Douluo: My Diary Made Me a Grand Lancer
Chapter 33

You Really Are Vicious!

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"Anyway, no matter what, I refuse to come in third again. Third place only raises Soul Power by one level. What good is that? It's completely useless to me. No matter what, I'll take second or first place and get better rewards!"

Gu Yuena was extremely angry at that moment. The reason was simple: every time she came in third, she only gained one level of Soul Power. That proved third-place rewards were terrible—far inferior to second or first place.

"But with your luck, my lord, do you think you can get second or first place? Your luck is truly awful. To be honest, even if you got second or first, your rewards might still be terrible. You simply have no fortune. You might as well let me take it!"

The Auspicious Beast chuckled inwardly and voiced her opinion. In her view, as the embodiment of Soul Beast fortune, if she obtained third, second, or first place, the rewards would definitely be the best.

Gu Yuena did not have that kind of luck at all.

"What!"

"No!"

The Auspicious Beast was startled at that moment. The reason was simple: Gu Yuena's reaction just now had truly been frightening. Any ordinary Fierce Beast would probably have been shocked.

"The Diary has updated with new content."

[To deal with Shrek now, we should use public opinion. After all, people did this sort of thing long ago. There are plenty of ways to deal with Shrek online—for example, writing some Shrek fan comics and "pornographic novels." If those things were spread around, Shrek would definitely collapse quickly. And there's another move that someone used during the Legend of the Dragon King era. It'll definitely work!]

"??? The Legend of the Dragon King era should be ten thousand years from now, right? That should be my era. Someone used a move like this???"

Gu Yuena did not quite understand at first, but the content below immediately startled everyone present who possessed a Diary!

[First, make a Dark Auction House story about what would happen to the Shrek Seven Monsters if Spirit Hall won!] [The protagonists will be Shrek's Three Beauties, along with Shrek's Eighth Monster, Bai Chenxiang. The four of them will be auctioned off by Spirit Hall to wealthy women for their amusement, while the protagonists watch their own wives being toyed with!]

"!!!" xN

"You really are vicious to the core! If a book like that gets spread around, Shrek will turn the entire continent upside down in minutes!" xN

"To be honest, it would serve you right if you got struck by lightning!" xN

Gu Yuena looked at the content above and felt that if such a tactic were used against her, she would want to die. But if it were used against Shrek, against those who became gods—especially Tang San—it would be acceptable.

"Auspicious Beast, do you think we should do something like what's written in this Diary? I'd be very happy if we could use it to deal with them."

Gu Yuena spoke as she imagined being able to deal with Tang San and the others in the God Realm, including Tang San himself. She truly felt delighted.

According to the Diary, Gu Yuena would also be schemed against ten thousand years later.

And when she thought about marrying Tang San's son ten thousand years from now and having to call that hundred-thousand-year rabbit "Mom," she became even angrier.

"My lord! I think we should go directly to Morax and openly admit that we're Soul Beasts. Right now, cooperating with him to deal with Tang San would be best."

The Auspicious Beast stated her opinion.

"If we act alone, Morax may suspect that someone can secretly read his Diary. If we're discovered, we might lose all our rewards. So we should openly cooperate with him instead. We can say that we're Soul Beasts without mentioning the Diary, then work together to take down Shrek. We can also join forces with others to deal with Shrek, including Tang San's Daughter, Wang Dong'er."

The Auspicious Beast's words made a great deal of sense, and Gu Yuena agreed completely.

"Then we'll find an opportunity to come clean and cooperate with Morax. When the time comes, we'll target Tang San and the others together. And this book has to get better and better, more and more exciting! The more people it spreads to, the better! Tang San! I'll make you a laughingstock across the entire continent!"

Gu Yuena's expression at that moment was practically that of a villain from some animated show.

Gu Yuena and the Auspicious Beast did not know that Morax was eavesdropping on their conversation outside their room.

"..." Morax then left.

"These people really are idiots," Morax whispered.

Morax had long discovered that others might be able to secretly read his Diary. Judging from their current behavior, female characters such as Wang Dong'er and Xiao Xiao had likely come to the Sun Moon Imperial Academy where Morax was because the Diary had already been exposed.

And since these people had approached him, Morax strongly suspected that the Diary given by the system had already been seen by them. Based on their current behavior, it seemed as though copies of the Diary existed in their minds, allowing them to read its contents. His current guess was correct.

There really was a copy of the Diary in these female characters' minds that allowed them to read it.

Therefore, much of what Morax wrote would be seen by these people. Morax even suspected that the Ice and Snow Emperors had seen it as well.

Judging from the two of them during his trip to the Far North, although they had hidden it well, it was clear that they were also people who possessed a Diary.

Unfortunately, Xiao Hongchen did not have a Diary. At present, everyone who possessed a copy capable of reading the Diary's contents was female. Morax strongly suspected that the system was trying to give him a harem.

Morax was not interested in whether he would have a partner in the future. But if he did end up with someone, at the very least, that person had to be normal.

The people of Douluo Continent, such as Meng Hongchen, seemed relatively normal because they had received little attention. But many important female characters and heroines on Douluo Continent behaved as though something was seriously wrong with their minds.

Morax was utterly speechless at many of the women and female leaders of Douluo Continent.

When the people under their protection needed help, their response was to do things like die for love or become Soul Spirits.

Anyway, a whole lot of the important female characters on Douluo Continent were just incredibly stupid.

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