SCP Foundation: Exusiai, Containment Breach! (Volumes 1-8, Chapter 16)

Working with you all is like being in prison.

I thought it was a speed bump.

Tell that to your neck.

Founder of Mental Lobotomy Corporation.

Angel Containment Protocol

1. You may place the angel in the same room as desserts, but stealing desserts is forbidden; otherwise, She will cry and you will disappear.

2. When facing the angel, never turn your back to Her and expose your neck.

3. If you hear screams, immediately offer desserts (apple pie recommended) until laughter replaces crying.

4. At 03:33 daily, check the sugar jar in the kitchen; if you find red hair strands, no feeding is needed today.

5. Do not ask why She hates the Foundation. Do not ask.

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This book contains elements: going crazy, going crazy, going crazy, Exusiai, going crazy, going crazy, going crazy.

There is suspected invasion by a Warp evil god; please protect your SAN points. It is recommended to find a DOOM to sit beside you while reading this book.

If you encounter the Red Stone plot, immediately call the Yellow Weasel to obliterate the creator of this book.

It is strictly forbidden for Laterano spiritual girls to read this book.

A remake of Exusiai, Containment Breach.