Douluo: My Diary Made Me a Grand Lancer
Chapter 11

Wang Dong, Xiao Xiao: We're Students!

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After seeing the contents of the Diary, Wang Dong'er was dumbfounded. According to what it said, she would soon meet Dai Yuhao, and then gradually become a pawn used to control him.

That was absolutely not what she wanted. And according to what it said below, their class teacher was definitely no good person—just a teacher who hid behind political correctness to do evil. The Diary also said that Dai Yuhao's growth had been slowed because of this teacher.

"If what this person says is true, then no matter what, I absolutely must not become her student. I'll definitely regret it to death."

No matter what, Wang Dong'er was still a Soul Master.

Blocking someone's path of cultivation was no different from killing their parents.

The Diary described Zhou Yi as an old hag who only used Yu Xiaogang's training methods to force political correctness on students, making it impossible for others to argue back. If that was true, then cultivating in this class would definitely affect future cultivation.

And were training methods from ten thousand years ago really suitable for the present? After all, those were methods from ten thousand years ago.

In this era, they might have become outdated long ago. How could training methods from ten thousand years ago possibly be better than modern ones?

Although Yu Xiaogang was said to have been the teacher of Sea God Tang San, she had also heard of his Ten Core Competencies of Martial Souls. The problem was that they all sounded like common sense.

"No. If that's really the case, I have to leave as soon as possible."

At this point, Wang Dong'er did not know what else to say. In any case, if this was true, then she had to leave quickly. It would be best to withdraw from Shrek Academy and go to the Sun Moon Empire to find Morax, since Morax had said in the Diary that he was going there.

Then she might as well head directly to the Sun Moon Empire and find Morax. In the Diary, Morax said he could contend against the five God Kings. Then he should be qualified to stand against Tang San and protect her.

"As long as I openly oppose that old hag, then according to the Diary, she'll only keep obedient and outstanding students. Those with no value will be expelled. I should be able to use that to leave Shrek Academy."

After thinking it through, Wang Dong'er made up her mind.

With Bei Bei and Tang Ya's help, Dai Yuhao had already completed his enrollment procedures, including all the required paperwork. He only had to follow the same process as in his previous life.

"Yuhao, next you should go to your dormitory. We'll be separating now. We aren't in the same class, but remember, you're still a disciple of the Tang Sect. You must follow the Tang Sect's rules."

After saying that, Tang Ya separated from Bei Bei and Dai Yuhao.

"Wutong, I'm here."

Dai Yuhao took the key to his room and quickly arrived at its door. He looked at the door before him with nervous anticipation.

Soon, it'll be just like my previous life. I'll definitely pass Father-in-law's test.

He opened the door. Sure enough, there was someone inside who looked like a remarkably handsome young man.

"Hello."

Dai Yuhao spoke at this moment. Though they appeared to be meeting for the first time, he had long known that the other person's true identity was Tang Wutong, the daughter of God King Tang San from the God Realm.

However, on the surface, they were still strangers. Dai Yuhao could not conveniently say that he was a reincarnator, so he could only pretend they had just met.

"Hello."

Dai Yuhao spoke again, but it felt strange. In his previous life, when Tang Wutong had still used the identity of Wang Dong'er, she had set rules for the newly arrived Dai Yuhao, and the two of them had ended up fighting.

Dai Yuhao had originally thought that if there was a problem, he would spar with her and give way to Wang Dong'er a little. After all, she was his father-in-law's daughter, so he had to spoil her. Besides, she was his future wife. But why was this development different from before?

"Um, may I ask what your name is?"

"Wang Dong."

"Hello, my name is Dai Yuhao."

The two sat down afterward without saying a word. They looked like two wooden statues.

Dai Yuhao wanted to say something, but seeing that the other person remained silent, he did not know what to say either.

Strange. Why isn't Wutong acting like she did in my previous life? I was reborn, and although I awakened Twin Martial Souls and met Brother Sky Dream just like before, I never encountered my teacher's fragment of divine consciousness. And why is Wutong different from before? Why hasn't she set any rules?

Class time soon arrived. The two left the dormitory together and headed to the classroom.

Just like in his previous life, Dai Yuhao sat in his old seat. Wang Dong'er also sat in her old seat. As before, the moment they entered the classroom, many pretty girls saw the handsome Wang Dong'er and went up to greet her.

A woman came in. She looked like an elderly woman.

This person was the old hag Zhou Yi mentioned in Morax's Diary.

"The students in this class are quite good. Remember my name, Zhou Yi. I am your class teacher. Remember, I only teach monsters here, not trash. Anyone who fails the test is trash and will be expelled."

After Zhou Yi said this, many of the students fell silent. This teacher seemed very strict, and expulsion for failing a test—wasn't that too excessive?!!

"According to what you said, isn't expelling us for failing a test too much? We paid enrollment fees and came here to study. Isn't expelling us for failing a test a little excessive?"

Xiao Xiao stood up and spoke.

"I am your class teacher. Whether you are expelled is up to me! Those of you who have fought before, stand up first."

After she said that, not a single person stood up.

"Very good. Looks like all of you are a bunch of trash. Now go to the field and run one hundred laps!"

As soon as Zhou Yi said that, Wang Dong'er stood up on the spot. "According to you, just because we haven't fought, we have to run one hundred laps? Isn't that sick? And can running laps increase the speed of our Soul Power cultivation?"

"What is going on?"

Dai Yuhao looked at Wang Dong'er in disbelief. This was different from his previous life!

When Zhou Yi spoke in his previous life, Wang Dong'er had been very obedient. Why was she so rebellious in this life?!

"I agree with this student's view as well. If we have to run one hundred laps just because we haven't fought, then that is simply absurd. And running laps cannot help improve our Soul Power cultivation."

Xiao Xiao spoke up as well. Neither of them knew that the other possessed a Diary, but they could be certain of one thing: neither of them agreed with that old hag's training methods. They sounded absurd and could not help improve Soul Power cultivation.

"What is going on? Why is Xiao Xiao in this class too?"

Dai Yuhao looked at Xiao Xiao, who had, like him, been one of the Shrek Seven Monsters.

In his memories, he and she had not been in the same class.

So why had they appeared in the same class after being reborn?

Although running laps had indeed been a training method ten thousand years ago, even back then, it had been an outdated method—or rather, a very primitive one.

"This is a training method proposed by the Grandmaster of Spirit Master Theories, Yu Xiaogang. Are you questioning the methods of that famous Grandmaster of Spirit Master Theories, the teacher of Sea God Tang San?"

Just like the Diary said, Zhou Yi was invoking political correctness. Wang Dong'er and Xiao Xiao were now certain that this old hag was exactly as the Diary had described: using political correctness as a shield to eliminate disobedient students and those without potential. She was a teacher with no professional ethics at all.

And according to the Diary, there was fundamentally something wrong with this teacher. Dai Yuhao did not even know how much she had ruined, causing his growth to become even slower.

"Yu Xiaogang lived ten thousand years ago. His training methods are all from ten thousand years ago. Can modern methods really be compared to methods from ten thousand years ago? Perhaps they were suitable ten thousand years ago, but what era is this now? More than ten thousand years have passed since the time of that Grandmaster of Spirit Master Theories. Is it really reliable to train us using methods from over ten thousand years ago?"

Xiao Xiao did not dare openly tear apart Shrek's facade. Although she now knew Shrek's true nature, she had no power to resist it. She could only smooth things over and speak tactfully.

The meaning behind her words was clear: Yu Xiaogang was someone from ten thousand years ago, and his training methods were also from ten thousand years ago, so they differed from those of the present.

This did not directly attack Shrek. It merely said that the times had changed, and so had training methods. It did not deny Yu Xiaogang outright.

That was also leaving Shrek some dignity.

And Zhou Yi could not find any flaw in her words or say anything in response.

"That's right, I also agree with this student's view. Yu Xiaogang was a figure from ten thousand years ago. Can methods from ten thousand years ago compare to modern ones? The environment is different too. How can they be compared? Yu Xiaogang's methods might have worked ten thousand years ago, but what era is this now? Ten thousand years have already passed, yet we're still using training methods from ten thousand years ago. Isn't there something wrong with that?"

Wang Dong'er stepped forward and said.

"Fine! Two disobedient ones on the very first day of class. You two are expelled. Leave this academy immediately!"

"What?!" Dai Yuhao could not believe it.

Dai Yuhao stared in disbelief at the two people before him, both of whom would later become members of the Shrek Seven Monsters like him. One was Xiao Ding Douluo, one of the Shrek Seven Monsters, while the other was also one of the Shrek Seven Monsters and the biological daughter of Sea God Tang San. Yet they were being driven out of Shrek by their own teacher!

This was completely different from how things had developed in his previous life!

"Teacher, wait. Isn't it inappropriate to expel two students just like this? We are all students of Shrek Academy. Expelling students simply for being disobedient is wrong no matter what!"

Dai Yuhao hurriedly tried to mediate, hoping his teacher would allow Wang Dong'er and Xiao Xiao to stay.

"I said that my class only accepts monsters, not trash. These two are obviously trash. You are expelled. You can stay."

"What kind of teacher are you?! We only raised a small objection. Fine, you didn't explain your reasoning, but now you want to directly drive students away and expel them. Do you even have that right as a teacher? You're like a lunatic! You don't look like a teacher at all!"

Wang Dong'er immediately began berating her.

"You two, leave at once. I am this class's teacher. What I say goes. You are expelled."

"This teacher is insane."

Xiao Xiao and Wang Dong'er immediately left the classroom.

Dai Yuhao wanted to stop them, but Zhou Yi immediately blocked him.

"You will go run laps now, or you'll be expelled as well."

"Yes."

The remaining students had already been frightened out of their wits. They had joined Shrek to become stronger, only to encounter a teacher like this. Although they thought what the two students said made perfect sense, they did not want to be expelled either. In this era, Shrek was a path into the upper class, and they wanted to become people above others as well.

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