His Little Wife Had Quite the Temper

Xu Yanche had originally been wondering how he was supposed to hail a taxi to the hospital.

In the end, the He Household directly arranged a driver for him, saying that this driver would be exclusively responsible for his transportation from now on.

Xu Yanche: As expected of a wealthy family.

Zero Zero [Host, doesn't this mean you can just lie back and take it easy now?]

Xu Yanche [That makes some sense.]

Zero Zero looked eagerly at Xu Yanche. [Now that you're so rich, Host, can you buy me some cat toys?]

Xu Yanche gently patted Zero Zero on the head. [Consider it done.]

Xu Yanche went to the hospital and chatted with Jinshu for a while.

Jinshu was somewhat worried. "Yanyan, has the He Household been treating you well? Did they make things difficult for you today?"

Xu Yanche handed the peeled apple to Jinshu and smiled. "No, they've been very good to me. They transferred 1.8 million to me as soon as I entered the house. And my husband is very handsome. The doctor said he'll wake up soon."

"Mom, stop worrying. Even if He Qing wakes up and doesn't like me, I can still divide the property if we get divorced. It's a pretty good deal."

Xu Yanche couldn't stand Jinshu's worried gaze.

He immediately changed the subject. "Mom, I bought a small house in an urban village on the edge of the city. Once you're discharged, move in there. I'll have it renovated soon."

"Then you can grow flowers, read books, play cards with the neighbors, and go shopping when you have nothing to do."

Jinshu sighed. "You've been like this since you were little."

Xu Yanche was a little baffled. He was telling the truth.

He'd had a perfectly good day at the He Household.

He hadn't lied.

Why wouldn't his mother believe him?

Xu Yanche stayed with Jinshu at the hospital for two hours.

Then he took the car to the house he had bought.

He was preparing to call renovation workers to fix it up.

But the driver immediately made a call to the He Household. Half an hour later, the He Household Professional Renovation Team arrived with their equipment.

After hearing Xu Yanche's requirements, they promised to finish within ten days.

They told Xu Yanche not to worry.

Xu Yanche wanted to pay them, but they stopped him.

They said that serving the madam was their honor.

Xu Yanche [Zero Zero, do you think the Xu Household made a terrible misjudgment?]

Zero Zero [They did. But you found a bargain, Host. That's fate.]

Xu Yanche transferred all the money the He Household had given him into his own card.

That made him feel more secure.

If the He Household wanted to freeze his card later, they wouldn't be able to.

When Xu Yanche returned home in the afternoon, the study on the first floor had already been cleared out.

So they could keep an eye on whether He Jing was studying properly, they had even removed the door and replaced it with glass sliding doors.

That way, they could see what was happening in the study while sitting in the living room.

The moment he got home, Jiang Qian enthusiastically took the cat toys from Xu Yanche's hands and pushed him into the study to teach He Jing.

Holding the cat, Xu Yanche stared blankly at He Jing, who was sitting at the desk.

I-I-isn't this putting me to work a little too fast?

Ahhh, dark and twisted crawling, hehe... It's my first time teaching a student. I'm already rubbing my hands together in anticipation.

He Jing had a bad feeling.

Soon afterward, that bad feeling was confirmed.

Xu Yanche found a math test paper and had He Jing do it so he could assess her level.

While He Jing worked on the test.

Xu Yanche sat to the side with the cat in his arms and read a script.

When the time was up.

Xu Yanche took the test paper and marked it.

Although Xu Yanche's face was calm and he didn't say anything.

His thoughts were anything but calm.

He Yumo, Jiang Qian, and He Jing—even He Qing, lying upstairs—could all hear Xu Yanche roaring inwardly.

Unbelievable. You can even get a multiple-choice question wrong? Are those two eggs under your eyebrows just for decoration? Is your brain filled with shit?

You can tell at a glance that the answer is 1. Is this dog shit? This solution method doesn't match the question at all.

You can't even draw an auxiliary line? I'm furious. Do you have a pig brain?

For this question, you just plug in the numbers represented by the letters and calculate. Fuck, how can you even get that wrong?

He Yumo and Jiang Qian had originally only wanted to see how Xu Yanche taught.

Now, they felt a little embarrassed.

They hadn't expected their daughter to be this bad. They had thought she was only a little behind, but it now seemed she was far behind.

He Jing felt a little intimidated as she listened to Xu Yanche's thoughts.

It wasn't on purpose. She really just didn't know how to do it. These questions knew her, but she didn't know the numbers.

He Qing upstairs: His little wife had quite the temper.

Ten minutes later, Xu Yanche's face went cold as he slammed the test paper onto the marble desk.

Maybe it was an illusion, but He Jing felt as though cracks had appeared in the desk.

Xu Yanche sneered, "You only scored twenty-two points. If I threw the answer sheet on the floor and stepped on it at random, I'd score higher than you."

How could someone in this world be this stupid? What a sin. I never should've taken this job for the money.

Xu Yanche pulled out review materials from the desk and began explaining everything to He Jing from the beginning.

As he taught, the four members of the He Household listened to his verbal and internal insults in silence.

By eleven at night.

He Jing couldn't hold on any longer and said she wanted to sleep.

Xu Yanche slammed the table in fury, hating her lack of ambition. "With your shitty grades, how can you sleep? Don't you feel guilty?"

The sound of the desk cracking grew even louder.

He Jing felt that if he slapped it a few more times, Xu Yanche would smash the desk to pieces.

"Um, Brother-in-law, isn't your strength a little too great? That desk looks like it's about to break."

Xu Yanche said, "Oh."

I studied martial arts at Shaolin Temple for five or six years. Smashing a mere stone table would be effortless.

He Jing: ...It seemed she had brought home something incredible.

She silently made a wish that this bargain brother-in-law wouldn't slap her. Her tiny body definitely couldn't take it.

Xu Yanche forced He Jing to memorize an ancient poem and ten vocabulary words before finally allowing her to go to sleep.

He also told her that she would have to wake up at five every morning to study.

He Jing felt as if the sky had fallen.

But she had asked for this herself. She had chosen this road, so she had to grit her teeth and walk it to the end.

He Yumo and Jiang Qian were very satisfied with this.

That night, after Xu Yanche finished showering, he came to He Qing's bedside in a bathrobe.

He rubbed his hands together.

Then he reached out, lifted He Qing's blanket, and unbuttoned his shirt.

The moment he saw He Qing's body, he broke down.

"Why? I work out every day and only have six-pack abs. Why can this guy lie in bed for two years and still have visible eight-pack abs? Heaven has no eyes!"

Xu Yanche cursed the heavens and lamented the earth for a while.

He completely failed to notice He Qing's unusually active brain waves on the monitor beside him.

After being upset for a while, Xu Yanche got over it.

He climbed beneath the covers, wrapped an arm around He Qing's waist, and gave it a rub. "It's fine. You're mine now anyway, so it's all the same. Come to think of it, this is our first night together. Good night, baby~"

He Qing's ears had turned completely red.

He Qing: How could this person be so shameless? He was actually touching a patient all over. ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄