Kakashi Was Snatched Away
"What's the problem?"
Kakashi was puzzled, unable to understand what could possibly attract Naruto's attention, given Naruto's undeniable strength and the fact that he held sway over the entire Ninja World.
To put it dramatically, even a sneeze from Naruto could shake the entire Ninja World, so Kakashi was very curious about what Naruto's problem was.
Kakashi wasn't the only one envious; Tenten, standing next to him, was also extremely envious. She poured Kakashi a cup of warm tea and listened quietly with her big, dark eyes blinking.
Under the curious gazes of the two, Naruto remained silent for two seconds before speaking.
"Kakashi, are you really suffering from kidney deficiency?"
Kidney deficiency?
Kakashi's face turned green when he heard this. He thought it was something serious, but it turned out that the issue of kidney deficiency had been brought up again.
This matter had already spread throughout the entire Ninja World, and everyone knew about the claim that he had kidney deficiency, which had become a stain on Kakashi's life.
So, under Tenten's strange gaze, Kakashi said dejectedly, "I'm perfectly fine, not weak at all."
"Then why don't you find a girlfriend? You've been single for so many years! Do you want to stay single forever? You seem to have kidney deficiency," Naruto.
Gaa!
Kakashi was even more speechless. He wasn't looking for a girlfriend because he hadn't met anyone who sparked his interest. What did that have to do with his kidney deficiency? So he said dejectedly.
"I don't plan to stay single forever, I just haven't found the right person yet."
"Really? Have you forgotten that female spy?" Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"A female spy?" Kakashi's mind flashed back to that image.
"A female spy who can form eye Hand Seals, for you, she gave up her identity as a spy, never even returning to her own village, wandering from place to place, making a living by singing and playing songs. Can you bear to watch her drift aimlessly?"
Naruto looked at Kakashi and asked, as he knew everything about the matter. It was mainly because he had recently seen the female spy who was singing and playing the guitar. She was wandering alone, and some people had even tried to drive her away.
It's indeed difficult for a woman to live such a lonely life, and now is a good time to bring it up, especially since Naruto has prepared a surprise for Kakashi.
"Wandering?!"
Kakashi fell silent upon hearing Naruto's words.
Kakashi naturally remembered the female spy; in fact, he remembered her vividly. When he was young, he encountered her during a mission and they had a considerable amount of interaction.
The last time the female spy came to steal information, it was just an excuse; she really wanted to see him. Now, hearing that the female spy was wandering alone, Kakashi was indeed a little uncomfortable.
"It seems there's some womanizer pursuing her. He's really good at sweet talk, but who knows how it'll end. You'd better think it over." Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"Playing with women?!"
Kakashi maintained his deadpan expression upon hearing this, but a subtle change flickered in his eyes.
"Hey, this is a portal. Go find her if you want." Naruto waved his hand, and a portal suddenly appeared.
Kakashi hesitated for a moment when he saw the portal that had appeared, unsure of what to do.
Time passed slowly, Kakashi was caught in a fierce internal struggle, hesitating about what to do.
However, this internal monologue went on for too long, and some people couldn't take it anymore.
So.
Whoosh!
Suddenly, a bald woman burst out of the portal, hoisting Kakashi up with terrifying strength. To Kakashi and Tenten's astonishment, she disappeared back into the portal.
Then the portal closed, Naruto's lips curled into a wicked smile.
"This... this..."
Tenten pointed to the spot where Kakashi had just stood, stammering and unsure what to say.
The appearance of the bald woman really startled her, but before she could react, she had already snatched Kakashi away.
The most shocking thing is that a woman with a completely bald head carried Kakashi away without him being able to resist.
So he stammers and can't speak properly Tenten.
"Relax, relax."
Naruto waved his hand, signaling Tenten not to make a fuss, then Naruto up the warm tea and took a small sip.
"The taste is still a bit off. Here, take this and soak it."
Naruto reached into his spatial dimension with his right hand and reappeared with a box of tea leaves. The tea was white, with some kind of mysterious pattern on it, faintly shimmering with white light.
"It smells so good."
The moment the White Tea appeared, its wafting aroma made Tenten take a deep breath, causing her Chakra to surge violently and even improve slightly at that moment.
This result left Tenten staring wide-eyed in astonishment, her large, dark eyes filled with disbelief.
"Go make some tea, and don't sneak any. You're only allowed one tea leaf in your cup," Naruto said calmly.
"Piece?"
I'm speechless after hearing this Tenten; Naruto seems so petty.
She just made Naruto tea with at least thirty tea leaves, but Naruto only asked her to put in one leaf, even though the tea was so fragrant. That's so stingy.
Tenten was a little unhappy, but she still made tea as Naruto had instructed. Naruto's teacup contained thirty White Tea, while hers only had one.
Feeling a little down, Tenten picked up her tea and took a sip. The next second, her eyes widened, and she looked at Naruto in horror before hurriedly running to her bedroom.
Ten minutes later.
Feeling the surge of Chakra within him, Tenten returned in disbelief and sat down next to Naruto.
"Naruto, what exactly is this White Tea? It caused my Chakra to surge so much, it's practically a treasure!"
Tenten, he would stare at that box of tea with a greedy gleam Central City his eyes, as if he intended to devour it all.
But.
Naruto picked up the box of tea leaves, then separated two leaves and placed them in front of Tenten, putting the rest away.
"Although I have a lot of this tea from Different World, the first three leaves are the most effective for each person. From the fourth leaf onwards, the effect weakens considerably, so I took the rest back with me."
Naruto said, then tossed the tea box into his spatial storage.
"So only the first three tablets are the most effective?" Tenten said, sounding dejected and defeated.
"You're already very lucky to be able to drink White Tea. Be content. In this world, there aren't many people who are qualified to drink this tea," Naruto said calmly.
"That's true, I'm quite lucky then. Thank you, Naruto."
Tenten carefully put away the two tea leaves, even placing them inside a sealing scroll for complete protection. Then she picked up the remaining tea and drank it again.
As a result, after taking one bite, her Chakra surged again, and she ran back into the house to refine it.
Watching Tenten running back and forth, Naruto shook his head with amusement. Tenten was incredibly greedy; she would rather endure the intense shock of her Chakra surging than stop drinking, wanting to finish that cup of tea as quickly as possible.
Naruto could understand that for someone who is weak, there are very few ways to improve their strength, which is why she persisted so much.
After finally waiting for Tenten to finish her tea, Naruto looked at the energetic Tenten and asked, "How are you feeling?"
"It feels amazing, absolutely amazing, I feel so refreshed." Tenten said, her Chakra surging around her body, and she felt completely different.
"Yeah, remember not to drink too much, or don't blame me if you get fat," Naruto said casually.
"Don't worry. By the way, Naruto, is there anything I can help you with?"
Tenten, she would ask with suspicion, "Naruto must have something for me to do if he took out such precious tea leaves."
"I might be away from the Ninja World for a few years, and my villa needs someone to clean it. I'll leave this task to you," Naruto said matter-of-factly.
"Cleaning? Fine, since I've already accepted your bribe, I'll take the task. But could you give me another piece?"
Tenten, she raised her little hand and touched her index finger and thumb together, looking like a little money-grubber.
"No." Naruto shook his head.
"Half a piece will do," Tenten said cautiously.
"No, if you're not going to take this mission, then give me back the White Tea." Naruto spread out his right hand.
"I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it." Tenten nodded hurriedly, afraid that Naruto would take the White Tea back.
"That's settled then, I'm leaving."
Naruto waved and got up to leave, wandering around Konoha once again, leaving only Tenten sighing helplessly in the shadows.
"I wish I could have a few more pieces, such good stuff."
Tenten shook her head and started tidying up the table. When she saw the cup of tea that Naruto had used, a thought flashed through her mind.
Because there were thirty tea leaves in the teacup, and she had only taken two sips, there was still a lot of tea and water left, which was a treasure to her.
But.
The thought that Naruto had drunk from this drink made her hesitant. If she kept it and drank it herself, wouldn't that be like indirectly kissing him? So she was caught in a dilemma again.
"What should I do? Should I keep it and drink it, or throw it away?"
He stared at the tea leaves with a Tenten expression, then took out a handful of snacks and began to decide whether to keep or discard the tea leaves based on the number of snacks he had.
"I'll drink, I won't drink, I'll drink, I won't drink..."
Tenten kept counting the snacks, placing one on the left and one on the right, carefully counting each one. After she finished counting, she stared at the last snack on the right, marked "I don't drink," and froze.
"It's me who won't drink?"
Tenten was stunned for a moment, then looked at the thirty-odd pieces of White Tea. She said angrily, "You won't let me drink it, but I'm going to drink it anyway."
After finishing her Tenten picked up the cup of tea to drink. Considering the strong effects of White Tea, she diluted it to one-sixtieth of its original strength. Even so, after drinking a little, she felt her Chakra surging wildly.
"Such a powerful effect, I must save it right away."
Like a miserly little tycoon, Tenten sealed the cup of tea into the scroll before finally smiling with relief.
"The sun is so nice today," Tenten said happily as she sat back down at the counter.
After she finished speaking, an older woman on the street looked up at the sky, and seeing the increasingly dark clouds, she cursed, "Crazy!" and then strode away with her elephant legs.
Only Tenten remained, grinning foolishly as she looked at the sky.
On the other side.
Naruto walked quietly along the bustling streets of Konoha.
Along the way, he met many people: Shikamaru, Ino Might Guy, Might Choji Akimichi, Rock Lee, Shino Aburame Neji Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka, and Akamaru who was as fat as a pig.
Looking at Kiba Inuzuka standing not far away with a dark expression, and Akamaru constantly wagging his tail and begging for mercy, Naruto could imagine how much Energy Chocolate Hanabi had fed Akamaru back then.
It's been several years, and Akamaru still hasn't managed to lose weight; it seems destined to stay this way forever.
The energy within him would probably never decrease, which made Naruto look at Kiba Inuzuka with a hint of pity.
Naruto continued on his way, ignoring these people, and soon saw familiar faces again: Iruka during his school days, Jiraiya with his white Jiraiya, Shizune holding his "pig" Tonton, and Tsunade whose appearance had hardly changed.
These familiar people stood quietly not far away, watching him.
Naruto nodded slightly in acknowledgment. He did not stop, but walked to the front of his residence and saw Hyuga Hiashi standing at the villa entrance, carrying gifts.
At this moment, he clearly showed signs of aging, lacking the dignified air of his youth but possessing the kindness of an elderly person, making him quite different from before.
Naruto naturally couldn't be negligent towards his father-in-law, so he went up to invite Hyuga Hiashi to his home as a guest.
"What would you like to eat? I'll cook today." Inside the villa, Naruto brewed a cup of tea for Hyuga Hiashi.
He has many good things, including countless delicacies from Different World. What he considers good food is naturally very delicious. Therefore, Naruto awaits Hyuga Hiashi's answer.
"Braised pork belly, please. I haven't had braised pork belly in ages."
Hyuga Hiashi smiled and opened the gift he had brought, which was full of pork.
Naruto: "..."
Naruto was speechless. His father-in-law was too greedy. He even brought pork as a gift when he came to visit, just to eat braised pork. That was too strange.
Naruto was speechless, but since he had decided to leave for a few years, he didn't refuse. "I have better ingredients here. Also, let Hinata keep you company for a chat."
Naruto waved his hand, the portal opened, and Hinata and Hanabi emerged from it.
The flowing white hair and the powerful aura emanating from his body caused Hyuga Hiashi's expression to change slightly.
"Okay, you guys chat, I'm going to get back to work."
Naruto, carrying a pile of ingredients he had taken from his spatial storage, stepped into the kitchen.
Hinata and Hanabi chatted with Hiashi Hyuga, as their father-in -Hyuga Hiashi law didn't plan to leave Konoha. After all, he had lived there for many years and was reluctant to leave.
But Hinata and Hanabi both have to go with Naruto, which is actually quite cruel for Hyuga Hiashi.
Since they might not see each other for several years or even more than a decade, Naruto wanted them to have a good chat and get together this time.
"Father, please come with us. Naruto's Small World is vast; it can easily hold the entire Hyuga Clan," Hinata said to Hyuga Hiashi.
"Yes, Father, the Different World is vast and boundless, filled with many strange and wondrous things. I once went to a Talent World with my brother-in-law, a world where strength was enhanced through talent—it was truly amazing."
Hanabi continued, "The strongest person in that world had a legendary life. It is said that he was born into a poor family, but he was born with many talents."
With these talents, he triumphed all the way to become the strongest in that world, marrying 365 wives—truly a winner in life. By the way, this strongman's nickname is "Peak Your Uncle," a very strange nickname.