Chapter 90
Rough but ferocious motorcycles are being assembled.
Some were covered in rusty spikes, some had exaggerated rocket boosters welded on, and some even had cannons mounted directly on the front of the vehicle.
"That's the kind of thrill that comes from speeding and firing at the same time!"
Several Orks lads were fighting fiercely over a turbine engine, fists and wrenches flying, sparks flying everywhere.
Beside them, another mechanic had forcefully screwed the two engines together, completely disregarding the possibility of an explosion.
But miraculously, they still started working when combined?
"Hahaha! That's fast enough!"
Further away, a group of crazed Orks racers were testing their newly modified vehicles.
They have no braking system and no steering mechanism.
It's just a motorcycle charging straight ahead; clearly, this kind of mechanic kid is the most popular type among all Orks.
That was so fast! That was so awesome!
The chariot roared forward, crushing several unlucky Gretchin before crashing headlong into a pile of scrap metal, exploding into a fireball with a resounding boom.
"Perfect!" the Orks cheered, completely disregarding whether the pilot was still alive.
At the highest point of the Battle Moon, the Old Boss stood atop his steel throne, overlooking everything.
"Kids! After we crush those shrimp-skinned creatures, we'll go do something even bigger!"
Seeing that the other technicians were having a blast, the technicians who had been avoiding Xiao Huasheng couldn't resist joining in either.
When!
Before Xiao Huasheng could react, a young Orks technician hit her on the head with a steel pipe, for reasons unknown.
"The dried red shrimp are frozen solid! I love them!"
The young technician couldn't resist tapping Xiao Huasheng several more times, and got the exact same result.
No matter what they did, they couldn't budge Xiao Huasheng Sheng in the slightest. The other Orks technicians were shocked by this.
They all grabbed whatever weapons they had and started hitting Xiao Huasheng.
Xiao Huasheng didn't bother arguing with them; she just wanted to wait until some of the ships on either side exploded so she could easily seize them.
Before this, she had absolutely no intention of repeating the same mistake.
She didn't want to experience being caught in a pincer movement again.
Of course, it's quite possible that Slaanesh is now his ally, but Xiao Huasheng still doesn't want to make a move.
Any movement consumes energy.
She couldn't be bothered to move.
While everyone else was fiercely fighting, the red-haired Angel lay motionless on the ground with his hands behind his back, having been beaten to a pulp.
It looked like a real corpse that had fallen from space.
Seeing her condition, the Orks technicians couldn't help but tap her twice more.
"Such hard shrimp!"
"Why is it so hard? We found another shrimp that fell from the sky, and it shattered instantly!"
"But this shrimp is so hard! I wish she was this hard even when she was alive!"
"Actually, dead shrimp are pretty much the same, right?"
Xiao Huasheng had no idea what these young technicians were discussing.
She was just an ordinary concrete Angel, and all the worldly disputes were irrelevant to her.
Ah, how leisurely!
Xiao Huasheng couldn't help but smile; the feeling of having MAX defense was surprisingly exhilarating.
But soon, her smile faded.
"I think using these dried red shrimp will make our car more durable."
I think so too.
"Me too."
Before she could react, she was lifted up by an Orks boy.
The Orks technician boys circled Xiao Huasheng several times, their green faces gradually showing expressions of sudden realization.
"I know!" A mechanic wearing goggles suddenly slapped his forehead and jumped up excitedly. "This shrimp is so hard, it's perfect for the locomotive!"
The other Orks were taken aback for a moment, then erupted in a deafening cheer:
"A brilliant idea!"
"She's harder than a lump of iron! Anyone she bumps into will shatter!"
"Quickly! Weld it on!"
Xiao Huasheng: "...?"
Before she could react, several thick green hands had already lifted her up and roughly pressed her against the front of a newly assembled chariot.
"Almost done! Hahaha! Shrimp chariot!" The Orks technicians completely disregarded whether she was a corpse or not, grabbed their welding torches, and began frantically working around her.
Sizzle!
Sparks flew as hot, molten metal droplets splashed onto Xiao Huasheng's clothes, burning several small holes in them.
Her eyelids twitched wildly, but she stubbornly remained still.
However, the Orks were far more efficient than she had imagined.
Before long, she was used as material and roughly pasted on.
Fortunately, at most she was just glued in place with iron; it wasn't really welded on.
Just a few minutes later, a "brand new" Orks war machine was born.
The vehicle body was crudely pieced together from warship armor plates, with black smoke billowing from the gaps.
The engine was two turbines forcibly twisted together, occasionally spitting out suspicious sparks.
The wheels were welded with serrated edges, which made a teeth-grinding grinding sound when they turned.
And the front of the car --
It was Xiao Huasheng, who was embedded in the metal frame.
Her upper body was exposed, but her lower body was welded to the inside of the vehicle, making her look like a decorative statue fixed at the front of the tank.
"Perfect!" The Orks mechanic patted the front of the vehicle (which was Xiao Huasheng's head) with satisfaction. "Now our vehicle is the toughest!"
Xiao Huasheng: "..."
She finally couldn't hold back anymore.
"You bunch of green-skinned bastards—"
The sound was drowned out by the explosion.
Boom!!!
Just as she was about to explode, a deafening explosion suddenly came from afar.
A Slaanesh ship was struck by the main cannon of the Battle Moon and turned into a dazzling fireball.
The Orks were instantly drawn to it.
"Let's get started! Let's get started!"
The Orks in the driver's seat floored the accelerator, and the chariot roared off.
Xiao Huasheng felt a tremendous inertia strike him, forcing him to become a "human armor-piercing cone," crashing head-on into a group of Slaanesh demons who were reveling in the festivities.
"Aaaaaaah!" The demons' shrill laughter instantly turned into screams of agony.
I thought it was a speed bump.
Go tell my Cement Angel!
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The mechanics rode this motorcycle, wreaking havoc on the battlefield, laughing and joking.
Even corrupted Astra Militarum tanks were instantly killed by this motorcycle.
Countless Orks witnessed this scene and cheered, further fueling the engine's power and strength.
Xiao Huasheng stared expressionlessly at the thirtieth pinkish-purple creature he had smashed, and finally sighed:
"... Never mind, let's leave it at that."
Anyway, it saves a lot of energy.
Angela's suppressed laughter escaped her lips.
[Pfft, the supervisor's appearance is quite unconventional.]
What do these Orks think she is?
Seeing that she had nothing to do during her free time, she silently asked Angela in her mind if any new Abnormality had arrived.
Angela also gave her a reply.
[No, perhaps we'll receive something new after this war ends.]
Regardless of all that, Xiao Huasheng didn't want to get involved in the messy affairs of the real world anymore.
She immediately hid in her personal storage room, ignoring the Orks technicians' groping of her body.
Anyway, her body won't get damaged no matter what she does.
With her eyes closed, her mind instantly entered Lobotomy Corporation.
The body, which was originally embedded in the front of the car, now looked no different from a real sculpture.
It was still that quiet monitoring room.
Angela held a small cake in her hands, taking small bites while watching the monitor.
She watched intently, without even blinking.
The footage on the monitor was clearly Xiao Huasheng's third-person perspective; if he got tired of it, he could switch to first-person.
Clearly, Angela just likes to gossip when she has nothing better to do.
Seeing this, Xiao Huasheng immediately stepped forward, went behind her, and punched her temples with both fists.
"Ughhhhhh!" Angela screamed immediately, dropping the chocolate cake she was holding to the ground.
This cunning, sharp-tongued blue-haired Angel has finally met his end.
"Hmph, serves you right for talking bad about me." Xiao Huasheng laughed from behind her.
But in the blink of an eye, Angela turned around and started playfully fighting with Xiao Huasheng.
"That wretched supervisor! Humph!" She suddenly pounced on Xiao Huasheng.
As they played, they both got really into the game.
"Ah!!!"
"Ahhh!!"
Angela and Xiao Huasheng screamed at the same time, trying to distract each other and gain the upper hand in their playful fight.
But it doesn't seem to have any effect.
The two then chased and played around in the monitoring room, laughing and joking.
Actually, although Angela looks very stylish, neither of these two Angel seems to be very serious.
Meanwhile, the monitors in the company center showed images of Slaanesh demons being launched into the air, and sometimes images of Orks being launched into the air as well.
But Xiao Huasheng no longer cared what they had done to his body.
Having experienced so many events, she wouldn't care about anything that didn't pose a real threat to her.