Yukino narrowed his eyes keenly and sighed gracefully, "Looking at him smiling so proudly, these senior officials must have been intimidated by him using some unreasonable violent means."
"Violent threats to force politicians to be good people? You are indeed a god." Ai Haibara snorted venomously.
"Huh? But I think this is good!"
Miko Yotsuya looked at the senior officials on TV who were working hard to clean up the ruins, and held his hands in admiration. "No matter what method is used, as long as it can make everyone's life better, Master Lin Xiao is the best! Long live Master Lin Xiao!"
"Miko, you are really hopeless..." Eriri covered his face in despair.
Seeing this group of club members complaining crazily in front of him, Lin Xiao finally stopped laughing.
"Okay, stop guessing, I'm not trying to scare them."
Lin Xiao clapped his hands: "It was their own "conscience discovery" and decided to work for Mother Earth. We [All-Heavens Rescue Club] can finally live a peaceful life for a few days."
Then Lin Xiao couldn't wait to open Myriad Worlds Chat Group, and shared this crude joke that could be recorded in "The History of Villains' Grievances" with the big guys in the group.
[He Is Simply God]: "@All members, everyone, let me share a fun with you."
[He Is Simply God]: "I just discovered that the top politicians in our world who are particularly efficient at doing things are actually disguised as a group of alien bugs that fell into the earth thirty-five years ago."
[He Is Simply God]: "The most outrageous thing is that Mother Earth didn't become hostile to them because they saw them working too hard. Instead, they acquiesced to their illegal work on this planet!"
"..."
Along with this piece of grassy "villain's story of becoming a good guy" was sent out.
The entire Myriad Worlds Chat Group fell into ten seconds of dead silence.
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]:"Pfft--hahahahahahaha!!!"
[The Shut-In Princess of Eientei]: "The villain monster forced himself to become a national moral model in order to survive?! He also got the excellent employee certification from Mother Earth?! Even a third-rate funny comic would not dare to draw this script like this!!!"
Soul Society, Fifth Division Captain's room.
Aizen Sosuke's hand holding the tea cup stopped in mid-air, and the corners of his mouth twitched crazily.
[Ruler of Las Noches]: "Using absolute fear of death to forcibly tamper with the survival logic and biological instincts of a race... This method of subduing others without fighting is even more thorough than my Kyoka Suigetsu."
[Ruler of Las Noches]: "These bugs are pitiful, even the dignity of the villain has been completely crushed."
Gotham City, Batcave.
Bruce·Wayne stared at the screen, lost in thought.
[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "Give up resistance and exchange the most efficient social contribution for forgiveness from the most advanced predator. This survival strategy is perfect."
[Dark Knight of Gotham]: "I'm thinking, if I drag the group of criminals from Arkham Asylum to face a Ultraman Gaia meteorite explosion site, will they be scared like these bugs and go to Gotham City streets to sweep the streets for charity?"
[Bald Cape Hero who wants to be Strongest Hero]: "Hey? It turns out that as long as you are strong enough, you can let those annoying guys do their work? Then next time I meet Monster Association, can I also glare at them and ask them to queue up for me to grab the special cabbage?"
Seeing the brain circuits of these big guys running further and further away, other members of the group couldn't help but bubble up, starting a wave of "god-level resonance" that spanned the worldview.
Ashford Academy li.
Lelouch, who had just put down the burden of revenge, looked at the description on the screen, and the political brain belonging to the prince let out a ridiculous admiration.
[The Absolute Obedience King]: "Use absolute force to intimidate and force aliens to establish a utopian government that is clean, efficient, and serves the people wholeheartedly? Ironically, this may be the most perfect political model in human history."
[The Absolute Obedience King]: "Because they don't even have the guts to commit corruption and neglect their governance. Your Excellency the group leader's "way of governing the country" is really impressive."
<The Boys>World.
Starlight Annie, who was about to go out on patrol, looked at what these "alien bugs" were doing, and then recalled the sanctimonious senior officials of Vought, and felt mixed emotions in his heart.
[The New Hero Whose Dreams Were Shattered]: "This sounds so crazy... In our world, the senior leaders of Walter are obviously humans, but they do disgusting things that are worse than monsters. But the monsters in your world are forced to become saints. Comparing the two sides, I don't know which one is more ridiculous."
[Smile Under the Wisteria Flowers]: "Alas, what a pleasant bedtime story. If Muzan Kibutsuji had this desire to survive back then, we Demon Slayer Corps would have been unemployed long ago. (laughing)"
Shinobu Kocho was holding a tea cup in the Butterfly Mansion, laughing so hard that he even imagined Muzan wearing a straw hat and planting trees in the ground.
[Magical Girl of Infinite Reincarnation]: "At least when faced with physical threats, these bugs know how to be afraid. Compared with those "Incubators" who rely on high-dimensional logic to collect energy and sacrifice human lives, these Native are simply much cuter."
And TPC Far East Headquarters in the <Tiga> world.
Team member Daigo, who had just completed his patrol mission, looked at the joyful teasing of everyone in the group chat, silently took out the Spark Lens in his arms, and fell into deep self-doubt.
[Victory Team Member Who Believes in Light]: "... I feel so complicated right now. As the national defense force and Light Giant, if there are aliens lurking in the top levels of the government, I should have eliminated them immediately."
[Victory Team Member Who Believes in Light]: "But if they are doing their best to benefit mankind, and even get recognition from the earth... I suddenly don't know when I meet them, whether I should pull out my Spark Lens and beat them, or give them a certificate of outstanding contribution."
Seeing Daigo's extremely honest and tangled speech in the group, Lin Xiao happily slapped his thighs on the sofa.
[He Is Simply God]: "Daigo, don't be trapped by rigid rules. Cats that can catch mice are good cats. As long as they don't hurt people, there's nothing wrong with keeping them as free high-level workers."
[He Is Simply God]: "Of course, the premise is that your fist must be big enough so that they will never dare to think of resisting for the rest of their lives."
With this frivolous discussion on "governance of the country" in the group over, Lin Xiao closed the chat group with satisfaction.
He leaned on the exclusive sofa in the activity room, stretched out comfortably, and had a proud smile on his face that said "everything is under control".
However, this god-like calmness did not last for three seconds.
"You were looking at your phone and giggling again."
A cold voice came from the corner at the other end of the sofa.