Living with Magical Girls, but I'm a Villain Executive
Chapter 78

What Makes Xiao Cui Terrifying

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After being scolded like that, Cong Yu shook her head helplessly and went back to her bed. She didn't intend to say anything more, only reminding him, "Go to sleep early, you have class tomorrow..."

Yaochuan Guang felt a little pleased, thinking that this way Cong Yu- chan wouldn't mention kicking her out of the room.

Xiao Cui realized this too, and covered her mouth, secretly laughing.

Human nature tends to prefer compromise and moderation. For example, if Yaochuan Guang's older sister says she wants to stay in the room, Cong Yu will definitely not allow it.

But if she insists on pulling Cong Yu along and sleeping with him, then Cong Yu will allow Yaochuan Guang to stay in the room.

Lantian Zhu seemed to have anticipated this from the beginning, so he didn't say a word.

"I'll ask for leave tomorrow, but I'll still go to school."

Cong Yu said, glancing in Xiao Cui's direction, "I need to take Xiao Cui to discuss with the principal... to have Xiao Cui enroll in the junior high school division of Wind City High School next year."

Xiao Cui has now completed elementary school, and I heard that she did very well in school... which already puts her far ahead of other magical girls.

Most magical girls, while they wouldn't be considered illiterate...

However, asking those magical girls to read profound articles or solve advanced math problems would definitely be asking too much of them.

On one hand, there's the joyful education system in Japan; on the other hand...

In Japan, the magical girl battle system has a relatively low barrier to entry, basically relying entirely on the magical girls' free improvisation.

In other countries, free rein is certainly an option.

However, there are also clear texts that record things like "techniques" and "secret methods".

Understanding it might require a certain level of education, and applying it effectively might also require a certain level of knowledge in mathematics, physics, and chemistry.

In this respect, Japan still lags far behind other regions.

However, it's possible that they've already opened for business here.

The magical girls here aren't as good as those in Europe, nor as numerous as those in China... but they happen to have the most and most rampant weirdos.

The dignified Thirteen Kings.

That is, there are thirteen Calamity walking on the ground, and five of them are permanent residents of the Japan.

Now we have no choice but to give up...

"Before school starts, familiarize yourself with the work of a magical girl trainee, learn to sing and dance, and develop your magical abilities..."

Cong Yu said this, while Yaochuan Guang, standing to the side, was speechless. "Singing and dancing... magical girl trainees aren't idol trainees."

What's the point of learning to sing and dance?

Cong Yu chuckled at this, not intending to refute her at all.

Yaochuan Guang is still too young. After all, the dance section on Metabo is full of magical girls... and many of the camisole girls on Twitter are definitely magical girls too.

Cong Yu even dared to guarantee that the courses for magical girl trainees at the Wind City Magical Girl Agency definitely included lessons on how magical girls attract fans and how to monetize their online traffic... This was 100% certain.

"However, I hope that after school starts, Xiao Cui, you will study hard... Only if your grades are good and you have the time will you start practicing as a magical girl."

Xiao Cui, lying next to Lantian Zhu, nodded as if she understood what Cong Yu said, "Yes, I understand, thank you, Brother Cong Yu."

Although I don't quite understand, I'm sure Brother Cong Yu is doing it for her own good.

Furthermore, perhaps due to her past experiences, she doesn't really like "magical girls"...

Her identity as a magical girl did not bring her many good memories.

"Yes, it's still necessary to study hard."

Yaochuan Guang also agreed.

"..." Lantian Zhu, from Central City, felt this even more deeply. "Yes, becoming a lawyer or Doctor might be better than being a magical girl."

Because that way you can make more money, and it's safer.

A well-off magical girl's income, while not exactly low...

But either they're risking their lives to make money.

Or someone like Yaochuan Guang... earns a lot of money and is considered a high-income earner, but still can't afford to spend too extravagantly.

Hmm, it seems the topic has suddenly become more practical.

However, I feel it's unnecessary to explain these things to a magical loli whose age and appearance are identical...

"Well, that's enough for our nighttime chat."

Cong Yu ended the conversation by turning off the room light. "Go to sleep... Goodnight, all three of you."

--

"..." When Cong Yu opened his eyes, he felt very unwell...

In silence, he glanced to his left.

There was Lantian Zhu, holding his left arm.

Look to the right... there is Yaochuan Guang, who is holding his right arm.

"..." Reluctantly lying down, Cong Yu looked at Xiao Cui's sleeping face nestled against his chest, sighed, and then spoke in a gentle voice—

"You! Get out of here!!!"

Chapter 106 The Terrifying Aspects of Xiao Cui

After buying a drink from a vending machine in Fusha Village, Cong Yu became interested in vending machines.

Well... that's not entirely true.

To be precise, Cong Yu became interested in the beverage.

Before transmigrating, Cong Yu mostly drank things like Coke, Sprite, orange juice, and Fanta... Although there were many kinds of drinks, she only drank a few of them over and over again.

There are probably a dozen or so drinks...

However, the vending machines that Cong Yu is currently facing each have more than twenty kinds of drinks.

If I were to drink it all in sequence, it would feel like it would last a very long time.

"Um..."

Cong Yu stood hesitantly in front of the vending machine, her pockets full of coins, unsure of what to buy.

After a brief hesitation, Cong Yu sat down on a bench in the Diamond Park and began to slowly decide what to drink.

Baby shakes... it seems really fun.

Clear mango juice... it must taste very refreshing.

"..." Cong Yu hesitated.

Xiao Cui, who was sitting obediently next to him, looked at the first person in the first row of the vending machine in front of her.

"Indian-style aloe vera juice..."

As she read it aloud, Xiao Cui looked up at the yellow liquid packaged in what resembled a mineral water bottle. She pointed and said, "Brother Cong Yu, I want to drink that..."

Cong Yu paused for a moment, then followed her finger to the bottled beverage labeled "Indian Aloe Vera Juice"...

A yellow beverage.

It's probably a Maserati color...

"..."

"Are you sure?"

Cong Yu asked this question, feeling slightly embarrassed... He didn't know why there would be such a strange thing in a vending machine.

Although he had never drunk it in either of his lives, he had heard of things like India aloe vera juice.

Mainly from...

The bloggers are "Liu X is healthy and hygienic" and "World X Food Europe and Africa Hands".

"Hmm, I want to drink..."

As Xiao Cui said this, she took out some coins from her small wallet, put them in the drink, and then tried to press the button on her tiptoes.

However, because of her height, she

Cannot be pressed.

Cong Yu naturally took a picture of the drink button for her... and then watched as Xiao Cui thanked him and unscrewed the cap of the "Indian Aloe Vera Juice".

Cong Yu stared at Xiao Cui...

The main thing is to see if it tastes good and if it's even drinkable... If Xiao Cui thinks it tastes pretty good, then he'll buy it.

The main idea is to let others test the waters first.

"Ton ton ton--"

Xiao Cui took a few sips of the yellow aloe vera juice, then smacked her lips and commented, "I don't know why, but it seems a little spicy... but the taste is okay."

As she said this, Xiao Cui continued drinking the aloe vera juice in her hand.

Cong Yu: Really?

Cong Yu was somewhat suspicious, but out of curiosity, he also bought a bottle... and tried a little.

"Ugh!!! Cough cough cough..."

"..." Cong Yu, his face dark, looked at Xiao Cui's expression, which seemed to say, "Hey? Does Brother Cong Yu have to be so dramatic?"

It might be due to different tastes.

Cong Yu found this stuff extremely unpleasant to drink...

So, to avoid waste, he chose to give the aloe vera juice to Xiao Cui... the money was essentially wasted.

My drink experience this morning was terrible!

With this in mind, Cong Yu took Xiao Cui's hand. "Let's go, I'll take you to school... and we'll go to the Gourmet Club for lunch."

Yaochuan Guang:???

Yuan'an Alisa:???

--

"Yawn--"

Yaochuan Guang yawned, staring at the incomprehensible Chinese writing on the blackboard... She felt she knew every single character, but couldn't understand it when put together.

Then, very quickly!

The sudden broadcast woke her up.

[Urgent announcement! Urgent announcement! This is Wind City Radio Station, this is Sugisaki Hideo! Urgent announcement! Urgent announcement!]

[A strange person has appeared near the Diamond Park! They are indiscriminately attacking children and damaging park facilities. Please stay away!]

[Urgent Announcement! Urgent Announcement...]

After the announcement came over the loudspeaker, the students who had come to class gradually stopped listening to the lesson.

They started discussing it...

"Another weirdo... We were unconscious for a long time because of one of them."

"That's right--"

"They're really making a Wind City over nothing here. Back in our Water City, they wouldn't even report a strange attack."

"That's right..."

"But it's good this way. Wind City is peaceful enough. My dad said he moved Wind City specifically for this reason."

"That's right!"

"..." Amidst the students' discussion, Yaochuan Guang immediately slipped out of the classroom...

She also discovered that at Wind City High School, if you don't want to attend class, you can simply skip it.

If you need to use the restroom or don't want to continue the class, you can simply leave.

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