The God of Wealth Has Come to Me

He Yumo and Jiang Qian exchanged a glance, both seeing shock in each other's eyes.

The two of them suppressed their surprise.

They deliberately observed the servants around them and realized that it seemed only the two of them could hear Xu Yanche's inner thoughts.

Seeing Xu Yanche approach, He Yumo kindly reached out to take his suitcase. "Yanche, you know my son He Qing is in a special situation, so we didn't call anyone else over. You can move in directly. Once He Qing wakes up, you can go register your marriage."

Xu Yanche immediately clutched his suitcase. "Okay, Uncle. I can carry it myself."

Oh my god, that's terrifying. Why was he trying to snatch my suitcase without a word? Did he set his sights on the sweet pickled garlic inside? That won't do. How could a domineering CEO eat sweet pickled garlic?

Hearing Xu Yanche's thoughts, Jiang Qian looked at He Yumo with a complicated expression.

They had been married for over twenty years, yet she had never known her husband liked sweet pickled garlic enough to fight a child for it.

He Yumo felt utterly wronged.

No, he didn't! Don't make things up.

Xu Yanche communicated with Zero Zero in his mind. Zero Zero, why can't I see this couple's gossip?

Zero Zero lay comfortably in Xu Yanche's arms. I don't know.

Xu Yanche: "...What use are you?"

Looking at the cat in his arms, Xu Yanche asked somewhat nervously, "Um, Uncle and Auntie, can I keep a cat?"

If I act a little pitiful, they should agree, right? Cats are so cute. No one should be able to refuse, right?

Jiang Qian smiled. "Of course. The cat is so adorable, and Mom likes it already. Yanyan, since you've married into the He Household, you should change what you call us."

Without the slightest psychological burden, Xu Yanche said, "Dad, Mom."

Damn, my husband is a vegetable, so this couple in front of me runs the household. I have to suck up to them properly, or I'll end up living a miserable life.

He Yumo and Jiang Qian exchanged another glance.

They felt wronged. Were they really such heinous people? They had no interest in abusing anyone.

They certainly didn't dare do anything illegal.

He Yumo and Jiang Qian brought Xu Yanche to their son's room.

"Yanyan, you'll live in Xiao Qing's room from now on. We prepared clothes and jewelry for you in the walk-in closet. If you need anything, just tell Mom, and I'll buy it for you."

To prove that they were not the vicious father-in-law and mother-in-law from the stories—

Jiang Qian brought Xu Yanche into the walk-in closet.

Xu Yanche did not recognize the brands, but his instincts told him that everything in this walk-in closet, which spanned dozens of square meters, was expensive.

Wuwuwuwu, so I didn't fall into a wolf's den—I fell into a pile of money. These jewels all look incredibly valuable.

It would be better if they just gave me cash. This stuff isn't easy to liquidate. Sigh, I never thought I'd live to see a legendary walk-in closet with my own eyes.

He Yumo and Jiang Qian looked at Xu Yanche sympathetically.

Though the child looked cool and aloof while his inner thoughts were overflowing, he was still pitiful.

Jiang Qian took out a card from her pocket and placed it in Xu Yanche's hand, her expression kind. "Take it, child. This is Mom's welcome gift for you. There's six hundred thousand in it. Spend it however you like."

He Yumo also took out a card and placed it in Xu Yanche's hand. "This is Dad's welcome gift. One million."

The cards in Xu Yanche's hands felt exceptionally heavy. He was nearly moved to tears.

"Thank you, Dad and Mom."

This time, he called them Dad and Mom sincerely.

They're practically my Gods of Wealth. The Xu Household gave me one million while being stingy and dragging their feet. Look at them—they handed over 1.6 million just like that. If circumstances allowed, I'd definitely kowtow to these two Gods of Wealth.

He Yumo and Jiang Qian looked at Xu Yanche even more fondly.

This child must have suffered far too much before. He was this happy over just 1.6 million.

The couple led Xu Yanche to the room next door.

The wall between the two rooms had been opened up, and a door had been installed.

In the adjacent room, a handsome man with a pale complexion lay on the bed.

Various machines monitoring his condition stood beside the bed.

Xu Yanche stared at the man lying in bed and was stunned.

He Yumo and Jiang Qian had originally intended to explain the situation to Xu Yanche, but before they could say anything, his inner shriek, like that of a screaming chicken toy, made their ears ache.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! My husband actually has a face so handsome it enrages gods and men alike! What was Xu Ziyuan thinking? Just looking at this face, I could finish two bowls of plain rice. Tsk tsk, I've hit the jackpot.

I wonder what his body looks like under that blanket. It must be amazing too.

Jiang Qian forced out a complicated smile. "Yanyan, He Qing became a vegetable after a car accident two years ago. This marriage was originally meant to bring him good luck. If you can make my son wake up, Mom will give you three hundred million."

Xu Yanche was stunned.

Zero Zero was stunned too.

How much? What did you say? Three hundred million? I wouldn't even dare dream of that! A top-tier wealthy family really is different. Your Majesty, this old servant is willing.

"Okay, Mom. I'll definitely take good care of He Qing and help him wake up soon."

Jiang Qian and He Yumo nodded in satisfaction, telling Xu Yanche to chat with He Qing first while they went downstairs to see whether the meal was ready.

Before leaving, Jiang Qian also took Zero Zero away.

Xu Yanche's eyes were full of money now, so he did not object to Zero Zero being carried off.

He Qing's consciousness had originally been murky. He wanted to wake up, but he simply could not. He was practically furious to death.

Yet he still could not wake up.

Amid the haze, he heard the words of a boy with a very pleasant voice.

The boy was a little noisy.

Before, he had been muddled and unaware, completely unable to hear any sounds from the outside world. But now, he could hear them.

He Qing thought, Why did his parents get him a wife? And it's even a man. They let this man stay alone with him too. Aren't they afraid that this person of unknown origins will hurt him?

And judging from what this man had just said, he clearly had improper designs on him. Were his parents not going to do anything?

Just as his thoughts ran wild—

He felt the bed sink slightly.

Someone lay down beside him.

Xu Yanche reached out and touched He Qing's cheek. "Even though you've been lying in bed for two years, this face is still absolutely stunning. Tsk tsk, such a handsome face. Those lips look like they'd be great to kiss. I wonder when you'll wake up."

"This is a walking three hundred million. A kiss should be fine, right? It should be no problem." They were husbands, after all. Kissing his own husband was perfectly reasonable.

He Qing screamed wildly in his heart that he couldn't. He was a patient.

He screamed, writhed, crawled, and roared frantically in his mind, but it was useless.

Then he felt something soft against his lips.

He Qing's mentality collapsed. Wuwuwu, I'm tainted.

The crucial thing was that this person actually licked the seam of his lips.

But this person's lips were so soft, and his voice was pleasant too.

Xu Yanche raised himself slightly. He did not know whether it was an illusion, but he felt that He Qing's eartips had turned red.

The moment he sat up, he heard the machine beside the bed begin to sound.