My Family Can Read My Mind, and Now the Divine Beast Bai Ze Can't Hide Anymore
Chapter 1

Hell Mode from the Start

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Bai Ze had died in the war between Gods and Devils.

Whenever he thought of the final moment of that battle, he got furious. He had clearly been able to kill the Demon God with one strike, but that idiot Yazi had insisted on taking him alive, giving the Demon God a chance to catch his breath and self-destruct.

And Bai Ze had gotten dragged down with him!

Yazi, you bastard!!!

"Waaah!!!" But when he opened his mouth, all that came out was the cry of a newborn baby.

Su Leyun moved his tiny lips, his mind completely blank. Before he could react, someone picked him up.

"Congratulations, Mrs. Zhou. You gave birth to a daughter." Holding the infant in her arms, the nurse spoke to the woman on the delivery bed.

Su Leyun was stunned for a moment. Instinctively, he used his ability to sense himself. Good. He was still a man. He had not turned into a woman.

As Bai Ze, knowing all things was an innate ability. It was through that very perception that Su Leyun finally understood his current situation.

He had become a baby and been reborn in the mortal world.

But...

How can this woman lie with her eyes open? I'm obviously a boy...

Help, a perfectly fine son turned into a daughter. This bargain-bin mother of mine is way too miserable...

The childish little voice made Su Minghui's delighted expression freeze, only for confusion to appear on her face.

Was her body too weak? Had she started hallucinating?

Why had she heard a baby's voice?

Following the direction of the sound, Su Minghui met a pair of round black eyes. They were bright and sparkling, enough to make anyone happy just by looking at them.

It was the child in the nurse's arms.

Seeing Su Minghui look over, the nurse felt a little guilty. Instinctively, she wanted to carry the child out. "Mrs. Zhou, your body is too weak. I'll take the baby outside first..."

Waaah, where is this bad woman taking me? Is she going to castrate me? No, I was just born...

Help, Mom! Your precious baby is about to get swapped out by a bad person!

Su Leyun blinked desperately, hoping Su Minghui would see the sincerity in his eyes.

"Stop!" Hearing the child's frantic little cries, Su Minghui spoke without thinking.

"Bring the baby to me."

The moment Su Minghui finished speaking, the nurse's expression changed.

The attending physician walked over, exchanged a glance with the nurse, and said, "Mrs. Zhou, you've just given birth and your body is too weak. You should rest properly for now. Once you've rested and returned to your room, you'll have plenty of time to see the baby."

At first, Su Leyun had not understood why these people insisted he was a girl. Then he checked with his ability and was so shocked his jaw nearly dropped. Well, a baby's jaw was too small for it to be obvious.

Still, his tiny face was filled with enormous shock.

??? This bargain-bin mom has been deceived by that scumbag dad all along?

Scumbag Dad knew Mom had always wanted a daughter, so he deliberately planned to swap me with the daughter he had with his mistress outside, making Mom raise his and his mistress's daughter.

He's already bribed the nurses and doctor and is about to take me out to swap me with the mistress's daughter??

Ahhh, this bargain-bin mom is way too miserable!

Su Minghui had already been full of doubts. Hearing those words now, she felt her head buzz.

She instinctively looked around at the nurses and doctor, only to find that none of them showed any unusual reaction. Those tiny, childish sounds seemed to be audible to her alone.

"I told you to give me the child." Summoning every ounce of strength in her body, Su Minghui snatched the baby from the nurse's arms before anyone else could react.

She urgently needed to do something to verify her suspicions. So the instant she held the child, Su Minghui ignored everyone's shocked stares and directly lifted the blanket wrapped around Su Leyun.

His little bird was exposed before everyone's eyes. Then a powerful stream of urine shot out, landing squarely on the face of the nurse rushing toward them.

Su Leyun kicked his little legs, his tiny face flushing red.

Ahhh, he was the great Lord Bai Ze! Peeing in public was far too embarrassing!

Once Su Minghui confirmed that Su Leyun was a boy, her expression turned even uglier. Towering fury built in her heart as she glared at the nurse and doctor and demanded, "Didn't you say I gave birth to a girl? But I clearly gave birth to a boy!"

The attending physician and nurse had both gone pale when Su Minghui snatched the child. Now, they felt even more guilty.

They had thought Su Minghui would be easy to fool after just giving birth. Never had they expected things to develop this far.

The nurse's gaze darted about as she bit her lip and said, "Mrs. Zhou, you must have misheard earlier. The child you gave birth to is a boy, not a girl."

The attending physician immediately chimed in, "Mrs. Zhou, perhaps you wanted a daughter too badly and started hearing things..."

Although they said that, the doctors and nurses did not look well.

After all, another child was still waiting outside. They had all taken the money and were waiting to go switch the babies.

After peeing, Su Leyun had turned as red as a boiled shrimp. He finally recovered a little, kicked his legs, and babbled under his breath.

The doctor and nurses were all bribed, and the mistress's daughter is still waiting outside... Oh boy, I started out in hell mode!

Hearing the baby's milky little complaint, Su Minghui's swelling anger felt as though it had been scratched by a soft little paw. At once, she was not quite as angry anymore.

Both annoyed and amused, she glanced at the little baby in her arms.

Though the little fellow had only just been born, he was not wrinkled like other newborns. Instead, he was utterly adorable, especially those bright black eyes that blinked and softened anyone's heart.

Unable to resist, Su Minghui lowered her head and kissed the little fellow.

The little fellow immediately stiffened all over. Even his waving chubby hands stopped moving, as though someone had struck his pressure point. Then he began waving them even harder.

Waaah, men and women shouldn't touch like that!!! I, the great Bai Ze...

Forget it. She's my mom now. Does a kiss from Mom even count? Of course it doesn't!

She smells so nice and feels so warm. I want more kisses. Mom, kiss me, kiss me...

Su Minghui truly could not resist, and lowered her head to kiss the little fellow several more times.

Only after kissing Su Leyun did she look up at the doctor and nurse. She did not dwell on why she could hear those miraculous inner thoughts. The urgent matter was how to get through the situation before her.

Since these doctors had been bought off, anything that could be solved with money was not really a problem.

Su Minghui adjusted the way she held the child and spoke weakly. "I may be Mrs. Zhou, but I am also the only daughter of the Su Household. I won't pursue the matter of the child with you for now, but you should know what to do next."

Though her voice was weak, her tone was cold and carried a faint sharpness, making the nearby doctor and nurses shudder.

The attending physician reacted the fastest. "Rest assured, Mrs. Zhou. What happened earlier was just a misunderstanding. You gave birth to a boy. All of us saw it."

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