Douluo: Already Invincible, I Fabricate Future Films
Chapter 15

Yu Xiaogang, a Solicitor at the Joyful Red Courtyard

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Qian Renxue: I had to admit, these monsters were truly disgusting. And for the Star Luo Empire, an empire of humanity, to actually be occupied by monsters—it was truly pitiful. Then, while I was looking around, I accidentally spotted a strange place called the Joyful Red Courtyard. I saw a human man actually receiving monsters there, even sending women to serve them.

Ning Fengzhi: This is truly detestable! He actually serves those monsters. That man is simply a disgrace to humanity!

Ning Fengzhi had voiced his true feelings. He felt that serving monsters was revolting enough; how could humans possibly suppress that disgust and serve them?

Even looking at those monsters made Ning Fengzhi feel sick, so those were his genuine thoughts, not mere words.

Qian Daoliu: I wholeheartedly agree. Monsters have invaded Douluo Continent, yet instead of actively resisting, they have people serve those monsters. What are these people thinking? Do they not understand the principle that when the lips are gone, the teeth will be cold?

Qian Daoliu said this purely because he was a gentleman—or at least, that was how he saw himself, and how many others saw him.

"Someone actually wants to serve these monsters? I truly do not understand. These monsters look so strange, and some are utterly disgusting. How could those women even think of serving them?"

At that moment, a civilian imagined women serving those monsters and could not help vomiting.

"Blech!"

"Brother, if you want to vomit, find a corner. Don't throw up in the middle of the street."

The people nearby could understand why he wanted to vomit. Just thinking about humans serving those strange Abyss Monsters and providing them with pleasure made them sick. They themselves felt disgusted, so naturally they had plenty to say about it.

"Who in the world would want to serve these monsters? It is utterly disgusting, simply a disgrace to humanity. As the saying goes, better to die standing than live kneeling."

At this moment, Yu Xiaogang at Nuoding Academy watched what was playing on the Sky Screen and cursed those pitiful women who wanted to survive among the monsters. In his eyes, those women were nothing but cheap, seductive sluts.

"Anyway, I could never tolerate humans serving monsters that are ugly, strange, and disgusting."

Although one of Nuoding Academy's teachers did not particularly like Yu Xiaogang, he had to admit that Yu Xiaogang's words made sense. How could anyone endure the disgust in their hearts and serve such ugly, strange monsters?

Qian Renxue then grew somewhat curious. Taking advantage of the monsters on the street not paying attention, I secretly entered that strange Joyful Red Courtyard. I saw that the man receiving the monsters wore a work badge. His name was Yu Xiaogang. His face was covered in beard, his hair was short, and he was not particularly handsome either.

"Damn, that's the famous Monkey-Faced Master!"

When the civilians saw the appearance of the man receiving monsters on the Sky Screen, they immediately remembered it, along with his name. There was no need to investigate further—they instantly knew who he was. He was the Monkey-Faced Master from Douluo Continent, the one who had put forward the famous Ten Core Competencies Theory of Martial Souls.

He was the only idiot who treated publicly known common knowledge as his own theory.

"That famous Monkey-Faced Master? Good lord, he really has no backbone. Sure enough, he is worthless as a person too, with no integrity whatsoever."

A civilian in the street said that he had never met Yu Xiaogang, but he knew of what Yu Xiaogang had done. For example, he had been born into the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon clan, yet because his Martial Soul was useless, he chose to join Spirit Hall. Later, he was expelled from Spirit Hall and went on to propose the famous Ten Core Competencies Theory of Martial Souls—but weren't those all common knowledge?

Nuoding Academy.

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In an instant, many students and teachers at Nuoding Academy turned to look at Yu Xiaogang. Yu Xiaogang himself had just said that serving those monsters was disgusting, yet the one leading the way in serving monsters was unexpectedly him!

"Yu Xiaogang, you truly have no backbone at all."

A teacher began mocking Yu Xiaogang. He thought Yu Xiaogang might be a laughable Martial Soul theory researcher, but at least he had said something about having backbone—he would rather die than submit to those monsters. Yet the first person shown serving monsters on the Sky Screen was actually him, with the exact same name and appearance. There was no mistaking it.

"Monkey-Faced Master, do you only know how to disgrace yourself here? Can't you leave our academy?!"

At this moment, a student could no longer stand it. He had already been unhappy with Yu Xiaogang for calling himself a Martial Soul theory master while freeloading at the academy.

He had originally thought that Yu Xiaogang might not be much of a person, but at least he had some human backbone. Yet when the Sky Screen showed the monster invasion, Yu Xiaogang was actually serving those monsters, soliciting customers at the Joyful Red Courtyard.

Dragging those monsters into the Joyful Red Courtyard and having those women serve them was truly something else.

"Yu Xiaogang, you should leave quickly now. Otherwise, even I will not be able to help you."

At that moment, the principal of Nuoding Academy walked over. He had taken Yu Xiaogang in solely because he owed the Golden Iron Triangle a favor, and because Yu Xiaogang belonged to the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon clan, so he had not dared do much. Besides, the academy was large; keeping one idle freeloader fed had seemed inconsequential.

Yet he had never expected Yu Xiaogang to be shown on the Sky Screen, in the Star Luo Empire, soliciting customers at the Joyful Red Courtyard, dragging monsters inside and having women serve them.

All he could say was that this was utterly humiliating. The best course now was to make Yu Xiaogang leave Nuoding Academy immediately. Otherwise, Nuoding Academy's reputation would be ruined, and what student would be willing to join an academy that housed someone who served monsters?

So Yu Xiaogang needed to leave at once. Otherwise, Nuoding Academy's reputation would be destroyed.

Although Nuoding Academy could only be considered a junior academy among the many academies, and was not particularly impressive even among junior academies, it was still an academy nonetheless, and it needed to operate and cover its costs.

If no students were willing to come to Nuoding Academy, then Nuoding Academy would be finished.

Therefore, Yu Xiaogang had to be driven away immediately. Even if he owed the Golden Iron Triangle a favor, he had looked after Yu Xiaogang for so many years that the favor had long since been repaid.

"You all!" Yu Xiaogang still wanted to say something, but seeing the situation, he understood that he could only leave.

Before leaving, the principal of Nuoding Academy gave Yu Xiaogang plenty of food and dry rations to eat along the way. It could be said that he had done everything he possibly could.

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