What a Lowlife—His Words Were as Good as a Fart

Under Black Snake's escort, Xia Yu was nearly back at the Black Room when the broadcast announced that Xia Wanqing had revived him.

He merely raised an eyebrow, changed direction, and headed for Outpost No. 3.

[Ahhh! My husband is finally alive! He's so handsome! Even after being locked up all night, he's still sparkling!]

[Xia Yu really needs to kowtow to Qingqing! Qingqing didn't sleep all night—he searched all night with a flashlight for a Revival Card! Xiang Ziqi hadn't even been revived yet, but he revived Xia Yu first!]

[Are those brain-dead fans of that pathetic white lotus man here to shit again? Did your precious idol die? Here to announce the funeral?]

[That green tea man's delusional female fans are just as vicious as their idol! Watch out for divine retribution!]

[Hahahaha, haven't you heard that scourges live for a thousand years? You should tell your white lotus and his mother to watch out instead. Breaking an oath means dying a miserable death!]

"Brother!!!"

On the way to Outpost No. 3, the two brothers ran into each other. Qi Ning howled in a heart-wrenching voice.

Xia Yu glanced at him coolly. "What?"

He ran over in a fury. "Let's form an alliance! Who cares about the Red Team or Blue Team? Those bastards who stick together are completely tied at the hip. You and me, one team—we'll kill every last one of them!"

"Is that allowed?"

"Why wouldn't it be? If I say it's allowed, it's allowed! They broke their word and teamed up. People like that belong in hell!"

"But the two of us probably can't beat them."

"Who says we can't? I can take on ten by myself!"

"Oh, then you can go fight them yourself. I'm not much use."

Qi Ning slung an arm around his shoulder. "Don't say that. You handle logistics while I attack. Hide in the back. If I accidentally get counter-killed, revive me, and I'll come back to slaughter them all!"

"I'll think about it."

"What's there to think about? That traitor Chu Lan colluded with Xia Wanqing to kill you. Aren't you angry? Your temper is seriously that good? You can put up with it, but I can't! The Qi Household can't either! I'm going to beat that adulterous pair to death to avenge you!"

Xia Yu patted his arm. "Don't put it so harshly."

"That's what they are. Hmph, an adulterous pair, birds of a feather."

He acted as if the alliance were already settled. "Brother, it's decided, then. They must be heading to Outpost No. 3 now. We'll go around and flank them. Keep an eye out along the road for Revival Cards."

"Okay."

With Xia Yu beside him, Qi Ning's mood improved considerably. "Brother, something extremely satisfying happened last night."

"What was it?"

He told him every detail about the Blue Team encountering snakes at Outpost No. 2, then burst out laughing. "That was the first time I saw Chu Lan's face turn that pale. It felt amazing. It was the retribution he deserved!"

Xia Yu looked shocked. "Those were snake eggs? I thought they were bird eggs. I was going to bring them back and boil them for dinner, but I got eliminated. Why doesn't Brother remember taking them out?"

"Hahahaha, Brother, you're so lucky. Good thing the big snake wasn't there when you picked up the eggs, or the consequences would've been unimaginable. That unlucky bastard Chu Lan—who told him to collude with Xia Wanqing to kill you? Then he forgot about the eggs, slept with them as his pillow, and even hatched the little snakes. My god, those slimy baby snakes crawled all over him. Just imagining it gives me goosebumps. It's disgusting. Don't get too close to him in the future."

He lowered his head somewhat guiltily. "It was all my fault."

Qi Ning grinned broadly. "This has nothing to do with you. It's what that traitor deserved! If he hadn't eliminated you with Xia Wanqing, none of this would've happened. If anyone's to blame, it's himself!"

[Exactly! Cousin is right! Husband, don't blame yourself! Those bastards who teamed up brought this on themselves!]

[Brotherhood really is the best ship! The violent, crazed puppy became obedient the moment he saw his brother. He was originally going to charge straight to Outpost No. 3 for a killing spree, but now he's happily doing the Revival Card side quest with his brother. I'm dying from this!]

[The puppy went crazy not because his teammates killed him, but because they killed his brother. The moment Brother was revived, the puppy stopped caring about anything else.]

[I really do love the dog and its fleas. After falling for my husband, even Qi Ning looks pleasing to me now. I used to be his anti-fan...]

"Brother! I found a Revival Card!"

Qi Ning emerged from the bushes with weeds in his hair and stuffed the Revival Card into Xia Yu's pocket. "Okay, one extra life. Now I can go kill people!"

[Xia Wanqing used a Revival Card to revive Xiang Ziqi!]

The broadcast sounded again.

He exploded. "Fuck! He swore a poisonous oath that he'd return two Revival Cards to me, and he still owes me one! Yet he used one to revive that substitute. He really is a lowlife—his words are as good as a fart. Does he seriously not consider his mother's life worth anything? Or is he so used to being cursed behind his back that he doesn't care anymore? If I'd known they had no integrity whatsoever, I wouldn't have made those three rules with them. I should've sent them to the Black Room right from the start!"

Xia Yu found a shady spot and sat down. "Stop complaining here. We're almost at Outpost No. 3."

"We're finally here." Qi Ning loaded his submachine gun with bullets. "Brother, wait here. I'll go up and spray them down."

"Mm, go ahead."

"I'm going!"

He nimbly pushed through the bushes and charged fiercely toward Outpost No. 3.

Ten minutes later, he came back with his head hanging.

Xia Yu lazily lifted his eyelids. "What happened?"

"They aren't there!!!" He threw down his gun and crazily ruffled his red hair. His eyes were slightly red. "I'm so pissed!"

"They predicted your prediction."

"Ahhh! Those cowards who only know how to gang up on people! Come out and fight me head-on if you've got the guts!"

Xia Yu dusted himself off and stood up. "Since no one's there, let's go in. We can get some proper rest."

"I'm so mad!"

"What's there to be mad about? If they don't want to face you, doesn't that mean they acknowledge your strength?"

Qi Ning puffed out his cheeks. "I don't need their acknowledgment."

"Enough. Your tail's already sticking up to the sky, so stop acting tough."

"Hmph hmph..."

[I'm really starting to find Qi Ning adorable. He's such a tsundere.]

[My husband is a dog-training master. One sentence and he turns an exploding puppy docile. Husband is the best!]

[Sigh, my son's foolish puppy traits are about to be impossible to hide. No brains, a bad temper, and so easy to coax. Please, handsome cousin, keep a closer eye on him.]

[Xia Wanqing's group is pretty crafty too. Qi Ning had barely left when they returned to No. 1 Base. The Blue Team was lucky as well—they took a detour to look for Revival Cards and didn't run into Qi Ning. In summary, Qi Ning was the only one who got hurt. Poor baby.]

[Good thing his cousin is with him, or Qi Ning definitely would've been angered to tears.]

The two had just arrived at the Outpost No. 3 camp when the broadcast sounded again.

[Blue Team's Zhang Wen was hit in a vital area and eliminated!]

[Red Team's Chen Hongyi eliminated Blue Team's Zhang Wen!]

[Red Team's Xiang Ziqi used a special card—Teammate Exchange Card—on Qi Ning and Chu Lan! Effective immediately, Qi Ning joins the Blue Team, while Chu Lan joins the Red Team!]

"Fuck!" Qi Ning tore off his backpack and threw it down heavily. "Those five bastards really are tied at the hip. Fine, then. Now that we're no longer on the same team, I won't have any reservations when I kill them."