

The process is quite complicated.

Afterwards, Xian Kui once again expressed his gratitude to everyone, and then extended an invitation. "Um, my house is quite big."

"There aren't many people living here, it's quite quiet, and there's someone to clean and take care of things, it's better than a hotel. If you don't mind, you can move into my house and come over to play... You can sleep when you're tired, it's fine."

That's a classic line of dialogue.

Lantian Zhu and Xiao Cui immediately became alert, feeling that they had completely understood Xian Kui's intentions.

Inviting Cong Yu and others to stay at her house was a pretense; Xian Kui's true purpose was to invite "Cong Yu herself" to stay at her house!

So cunning! This is palace intrigue!!!

Lantian Zhu and Xiao Cui, who had watched many palace intrigue dramas with Yaochuan Guang, now only felt that they were extremely shrewd...

Well, while most people might just use TV dramas as background music while playing on their phones, Yaochuan Guang is different.

Yaochuan Guang was watching intently with a cheerful smile.

Therefore, the wise and powerful Little Guang / Yaochuan Chuan will definitely be able to see through the other party's conspiracy!

"..."

"Huh? Is there a kitchen?"

Yaochuan Guang asked this question, blinking innocently, even a little embarrassed, just like an ordinary, naive high school student.

Upon receiving Xian Kui's nod, Yaochuan Guang immediately beamed with delight. "Great! No problem! Then I'll be troubling you for a while, Xian Kui!"

Xiao Cui: It's over!

Lantian Zhu: It's over!

Takemikazuchi: "Yay!"

Cheerful Takemikazuchi ignored the stares of Xiao Cui and Lantian Zhu... He knew that Yaochuan Guang was a good cook.

Meanwhile, Yaochuan Guang, who had just learned a few China dishes from TV and was preparing to try making them, patted Xian Kui on the shoulder excitedly.

"Let's go to the convenience store to buy some things, pick up our companions, and then move in... Don't forget to come over for a meal!"

In response, Xian Kui smiled gently, looking at Cong Yu was nonchalantly fiddling with her phone. "Yes, definitely."

--

Xiao Cui: "Sigh..."

Lantian Zhu: "Sigh..."

Yaochuan Guang: "???"

Takemikazuchi: "..."

Takemikazuchi: "Man!"

Everyone: "?"

Takemikazuchi: "Hehehe--"

Chapter 676 Are all China people monsters?